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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #46
    Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

    Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
    Tell me what part of that is a lie?

    One of the theives on the cross next to Jesus repented just before he died and he went to heaven, right? I could easily do the same!
    Yes, but they could hardly have been planning to do so all their lives, could they. You are just being cynical and fancy yourself more clever than Christ.

    Which you are not. Jesus always wins.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #47
        Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

        Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
        Tell me what part of that is a lie?

        One of the theives on the cross next to Jesus repented just before he died and he went to heaven, right? I could easily do the same!
        You do know that people don't usually get a helpful warning 10-15 minutes before they die, don't you?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • snottyduck
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 564
            #48
            Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Apparently you don't have the sense that Hitler had.

            LOL, what a statement!! If Hitler had any sense in his body he would have won the war, unfortunately for him he didn't have much "sense".

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #49
                Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                LOL, what a statement!! If Hitler had any sense in his body he would have won the war, unfortunately for him he didn't have much "sense".
                If Hitler had any sense in his body he wouldn't have been a Mary-Worshipper, unfortunately for him he didn't have much "sense". What does that say about you?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • snottyduck
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 564
                    #50
                    Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    If Hitler had any sense in his body he wouldn't have been a Mary-Worshipper, unfortunately for him he didn't have much "sense". What does that say about you?
                    Nothing actually since I'm not Hitler.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #51
                        Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                        Nothing actually since I'm not Hitler.
                        No, because you don't have enough sense to be Hitler. We've gone over this already.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • snottyduck
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 564
                            #52
                            Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            No, because you don't have enough sense to be Hitler. We've gone over this already.
                            Like you know anything about sense??

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                              • Alleen
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 13
                                #53
                                Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                                Like you know anything about sense??
                                Hehehehahahahaha..........

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                                  • Reverent Conolly
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Under Investigation
                                    • Jul 2008
                                    • 2
                                    #54
                                    Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                    Im sure i would do you fine. I am very devilish in bed. Come to my Sacrificing Chamber.

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #55
                                        Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                        Originally posted by Reverent Conolly View Post
                                        Im sure i would do you fine. I am very devilish in bed. Come to my Sacrificing Chamber.
                                        Are you a friend of Docter Orangina, by any chance?
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 13996
                                            #56
                                            Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                            Originally posted by Tally Ho View Post
                                            Says who?

                                            Death bed repentance, here I come!

                                            I suppose it must feel even worse to know that souls are being tortured for all eternity because of a moment of weakness just before they buy the farm.

                                            So, here's gods logic:

                                            Live a good, godly life with a moment of weakness just before death: eternal damnation

                                            Live an evil, sinful life with a deathbed repentance: eternal bliss
                                            Two glitches, sweet pea:
                                            As has been pointed out, when Jesus decides to kill you, He may or may not give you a warning; and

                                            Repentence must be SINCERE. God knows what is in your heart, and will gladly cast you into Hell no matter what prayer you say in your last moments. He knows you've been planning to do that all along!
                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                              • Gothzilla
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Jul 2008
                                                • 60
                                                #57
                                                Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                                Can someone clear something up for me (preferably without the use of insults)?

                                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
                                                Jesus repented of His sins
                                                I have been led to believe Jesus is perfect, and led a sinless life. Was I told incorrectly?
                                                2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

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                                                  • Iiwategtnac
                                                    Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                                                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                    • Jul 2008
                                                    • 20
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                                    Wait you guys are aloud to have girls? Or is this like dem' Amish fold who are allowed to have 250 wives?

                                                    Don't we all need a girl to get us on the right track though eh?

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                                                      • Don Bozo el Guapo
                                                        God's Pincushion
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 651
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

                                                        Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                                                        Wait you guys are aloud to have girls? Or is this like dem' Amish fold who are allowed to have 250 wives?

                                                        Don't we all need a girl to get us on the right track though eh?
                                                        There must be a dozen Lasagna Saranwrap Jefferson types in your own hood, why you lookin here?
                                                        Wrestling with Demons.
                                                        Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                                                        LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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