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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Pray for my Bail

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Hola SU< mi bonita nina,I tried to make nicey nice with M&Ms, we will just have to wait and see if she accepts my sincerest apology. (Oops I think I just barfed in my mouth.)
    Heckuva a job, Bozie! I'm sure M&Ms will be very happy with that apology.

    Well, goodbye and good luck.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by SU< View Post
    And I Fear they would be greasy ones indeed, Sister, after yesterday's Godly Thanksgiving Feast. Not that I partook of very much, of course, but I was seated next to the Gravy Tureen and probably got some in my system through osmosis or something

    (Bozo! Bozo! You better make nicey-nice to Sister M&Ms quick! I still have those drumsticks for you! You can't get that in Quarantine!)
    Hola SU< mi bonita nina,I tried to make nicey nice with M&Ms, we will just have to wait and see if she accepts my sincerest apology. (Oops I think I just barfed in my mouth.)

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!!?



    I don't know what kind of secret witch code words you're using to insult your True Christian™ betters now, but the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.
    Can we work out some kind of apolagetic form letter where I can just fill in the blanks?(Like the one between your ears!)Seems like it would save us a lot of time. We should really be friends,we seem to have so much in common and Im not just talkin about the moustache. Did you know I had a baby harp seal pinata for my birthday?

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.
    And I Fear they would be greasy ones indeed, Sister, after yesterday's Godly Thanksgiving Feast. Not that I partook of very much, of course, but I was seated next to the Gravy Tureen and probably got some in my system through osmosis or something

    (Bozo! Bozo! You better make nicey-nice to Sister M&Ms quick! I still have those drumsticks for you! You can't get that in Quarantine!)

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Attn: M&Ms, Being an ex-guppy gulper yourself do you know any passwords or secret handshakes that might help me get outa this mess?
    WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!!?



    I don't know what kind of secret witch code words you're using to insult your True Christian(tm) betters now, but the only thing keeping me from banning you right now is the thought of Sister SUV's tears staining my new real snow leopard coat.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Well, I Hope your Thanks-giving was sono buono, Don B.

    Except, wait - isn't that what the swarthy Italians say?
    Oh SU< mi nina, I wish I was there with you for that sweet white breast meat and and diving between those succulent drumsticks for the stuffing. We have to eat with our fingers here but that shouldent pose a problem should it?

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  • SUV
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    Re: Pray for my Bail

    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Hola SU< me dulce. Belive it or not I resurrect 3 or 4 times a night. God certainly does smile on me. Happy T Day.

    I hear thier gonna leave the feathers on today. Good thing too we need the fiber.
    Well, I Hope your Thanks-giving was sono buono, Don B.

    Except, wait - isn't that what the swarthy Italians say?

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Don Bozo! On Dia del Gracias (pronounced "grassy-ass" by some) you Resurrect! Who says there isn't a God?
    Hola SU< me dulce. Belive it or not I resurrect 3 or 4 times a night. God certainly does smile on me. Happy T Day.
    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Bozo feliz de la acción de gracias. Espero que le den una ayuda adicional de las piernas de pollo.
    I hear thier gonna leave the feathers on today. Good thing too we need the fiber.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Bozo feliz de la acción de gracias. Espero que le den una ayuda adicional de las piernas de pollo.

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  • SUV
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    Don Bozo! On Dia del Gracias (pronounced "grassy-ass" by some) you Resurrect! Who says there isn't a God?

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Attn: M&Ms, Being an ex-guppy gulper yourself do you know any passwords or secret handshakes that might help me get outa this mess?

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Which Juan?
    I don't know, everybody is named that down there. Could be Jenny's bush trimmer.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Don Bozo, did you get the money I sent via Western Union ? Some guy named Juan signed for it.
    Which Juan?

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Don Bozo, did you get the money I sent via Western Union ? Some guy named Juan signed for it.

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.
    Too bad you weren't witnessing to them as well, helping them feel the penetrating Love of Jesus, praying over and over and driving the Word deeper into their Catholic souls until they cried out for God!

    Because if you were, and you were a prisoner of the Catholic Cult due to your religious beliefs, then perhaps Brother Smith could help you.

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