WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

[BibleThumpinBlonde]

Guess what TIME it is?!?

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun!

Post your results here!!!

[LIBERTYINCHRIST]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Guess what TIME it is?!?

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun!

Post your results here!!!

hey B.T.B i've got one in captivity and she's got twenty kids she sells them and she beats them with a big stik until there a bloody pulp!!!!!?????!!!!

[Jean Poole]

LIEberal in Satan's Arms, I do hope you are not referring to me. I am a True Christian ™, not a Pagan such as yourself.

Not to mention, you are stalking dear Sister Thumper again.

Why is your writing in red? Is this your confession that you are working for Satan?

[wiccanpriest]

OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.

[Steve Wilkos]

I guess you can just toss the Sixth Commandment right out the window, why don't ya?

You know, I used to be a cop, and I have friends still in the police force. Since you can't prove your MURDER victims are witches, I think you're all booking your tickets to life in prison here!

[Jean Poole]

I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.

[LIBERTYINCHRIST]

Originally Posted by Mother of 20

I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.

And where did the word of GOD spell that one out at you will see his WRATH if you keep LIEING!!!!! MOTHER OF NONE!!!!

[Jean Poole]

Originally Posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST

And where did the word of GOD spell that one out at you will see his WRATH if you keep LIEING!!!!! MOTHER OF NONE!!!!

1 [A Psalm of David.] Fret not thyself because of evildoers, neither be thou envious against the workers of iniquity.
2 For they shall soon be cut down like the grass, and wither as the green herb.
3 Trust in the LORD, and do good; so shalt thou dwell in the land, and verily thou shalt be fed.
4 Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.
5 Commit thy way unto the LORD; trust also in him; and he shall bring it to pass.
6 And he shall bring forth thy righteousness as the light, and thy judgment as the noonday.

Psalm 37 obviously shows that when you are a True Christian ™, He shall give you the desires of your heart. He shall also bring RIGHTEOUSNESS as the light. Therefore, he will bless Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Not very clever, are you, LIEberal in Satan's Arms?

[Jean Poole]

I see LIEberal has been banned.

GLORY! That dirty sinner doesn't deserve to be a part of God's Favorite Forum ™.

[Steve Wilkos]

Originally Posted by Mother of 20

I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.

I thought the Bible said obey secular law!