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  • WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Guess what TIME it is?!?

    Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

    I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

    1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

    2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

    Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Have fun!

    Post your results here!!!
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    Guess what TIME it is?!?

    Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

    I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

    1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

    2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

    Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Have fun!

    Post your results here!!!
    hey B.T.B i've got one in captivity and she's got twenty kids she sells them and she beats them with a big stik until there a bloody pulp!!!!!?????!!!!

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    • #3
      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

      LIEberal in Satan's Arms, I do hope you are not referring to me. I am a True Christian ™, not a Pagan such as yourself.

      Not to mention, you are stalking dear Sister Thumper again.

      Why is your writing in red? Is this your confession that you are working for Satan?
      God hates Seth Cochrane.

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      • #4
        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

        OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

        THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

        you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • #5
          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

          I guess you can just toss the Sixth Commandment right out the window, why don't ya?

          You know, I used to be a cop, and I have friends still in the police force. Since you can't prove your MURDER victims are witches, I think you're all booking your tickets to life in prison here!
          Here to deliver some tough justice to the scumbag abusers, and hope to those being abused!

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          • #6
            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

            I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.
            God hates Seth Cochrane.

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            • #7
              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

              Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
              I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.
              And where did the word of GOD spell that one out at you will see his WRATH if you keep LIEING!!!!! MOTHER OF NONE!!!!

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              • #8
                Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                Originally posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST View Post
                And where did the word of GOD spell that one out at you will see his WRATH if you keep LIEING!!!!! MOTHER OF NONE!!!!
                1 [A Psalm of David.] Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
                2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
                3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.
                4 Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
                5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
                6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.

                Psalm 37 obviously shows that when you are a True Christian ™, He shall give you the desires of your heart. He shall also bring RIGHTEOUSNESS as the light. Therefore, he will bless Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                Not very clever, are you, LIEberal in Satan's Arms?
                God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                • #9
                  Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                  I see LIEberal has been banned.

                  GLORY! That dirty sinner doesn't deserve to be a part of God's Favorite Forum ™.
                  God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                  • #10
                    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                    Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
                    I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.
                    I thought the Bible said obey secular law!
                    Here to deliver some tough justice to the scumbag abusers, and hope to those being abused!

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                    • #11
                      Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                      Originally posted by Steve Wilkos View Post
                      I thought the Bible said obey secular law!
                      That's only applicable to real people.

                      If you're an Ex-Cop you must be used to shooting innocent people Criminals. Why don't you give it a go?

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                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • #12
                        Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                        Pastor,
                        I'm a little late on this one, I have my own lifetime pass but can you possibly supply a further 13 annual passes please? Nephew Zebulun is bringing his 'Apostles' along. (Mostly the sons of US Defense Contractors.)

                        If possible, we would like to be in the same area as last year where we ran out of ammo before we ran out of assorted witches, goths and wiccans.

                        Yours etc,

                        Bathfire E
                        PS, I have a supply of bolt-croppers for use in obtaining proof if anyone is interested, first come, first served.
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                        • #13
                          Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                          Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
                          OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

                          THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

                          you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.
                          Our joo lawyers have got us covered.

                          "The question is: What does my client mean by 'maim' or 'kill'?" And of course you need proof that we have done anything wrong. Good luck.

                          By the way, where do you live?

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                          • #14
                            Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                            Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                            By the way, where do you live?
                            It's non of your business where i live, motherfucker.
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • #15
                              Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

                              This sounds like great fun!

                              Unfortunately, I cannot partake in the actual killing of witches as I do not live in the Christian security of Landover's bosom. (Yet.)

                              I will be passing out Chick tracts and tearing the Halloween costumes off of little kids while screaming at them to accept CHRIST and beg forgiveness for celebrating lucifer. Glory to GOD!
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