[Roberta]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Ah, you know very little about intersex issues, don't you?

I used to work with a woman who had both male and female sex organs. Aparently, it would be impossible for her to have ANY sex without being a homer, right?

Hermaphrodites supposedly exist but I have never seen one. Satan does have a sense of humor, though. A thing like that would be a homer either way--it will certainly have fun down below (as in hell).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Hermaphrodites supposedly exist but I have never seen one. Satan does have a sense of humor, though. A thing like that would be a homer either way--it will certainly have fun down below (as in hell).

Plus it would be a cripple...No better off than a retard in God's loving eyes.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Plus it would be a cripple...No better off than a retard in God's loving eyes.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

Gosh, sure is nice of the LORD to create someone with a body that will allow him to specifically condemn them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Gosh, sure is nice of the LORD to create someone with a body that will allow him to specifically condemn them.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

[Miss McFluffistein]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

wow you all are godly yes... yet rude in the same way! I think i found my new home.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

You do, do you? You call us rude, barge into our church and announce you're here to stay?
Pretty impudent, if you ask me!
Get yourself over to the introduction thread and look at a post or two to see how 'it's done and then get to work and don't forget favorite Bible verses!

[Miss McFluffistein]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

awwww your so cute when your angry

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

I am not cute, nor am I angry.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

Correct me if I'm off on this, but doesn't Jesus condemn the creaters of evil? It is in your very own signature, isn't it? Romans 1:30?

Wow. Jesus condemns himself. I guess I'll be seeing Jesus in hell, won't I?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Correct me if I'm off on this, but doesn't Jesus condemn the creaters of evil? It is in your very own signature, isn't it? Romans 1:30?

Wow. Jesus condemns himself. I guess I'll be seeing Jesus in hell, won't I?

Wrong answer sinner! Remember Jesus is baptized? Jesus repented of His sins, like creating evil, and forgave Himself.

Your' attempt to judge God has been noted.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Wrong answer sinner! Remember Jesus is baptized? Jesus repented of His sins, like creating evil, and forgave Himself.

Your' attempt to judge God has been noted.

Yep. You can consider God to be judged a big ol' hypocrite by everybodys favorite transsexual.

Anyway, if being baptized is a get out of hell free card, I'll just go with that whole death-bed-repentance thing.

How does it feel to know that under that logic, even Hitler could be in heaven?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Yep. You can consider God to be judged a big ol' hypocrite by everybodys favorite transsexual.

Anyway, if being baptized is a get out of hell free card, I'll just go with that whole death-bed-repentance thing.

How does it feel to know that under that logic, even Hitler could be in heaven?

For all we know he might be. If he accepted Christ as his Savior and repented of his mary worshiping ways, then Hitler just might be up in Heaven right now. That's not for you or I to judge.

You on the other hand, won't be. Apparently you don't have the sense that Hitler had.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

For all we know he might be. If he accepted Christ as his Savior and repented of his mary worshiping ways, then Hitler just might be up in Heaven right now. That's not for you or I to judge.

You on the other hand, won't be. Apparently you don't have the sense that Hitler had.

Says who?

Death bed repentance, here I come!

I suppose it must feel even worse to know that souls are being tortured for all eternity because of a moment of weakness just before they buy the farm.

So, here's gods logic:

Live a good, godly life with a moment of weakness just before death: eternal damnation

Live an evil, sinful life with a deathbed repentance: eternal bliss

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Says who?

Death bed repentance, here I come!

I suppose it must feel even worse to know that souls are being tortured for all eternity because of a moment of weakness just before they buy the farm.

So, here's gods logic:

Live a good, godly life with a moment of weakness just before death: eternal damnation

Live an evil, sinful life with a deathbed repentance: eternal bliss

You obviously take Jesus for a fool. Which He is not.

Jesus can see through all your lies, schemes and subterfuge.

[Tallywacker Hater]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

You obviously take Jesus for a fool. Which He is not.

Jesus can see through all your lies, schemes and subterfuge.

Tell me what part of that is a lie?

One of the theives on the cross next to Jesus repented just before he died and he went to heaven, right? I could easily do the same!