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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Re: Wives are not playthings

    Oh, I'm sure Adam beat her back-sassing, disobeying, lying whore ass to a bloody pulp. She damn well deserved it!

    That whore cursed all of humanity.
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    • Molineux
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      • Apr 2008
      • 61

      #17
      Re: Wives are not playthings

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Oh, I'm sure Adam beat her back-sassing, disobeying, lying whore ass to a bloody pulp. She damn well deserved it!

      That whore cursed all of humanity.

      I wish i'd listened in Religious Education, but i assume you meant she ate the apple from the tree, thus allowing Mankind to tell the difference between right and wrong etc?

      I don't see that as a curse, i personally see it as a blessing. If that had not happened, God would not have known who were true Christians, if she had not eaten the apple there would be people who are of other religions in heaven. However, she ate the apple, things happened in between, and there's lots of so called religions, but only Christians go to heaven.

      Let me try and make that make sense more, if she hadn't of eaten the apple, everyone would have been Christian. But she did, other religions spawned, and people started believing those false religions instead of having their faith remain wholly in God. That way, God now knows who are true to him.

      Hope that's understandable.

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #18
        Re: Wives are not playthings

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        That whore cursed all of humanity.
        And perhaps that is the message. Because there is no mention of Adam disciplining his wife, I can only assume it didn't happen. However, this was the first time God verbalized his disdain for women...

        Genesis: 3:16

        Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

        Is it just a coincidence that one of the first laws God ever made was that a woman would submit to her husband? God is wise. He knew that if Adam had punched her lights out when she first showed him the apple we'd still be in the Garden of Eden.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22892

          #19
          Re: Wives are not playthings

          Originally posted by Molineux View Post
          I wish i'd listened in Religious Education, but i assume you meant she ate the apple from the tree, thus allowing Mankind to tell the difference between right and wrong etc?
          Yes, you should have listened. It was a little more than the difference between right and wrong. Whilst Adam and Eve were in Eden, they were immortal, they were "as God". The tree of the Fruit of Knowledge reduced the pair to mortals and all that mortals suffer in this world. There followed murder and incest and general evil until God, in His infinite Mercy, ethnically cleansed the earth by The Flood - but still man was mortal.

          Only with the temporary death of Christ was mankind given the opportunity to live in Heaven for eternity. The only way that this could be accomplished was to accept Christ as your Savior.

          The only way to accept Christ is via the Bible (KJV1611 only). You must follow all the commands and advice therein and accept Christ into your heart. Then, and only then, will you be Saved.

          If you accept the whole unadulterated word of God, you accept that the advice as far as women is concerned, is correct. Get yourself a good woman and it may be that she does not require beating other than occasionally - get a bad one, and as divorce is not simple in the eyes of God, you may have to train her somewhat more rigorously.

          Now that's it in a nutshell - the detail is somewhat longer.
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          • Molineux
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            • Apr 2008
            • 61

            #20
            Re: Wives are not playthings

            he t
            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Yes, you should have listened. It was a little more than the difference between right and wrong. Whilst Adam and Eve were in Eden, they were immortal, they were "as God". The tree of the Fruit of Knowledge reduced the pair to mortals and all that mortals suffer in this world. There followed murder and incest and general evil until God, in His infinite Mercy, ethnically cleansed the earth by The Flood - but still man was mortal.

            Only with the temporary death of Christ was mankind given the opportunity to live in Heaven for eternity. The only way that this could be accomplished was to accept Christ as your Savior.

            The only way to accept Christ is via the Bible (KJV1611 only). You must follow all the commands and advice therein and accept Christ into your heart. Then, and only then, will you be Saved.

            If you accept the whole unadulterated word of God, you accept that the advice as far as women is concerned, is correct. Get yourself a good woman and it may be that she does not require beating other than occasionally - get a bad one, and as divorce is not simple in the eyes of God, you may have to train her somewhat more rigorously.

            Now that's it in a nutshell - the detail is somewhat longer.
            Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.

            I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
            What right have we to lay a hand on another Christian human being? Should we not instead turn our focus to those of faux-religions? What use is it hitting each other? We should be spreading the word of god, not the mark of our fists.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #21
              Re: Wives are not playthings

              Originally posted by Molineux View Post
              he t

              Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.

              I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
              What right have we to lay a hand on another Christian human being? Should we not instead turn our focus to those of faux-religions? What use is it hitting each other? We should be spreading the word of god, not the mark of our fists.
              You know, if you were a man and all and didn't play at silly car games I'd think you were kinda cute.
              Don't you realize that sitting in your room playing silly games is just wasting your life away? If you were a real man you'd know how to handle a real woman. You know what a real woman is I hope?

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Sperman
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 31

                #22
                Re: Wives are not playthings

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                You know what a real woman is I hope?
                Leave him alon u big big bully! Course he know what a real woman is!

                Don worry, Molineux, don listen to these asshats! They ar still real, even if ya hav ta inflate 'em!

                Plastic dates don say no!

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                • Old Man Hatchet
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                  Beloved Church Elder
                  World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2084

                  #23
                  Re: Wives are not playthings

                  I backhand my wife. I rummage through her purse. I spit on her. I kick her. I demean her. I punch her. I've nearly drowned her. Because I love her. Praise Jesus.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Wives are not playthings

                    God demands that we subjugate our women, both wives and daughters.

                    1 Timothy 2:11-15
                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

                    1 Peter 3:1
                    Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


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                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Magikarp
                      hateful Danish communis
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 266

                      #25
                      Re: Wives are not playthings

                      Originally posted by Sperman View Post
                      Leave him alone you big big bully! Of course he knows what a real woman is!

                      Don't worry, Molineux, don't listen to these asshats! They are still real, even if you have to inflate them!

                      Plastic dates don't say no!
                      Actually no, it doesn't matter if they are inflatable, they are still inanimate objects.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Higher Love
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 110

                        #26
                        Re: Wives are not playthings
                        i am convinced the people on here are reading a different bible
                        mine says nothing about disciplining your wife or girlfriend

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                        • Molineux
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                          • Apr 2008
                          • 61

                          #27
                          Re: Wives are not playthings

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          You know, if you were a man and all and didn't play at silly car games I'd think you were kinda cute.
                          Don't you realize that sitting in your room playing silly games is just wasting your life away? If you were a real man you'd know how to handle a real woman. You know what a real woman is I hope?
                          Firstly, i am a man. Secondly, of course i know what a real woman is.
                          She is a Christian woman, who loves her partner.

                          There's no more i need.

                          And onto the games, I don't play them in my bedroom, i play them in the living room, with a friend or group of friends.
                          Think of it as a social passtime.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Wives are not playthings

                            Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                            Firstly, i am a man. Secondly, of course i know what a real woman is.
                            She is a Christian woman, who loves her partner.

                            There's no more i need.

                            And onto the games, I don't play them in my bedroom, i play them in the living room, with a friend or group of friends.
                            Think of it as a social passtime.
                            How old are you frenchie? Do your parents know about these fag orgies you throw in their livingroom?

                            True Christians read the Holy Bible for relaxation and enjoyment.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Molineux
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                              • Apr 2008
                              • 61

                              #29
                              Re: Wives are not playthings

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              How old are you frenchie? Do your parents know about these fag orgies you throw in their livingroom?

                              True Christians read the Holy Bible for relaxation and enjoyment.
                              Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
                              My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.

                              Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.

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                              • theKing
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 6

                                #30
                                Re: Wives are not playthings

                                Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                                Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
                                My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.

                                Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.

                                you sir are correct

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