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  • Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

    In Patrick-Swayze-like fashion, Sen. Kennedys' cancer treatments seems to be working, delaying his inevitable descent into Hell, where all democrats will go. With our prayers & Jesus' help, his mind will soon be gone & will spend his last days drooling & wetting himself.

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    Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

    Brother, I think there might actually be some sort of horrible left-wing Conspiracy going to keep both Swayze and Kennedy alive. Something seems all just a little bit too convenient for both of them to be playing deaf to Satan's Call Home

    Quite possibly so that they might both vote for Obama

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      Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

      Actually Sister, Satan may be keeping them alive long enough to do what you say. He will then call them home on Nov 5th.

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Brother, I think there might actually be some sort of horrible left-wing Conspiracy going to keep both Swayze and Kennedy alive. Something seems all just a little bit too convenient for both of them to be playing deaf to Satan's Call Home

      Quite possibly so that they might both vote for Obama


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

        They have their own cars waiting for them on HELL Train.
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          Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

          Or God could be keeping them alive long enough to find our web site and be saved!!!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

            Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
            In Patrick-Swayze-like fashion, Sen. Kennedys' cancer treatments seems to be working, delaying his inevitable descent into Hell, where all democrats will go. With our prayers & Jesus' help, his mind will soon be gone & will spend his last days drooling & wetting himself.
            Mr. Jingles, I definitely agree with the sentiment, but maybe it's better if they keep Sen. Kennedy alive on life support for a while. That's one less Demoncratic vote in the Senate.

            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

              Only the truly sick and twisted would be cheering for a brain tumor to grow.
              Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                Only the truly sick and twisted would be cheering for a brain tumor to grow.
                Were do you see that? All we are asking is for Our Loving Savior to showsome of His famous tough love on a sinner. We want that horrible, awful, vile, disgusting libertard Ted Kennedy to be SAVED (r) like we are.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                  You have lots of room to talk with that fuzzy tumor growing above your neck.


                  Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                  Only the truly sick and twisted would be cheering for a brain tumor to grow.


                  Leviticus 26:27-29

                  27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                  28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                  29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                    Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                    Only the truly sick and twisted would be cheering for a brain tumor to grow.
                    Mary Jo Kopechne might just agree with us – if she were still alive.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                      Speaking of Ted Kennedy, I see the British government recently gave him an honorary knighthood; I guess they feel sorry for him. What kind of name did they give him; King Dementia Of The Round Table? Sir Droll-a-Lot? No matter; he'll be in Hell soon enough.



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                        Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        They have their own cars waiting for them on HELL Train.
                        Sister Daisy, you ARE a pip!!! (CHOO CHOO!!)

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                          Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                          Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                          Speaking of Ted Kennedy, I see the British government recently gave him an honorary knighthood; I guess they feel sorry for him. What kind of name did they give him; King Dementia Of The Round Table? Sir Droll-a-Lot? No matter; he'll be in Hell soon enough.



                          http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/po..._knightho.html
                          Ah, the buggering bad-toothed brits are at it again. "Bend over Teddy, I'll drive ya to the ceremony". All the while rotting teeth are flying in all directions. Brits make me puke
                          Judges 15:16
                          And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

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                            Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                            You are not a christian if you think God cares about someones political beliefs. Jesus didnt want us to pray for a persons death, that is patently Satanic. You are acting like a witch what with your curses and whatnot. For your sake repent.

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                              Re: Pray for Ted Kennedy's brain tumor to grow

                              Originally posted by These People r Crazy View Post
                              You are not a christian if you think God cares about someones political beliefs. Jesus didnt want us to pray for a persons death, that is patently Satanic. You are acting like a witch what with your curses and whatnot. For your sake repent.
                              Have you ever read the Bible, nitwit?

                              Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men. 139:20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain. 139:21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                              139:22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

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                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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