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  • #1

    Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

    Please join me in a 12 hour prayer vigil in our prayer closets for the safe return of Mistress Cookie, and all the money, time, and belongings Brother Des spent on getting her. While we haven't heard anything from her, I'm worried about our dear Mistress Cookie, and I hope that she will be back in Landover, where she belongs, NOT outside in the climate!!! She needs to be with godly people who can heal her there and help her (Dr. Niles is the first that comes to mind). Faith Machine, if you see this, please ensure she returns safely to Freehold within the next 24 hours, so additional damage to her frail health (the outdoors is not good for a lady's health -- she was meant to be indoors, cooking and cleaning) will be minimal! Remember Matthew 7:7 "Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:"

    Yours in Christ,
    Elizabeth
    "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
    Tags: prayer requests, prayer warriors at attention, returned
  • #2
    Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

    Sister Elizabeth,

    We've all spent so much time praying for Cookie that I am sure God is intervening as He always does. He remains on the throne just as sure as Cookie is likely somewhere kneeling in front of it.

    Glory!

    NRL
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    • #3
      Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

      Women are completely incapable of reading maps. Did anyone allow her to wander off into the wilderness? Why was she allowed to leave town anyway?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #4
        Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Women are completely incapable of reading maps. Did anyone allow her to wander off into the wilderness? Why was she allowed to leave town anyway?
        Yes, I discovered this when I asked her to use the GPS on my smartphone as we sought the most expedient route back to Freehold from Stone Mountain.

        Bless her heart, the Google Android proved too vexing for her to operate!

        Anyway, it's just been a minor delay and I'm sure we'll all be home safe and sound before you know it!

        And please, please, please tell the Department of Faith not to expend their valuable resources trying to track my phone, as there was a little incident with that device and I have therefore removed the battery.

        Can't wait to see you all again real soon!


        Yours in Christ,

        FM and MC
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        • #5
          Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

          Do you have any photos you can show us?
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          • #6
            Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

            As I said, there was a problem with my smart phone.
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            • #7
              Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

              Can you stop by a CVS or some other little place and buy a camera? Surely, you can afford that, and if not, buy one and my husband and I will pay you back later. We are very worried about her!
              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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              • #8
                Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                I don't understand why you'd be worried, and I'm even more mystified by your request that I purchase a camera. What ever for?
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                • #9
                  Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                  I'm just worried because many ladies including myself get very ill if out in the cold air (we are, after all, the weaker vessel) or in the car. She's been in both situations lately, and that worries me so. As for a camera, I'd love to see some new photos of her and also it'd be good to see some photos of her next to a landmark.
                  "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                    I'm just worried because many ladies including myself get very ill if out in the cold air (we are, after all, the weaker vessel) or in the car. She's been in both situations lately, and that worries me so. As for a camera, I'd love to see some new photos of her and also it'd be good to see some photos of her next to a landmark.
                    And perhaps showing her with today's newspaper?
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                      Actually, I try to look on the bright side of this. I think of it as an adventure Miss Cookie is having. And, knowing her spunk, she will use the experience to grow and help all of us here.

                      I predict she is collecting recipes from across the country. Faith will no doubt takes her to shopping malls and she will come back decked out in the finest Christian outfits.

                      Let's get ready for a big Freehold celebration on the return of Miss Cookie.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Let's get ready for a big Freehold celebration on the return of Miss Cookie.
                        Not if she's in a duffle bag, or worse, a box!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                          Mayor, Mistress Cookie returns, do you think it would be possible for me to attend the celebration (if not in person, then over Skype)? I know I'm not a True Christian, but I dearly love Mistress Cookie, and have been trying to do my best to support her. If you are uncomfortable with me (a forum member) being present, forgive me for asking and wasting your precious time. I understand how you are so careful with protecting riff-raff from invading Landover.

                          Humbly yours in Christ,
                          Elizabeth
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                            Mayor, Mistress Cookie returns, do you think it would be possible for me to attend the celebration (if not in person, then over Skype)? I know I'm not a True Christian, but I dearly love Mistress Cookie, and have been trying to do my best to support her. If you are uncomfortable with me (a forum member) being present, forgive me for asking and wasting your precious time. I understand how you are so careful with protecting riff-raff from invading Landover.

                            Humbly yours in Christ,
                            Elizabeth
                            Mrs. Johnson, it would be a pleasure to have you celebrate with us the return of Mistress Cookie. She may bring back some special recipe for you.

                            As you suggest, it might be best if you not request to be one of the presenters at the affair. Only men will speak from the podium.

                            Thank you for your support of our wonderful Mistress Cookie.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              Mrs. Johnson, it would be a pleasure to have you celebrate with us the return of Mistress Cookie. She may bring back some special recipe for you.

                              As you suggest, it might be best if you not request to be one of the presenters at the affair. Only men will speak from the podium.

                              Thank you for your support of our wonderful Mistress Cookie.
                              Of course, I wouldn't dare to speak from the podium. I firmly believe a lady's place is at the feet of the men who are teaching, and us ladies have our mouths shut learning. After all, the Lord gave us one small mouth, and two ears.
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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