the best prayer request of them all

[Wes013]

pray for yourselfs you godforesaken morons

you think your right?
you think that ur borderline satanic preachings could posibly save people, i know on the last day one earth, everyone one that belives all the smut and satanic things that are said here will burn in the deepest, darkest, blackist pit of hell.

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU DEMONIC FOOLS!!

YOUR GIVEING PRAISE TO SATAN AND SHUNNING THE TRUTH!

i hope someone replys to this so i can see for myself how stupid you people are

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: the best prayer request of them all

Dearest Wes,

Please have a literate adult proofread all future submissions to this board. The only stupid person I see here is you.

Yours in Christ,

BBS

[Wes013]

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my god....you people scare me

please tell me how the fucking hell you people can believe such idiotic beileifs?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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my god....you people scare me

please tell me how the piffleing hell you people can believe such idiotic beileifs?

I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth.

[Wes013]

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I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth.

why does it matter?

she told me to stand up for my beleifs, and your forum is abomonation of earth

everyone who believes this trash is a abomonation or earth

you should all be exicuted

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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my god....you people scare me

please tell me how the piffleing hell you people can believe such idiotic beileifs?

We appreciate your taking the time to sign up to tell us that you disapprove of our belief system. Whatever happened to "freedom of religion" here in the United States, I ask you? Our Godly Forefathers left England to escape people like you! We are here trying to help people like you by spreading the Gospel and instead we receive nothing but insults and persecution at every turn. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, as Jesus told us that we would be persecuted for His Name's sake, but still, it doesn't make it any easier to put up with the vitriolic hatred spewed by you and your ilk.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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everyone who believes this trash is a abomonation or earth

you should all be exicuted

You have 5 more years until you are old enough to post on this forum. Hopefully by then you will learn how to spell.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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why does it matter?

she told me to stand up for my beleifs, and your forum is abomonation of earth

everyone who believes this trash is a abomonation or earth

you should all be exicuted

Just to let you know, I have reported you to the Department of Faith and various other governmental agencies. This sort of persecution and hate-crime cannot be allowed. I suggest you expect a knock on your door in the next couple of hours. Thank goodness for hate crime laws, otherwise I wouldn't even know what to expect from someone like you. We are calm and peaceful folk, striving to live like our Lord, and you come here with threats of death and violence. Our Godly leader George W. Bush will not let this stand--he looks out for his own!

[Wes013]

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We appreciate your taking the time to sign up to tell us that you disapprove of our belief system. Whatever happened to "freedom of religion" here in the United States, I ask you? Our Godly Forefathers left England to escape people like you! We are here trying to help people like you by spreading the Gospel and instead we receive nothing but insults and persecution at every turn. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, as Jesus told us that we would be persecuted for His Name's sake, but still, it doesn't make it any easier to put up with the vitriolic hatred spewed by you and your ilk.

well you know if it was your normal christian forum, i wouldnt have a problem, but all this site does is bash blacks, jews, gays, jews, basicly anyone that isnt a pure-blooded american

dude, this site screams "WERE A KKK SITE, WELL KILL ANYONE THAT ISNT WHITE." you honestly think jesus would want those things?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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well you know if it was your normal christian forum, i wouldnt have a problem, but all this site does is bash blacks, jews, gays, jews, basicly anyone that isnt a pure-blooded american

And if this was your "normal christian(sic) forum", then we'd all be going to Hell now, wouldn't we? We'd be having some verbal masturbation about "John 3:16" and claiming that everyone could go to Heaven regardless of what the Bible says. Then we'd dance around and sin wishy-washy songs about "When We All Go To Heaven".

My friend, it is lucky for you and the rest of the world that we are precisely NOT your normal Christian forum. We are the last beacon of hope for the Saved World, since Satan has his spiny claws in nearly every denomination known to man. We are here to fight the lies about Christianity, that it is an all-inclusive, everyone-loves-everyone pansy religion like homosexuality and "free love". We are here to spread the Truth(tm) about Christianity, as God wrote down for us. We don't mince words here, since Jesus didn't mince any in the Gospel. If that bothers you, then go find yourself another wishy-washy salad-bar church, and sign up for a front-row seat in Hell. Otherwise, I suggest that your get on your knees in front of a pastor and allow him to lay his hands on you and guide you to Salvation(tm).

dude, this site screams "WERE A KKK SITE, WELL KILL ANYONE THAT ISNT WHITE." you honestly think jesus would want those things?

Where do you see anyone here wanting to kill any coloreds? We are surprisingly accepting, sometimes even to a fault. Just last year we opened up the Landover parking lot to all races, despite the fear of theft of our hummers' hub caps! Jesus doesn't believe in affirmative action in Heaven, and we don't believe in it here on earth. Again, if that bothers you, then take it up with Him on Judgment Day, not with us. We're just the messengers.

[robe]

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Oh yeah, that totally doesn't scream KKK >.>

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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pray for yourselfs you godforesaken mormons

you think your right?
you think that ur borderline satanic preachings could posibly save people, i know on the last day one earth, everyone one that belives all the smut and satanic things that are said here will burn in the deepest, darkest, blackist pit of hell.

OPEN YOUR piffleING EYES YOU DEMONIC FOOLS!!

YOUR GIVEING PRAISE TO SATAN AND SHUNNING THE TRUTH!

i hope someone replys to this so i can see for myself how stupid you people are

You have been banned for being an underage troll. Come back if Jesus lets you live long enough to see 18.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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In and of themselves, I fail to see how any emoticon can be seen as endorsing anything. Does this: imply that I condone Jesus' having been tortured by the Jews? NO! Does this mean that I endorse the wacko evolutionary theory? NO! And the devil "smilie" doesn't mean that I worship Satan.

I think you're just looking for a reason to hate Christians(tm). It's sad, but unfortunately true that in today's world there are people that will sink to such depths to manufacture a reason to get off topic from Jesus' message of Salvation(tm). I suggest you put aside this childish playing and immerse yourself in the forums here. You were sent here for a reason, and that reason is to understand Christianity far more than you ever could without our guidance. Stop wasting your time with such inane details as our emoticons and feed your mind. Remember, we do not live on bread alone, but on "every Word that proceeds from the Mouth of God". Think of this as a hot dog eating contest, except that the hot dogs are Bible verses and the winners aren't skinny little nips but portly American entrepreneurs.

[robe]

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Well, let's look at it this way:

I only have 7 post here, I've only been here for an hour, and yet I ALREADY know you guys have a KKK icon. Let me just pull up some of the hate threads that I've read here too...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15042

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9496

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14103

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15125

Is this enough yet?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Well, let's look at it this way:

I only have 7 post here, I've only been here for an hour, and yet I ALREADY know you guys have a KKK icon. Let me just pull up some of the hate threads that I've read here too...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15042

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9496

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14103

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15125

Is this enough yet?

I like the first one the best. Its always fun when you get to smite a witch!