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  • Alleen
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2008
    • 13

    #16
    Re: Virgins for the most part?

    Nope, I'm straight.

    Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

    So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2026
      • 15118

      #17
      Re: Virgins for the most part?

      Originally posted by Alleen View Post
      Nope, I'm straight.

      Hey, what do you guys think of drug use? I've never done them before, have no interest in that. Never drank before, either. Don't plan to start one as well.

      So, what's Jesus say about all that? You guys seems to be in the know, hahahah. Ever been drunk or high before?
      You don't seem old enough to be drinking anyway.
      How old are you?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #18
        Re: Virgins for the most part?

        Many of us are Born Again Virgins!

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        • JawOfAnAss
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2008
          • 313

          #19
          Re: Virgins for the most part?

          Originally posted by Alleen View Post
          Hussy? Me. No. I've never had sex or done anything beyond peck kissing (that was only with my boyfriend, when I had one)

          "Peck" kissing eh? Maybe your real name is Monica?

          I suppose you think taking it anally also makes you a true virgin?
          Judges 15:16
          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #20
            Re: Virgins for the most part?

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            It seems you really want an answer! OK. Aside from the very rare horseback riding excuse, you will be expected to have the "tokens of your virginity" or else you will be stoned to death by the men of your village*
            (Shudder) Should she use rubber sheets Sister Glendie ?


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #21
              Re: Virgins for the most part?

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              (Shudder) Should she use rubber sheets Sister Glendie ?
              I don't see the point of using rubber sheets. I think an inexpensive white sheet is best. The town's men will likely confiscate the sheet and parade it to the town's square where the decision whether to stone or not stone the bride will be made.
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #22
                Re: Virgins for the most part?

                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                I don't see the point of using rubber sheets. I think an inexpensive white sheet is best. The town's men will likely confiscate the sheet and parade it to the town's square where the decision whether to stone or not stone the bride will be made.
                I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.



                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #23
                  Re: Virgins for the most part?

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.

                  You sound like you have personal experience with this, pal.

                  Anything you'd like to share?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: Virgins for the most part?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    You sound like you have personal experience with this, pal.

                    Anything you'd like to share?
                    Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. It was in my past, I have found Jesus.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • JawOfAnAss
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2008
                      • 313

                      #25
                      Re: Virgins for the most part?

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      I was thinking of the rubber sheets under the regular sheets. No point in ruining a perfectly good mattress.





                      Composite Rubber underwear would be most advantageous. Kevlar reinforced for chastity and rubber to keep all that nasty effluent away from Godly men.

                      Also works well in the garden.
                      Admire these Godly virgins toiling away during their period of uncleanliness.


                      Judges 15:16
                      And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                      • Vayhr of the Warhost
                        Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 347

                        #26
                        Re: Virgins for the most part?

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. ERRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

                        !!!!!FAG ALERT!!!!

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #27
                          Re: Virgins for the most part?

                          Mr. Ass, that is not appropriate imagery for this forum!

                          Please do not post pornography here where gentlemen (and ex-Lezbeans) struggling on their path to reach Jesus may see it!

                          Thank you.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555

                            #28
                            Re: Virgins for the most part?

                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                            Far too graphic for this Godly Forum, Pastor Zeke. It was in my past, I have found Jesus.
                            Well if you ever want to unburden yourself, just click on the link at the bottom of my signature. All communications confidential.

                            That goes for everyone.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #29
                              Re: Virgins for the most part?

                              I'm guessing it means that, well, not all the single ladies are virgins. Maybe they're widows. Or maybe more happens at bible study than they care to admit.
                              sigpic
                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • JawOfAnAss
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2008
                                • 313

                                #30
                                Re: Virgins for the most part?

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                Mr. Ass, that is not appropriate imagery for this forum!

                                Please do not post pornography here where gentlemen (and ex-Lezbeans) struggling on their path to reach Jesus may see it!

                                Thank you.
                                JennyD.
                                Forgive me. Lust was the last thing on my mind when I posted the pictures of the young females laboring in the fields of flowers.
                                God forbid I should cause a weak man or disgusting lesbo to lust.


                                Lev 15:24 And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
                                Judges 15:16
                                And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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