[Brother_Percy]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

The only injury I've sustained recently was breaking a nail while weeding my vegetable garden.

More like breaking a nail while ceremonially slaughtering a baby, witch.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

And you got your degree in medicine from where?

The Bible. Same place as we get all our knowledge.

I actually don't like anyone touching me, ever.

Just out of interest, what are your thoughts on touching yourself?

The only injury I've sustained recently was breaking a nail while weeding my vegetable garden.

Thus proving that God hates druggies. Besides, isn't it cannibalism for you to eat vegetables?

[Roberta]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

This is how it works in Lumpy's neck of the woods.

He met Marmelade down in old New Orleans,
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, 'ey 'ello,hey Joe,
You wanna give it a go? mm, mm?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

More like breaking a nail while ceremonially slaughtering a baby, witch.

I don't kill people.
When I say weeding a vegetable garden, I mean pulling weeds out of the ground around tomatoes, corn, mustard, okra, and squash plants.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

The Bible. Same place as we get all our knowledge.

You really should expnad your knowledge base.



Thus proving that God hates druggies. Besides, isn't it cannibalism for you to eat vegetables?

Okra, squash, corn, and tomtoes are drugs? That's news to me.

Cannibalism is eating your own species. Since I am not a tomato, an ear of corn, an okra pod, or a squash, it is not cannibalism for me to eat vegetables.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

This is how it works in Lumpy's neck of the woods.

He met Marmelade down in old New Orleans,
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, 'ey 'ello,hey Joe,
You wanna give it a go? mm, mm?

I don't live in New Orleans, and I'm not a hooker, so you're 0 for 2. I do like Patti LaBelle, though.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

When I say weeding a vegetable garden,

I know what you really mean -- you cannot fool a Christian!



How many helpless, gentle souls have you imprisoned inside your house? How often do you perform the "weeding" of the vegetables, sacrificing them to your Dark Master? They have a Right to Life, you awful woman!

I mean pulling weeds out of the ground around tomatoes, corn, mustard, okra, and squash plants.

With the LORD's help I have unlocked the secret message within your post, intended for your fellow Satanists: it is terrible that you refer to your helpless prisoners as "corn", "okra" etc, making sport of their feeble, cabbage-brained state. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

I know what you really mean -- you cannot fool a Christian!



How many helpless, gentle souls have you imprisoned inside your house? How often do you perform the "weeding" of the vegetables, sacrificing them to your Dark Master? They have a Right to Life, you awful woman!

With the LORD's help I have unlocked the secret message within your post, intended for your fellow Satanists: it is terrible that you refer to your helpless prisoners as "corn", "okra" etc, making sport of their feeble, cabbage-brained state. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

No dear, these are the kinds of vegetables I mean:

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

No dear, these are the kinds of vegetables I mean:

Your husband is one hell of a limp wristed wimp. What did he do to incur your wrath? Did he destroy all your faux dildo vegetables?

Did you cut your hand on that tooth? Did you make him swallow it?

[JennyD]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

I know what you really mean -- you cannot fool a Christian!



How many helpless, gentle souls have you imprisoned inside your house? How often do you perform the "weeding" of the vegetables, sacrificing them to your Dark Master? They have a Right to Life, you awful woman!

Not only that, Mrs. R., but look how this particular vegetable has been tarted up!

This brainless, vacuous creature is wearing nearly as much makeup as the average Miss Universe contestant, and is nearly half again as intelligent!

I wonder if this poor brain-dead beast was being used by truckers in lieu of, say, an orangutan?

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

Your husband is one hell of a limp wristed wimp. What did he do to incur your wrath? Did he destroy all your faux dildo vegetables?

Did you cut your hand on that tooth? Did you make him swallow it?

Don't be silly. That's HER. Now you know why I mistook her for a 'Brother'.

Brother Nobar is right though. I'm not here to pick up girls that charge me for "permission" to touch them.

[Cheshire]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

Nobar, if you want to meet True Christian women, they'll put up with anything by a men-Remember, nobody is sure if women even have souls yet. therefore, you can easily compliment a true Christian women. Anyone who says something sassy, witty, or even says anything other than"Thank you." is not a Christian.

[Nobar King]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

So, you recommend the quantity approach?

[Cheshire]

Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

Of course. But remember- True Christian ladies, in pubklic will not be wearing "sheer" clothing, or even t-shirts. That'll make it very easy to find a prospective wife.