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  • Higher Love
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 110

    #1

    Wives are not playthings

    This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
    you treat your wives like crap
    your meant to love your wife not abuse her
    you will all burn in hell
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Wives are not playthings

    Originally posted by Lower Lust View Post
    This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
    you treat your wives like crap
    your meant to love your wife not abuse her
    you will all burn in hell
    Get out your King James Bible and show us, chapter and verse, where it says we're doing anything wrong.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #3
      Re: Wives are not playthings

      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
      This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
      you treat your wives like crap
      your meant to love your wife not abuse her
      you will all burn in hell
      If that is REALLY the way you feel then why not really show us all a thing or two and just leave. Just drop your pencil right now, pick up all your toys and jet, just take off and go elsewhere. There - I certainly feel put in my place.

      You have posted similar hateful, disgusting sentiment in MANY other threads throughout this Godly forum and yet you are still here. Could it be that deep down inside you wish you were a real man like all of us here? Perpahs you are feeling insignificant and small (you know) and want to make a change?

      Any one of us here would be happy to say a little prayer with you...
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22892

        #4
        Re: Wives are not playthings

        Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
        This is the most unchristian site i have ever seen
        you treat your wives like crap
        your meant to love your wife not abuse her
        you will all burn in hell
        Women are fine servants and bad masters. Mrs Bathfire is perfectly happy with the way things are - who, on God's earth, do you feel you are to come here and tell me, or any other True Christian, how we should live our lives? God has already done that and your words are simply blasphemy!

        I thought all you snivelling, wishy-washy, Salad Bar apologists for The Lord of Hosts were all for diversity, hug a nigra, love a homer, and get a free trip to Heaven!

        Your nothing but passive - aggressive fascists! When you're having your skin peeled from you in the deepest, foulest pits of Hell, look up heavenwards and see my mouthing, "I told you so!"

        Now, would you like to meet my friend Jesus? He can help you.
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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Wives are not playthings

          Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.

          He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.

          Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Wives are not playthings

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me of back hands me across the face.

            He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.

            Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me he did it out of love.

            Lve, Sister Thumper

            Scars and bruises aren't tokens of love.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Don the Baptist
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2008
              • 480

              #7
              Re: Wives are not playthings

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.

              He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.

              Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.

              Lve, Sister Thumper
              Praise & Glory!
              Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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              • Don the Baptist
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 480

                #8
                Re: Wives are not playthings

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                Scars and bruises aren't tokens of love.
                Yes, they most assuredly are and I am quite sure that many of us (myself included) would enjoy showing you a little "love" with a dot on your eye!!
                , take that you troll.
                Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: Wives are not playthings

                  Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                  Yes, they most assuredly are and I am quite sure that many of us (myself included) would enjoy showing you a little "love" with a dot on your eye!!
                  , take that you troll.
                  You had better make the first swing count, because you won't get a second, Scooter.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Molineux
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 61

                    #10
                    Re: Wives are not playthings

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Well even though we are not technically married yet.... I don't mind at all when Pastor Zeke spanks me or back hands me across the face.

                    He is showing his deep love and affection for me by correcting me for the error of my ways.

                    Last Sunday in church I spoke out of turn and he punched me in the eye. I still have a shiner, but every time I look at it I am reminded of how much he loves me. He did it out of love.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
                    I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.

                    Women are there to be loved and cherished, any man that hits a woman is scum and should be removed from Gods' green earth. You will be reprimanded upon your judgement day.
                    Did Adam hit Eve? I sincerely doubt it, but i'm guessing one of you will fetch your bible and try to find proof that he did.

                    And what is it with you guys wanting all women to be virgins? Sex is for pleasure as well as reproduction.

                    And Don the Baptist, what you gonna do, throw a crucifix at him?

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Wives are not playthings

                      Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                      I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.

                      Women are there to be loved and cherished, any man that hits a woman is scum and should be removed from Gods' green earth. You will be reprimanded upon your judgement day.
                      Dear friend:

                      Chapter and verse, please.

                      Did Adam hit Eve? I sincerely doubt it, but i'm guessing one of you will fetch your bible and try to find proof that he did.
                      Where does it say he didn't?

                      And what is it with you guys wanting all women to be virgins? Sex is for pleasure as well as reproduction.
                      It's God Who wants women to be virgins. Take a look at this:

                      Deut. 22:13-21: If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth [the tokens of] the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech [against her], saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these [are the tokens of] my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; And they shall amerce him in an hundred [shekels] of silver, and give [them] unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. if this thing be true, [and the tokens of] virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

                      To God, it's a big enough deal that the woman is guilty until proved innocent.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22892

                        #12
                        Re: Wives are not playthings

                        Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                        I'll pray for you, so you may find a way out of that hell-forsaken relationship.
                        To whom are you going to pray, boy? To the very God Who instructs us in the way to treat women?

                        If you ain't going to pray to the One True God, The Lord of Hosts, The Almighty, you're a devil worshipping heathen and damned for eternity!

                        (In these circumstances, you might consider a life at Landover as opposed to an Eternity in the Brimstone Pits of Hellfire.)
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Molineux
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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 61

                          #13
                          Re: Wives are not playthings

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          To whom are you going to pray, boy? To the very God Who instructs us in the way to treat women?

                          If you ain't going to pray to the One True God, The Lord of Hosts, The Almighty, you're a devil worshipping heathen and damned for eternity!

                          (In these circumstances, you might consider a life at Landover as opposed to an Eternity in the Brimstone Pits of Hellfire.)

                          What is weird is that i came to this forum full of hatred because you all want Grand Theft Auto games banned, but i begin finding myself agreeing with some of your beliefs, but some i simply cannot bring myself to agree with, such as the vivisection in the Creationist section, and the abuse of women, because i have seen the pain and anguish that it causes.

                          And to Pastor Isaac, i admit, he does not say that Adam did not hit Eve, but if this was the way women were to be treated, he would of said it in plain English, or rather... Latin.

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                          • Don the Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #14
                            Re: Wives are not playthings

                            Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                            1. Did Adam hit Eve?
                            2. And Don the Baptist, what you gonna do, throw a crucifix at him?
                            1. If not, he certainly should have, perhaps we would be in a better position than we are today what with that talking Satan snake and all.

                            2. Ummmm, where did THAT come from, are you confused or just stupid? Why so much hatred from you - boy you are a nasty one aren't you. Perhaps we should pray together...
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                            • Molineux
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                              • Apr 2008
                              • 61

                              #15
                              Re: Wives are not playthings

                              Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
                              2. Ummmm, where did THAT come from, are you confused or just stupid? Why so much hatred from you - boy you are a nasty one aren't you. Perhaps we should pray together...
                              It's not worth explaining, perhaps i replied a little heatedly, i will try and keep myself calm.

                              And as for the praying, i will not pray with you, i am not a member of your section of Christianity, i am a member of the CoE.

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