[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.

el Guapo, we at the Landover Christian University School of Law would help you, but we just started our Christian persecution legal clinic, which responds with massive litigation in cases of anti-Christian bigotry (for example, public elementary school teachers who are fired for fulfilling their Christian duty to Witness the Gospel to their students). If we manage to get through the monstrous caseload--there is a lot of anti-Christian bigotry out there--we might find time to send someone down to Godless Mexico to look into your case.

So hang in there, it could be a few years, but, until then, we will pray for you.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Hey, I'm not calling for the Pastors to restrict you, Bozo.

But I see no reason for Landover to bail you out of that Mexican jail. No doubt you did something to deserve being there!

I was only doing my christian duty to protect/disqualify those poor ninas from virgin sacrifice.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

Hey, I'm not calling for the Pastors to restrict you, Bozo.

But I see no reason for Landover to bail you out of that Mexican jail. No doubt you did something to deserve being there!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Quarantine has been rather boring lately. This might be what Jesus wants.

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Now that he's your True Cell Mate, perhaps he will teach you some new tricks.

Can we call a truce before I end up back in quarantine?

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I've never had any cumings of any type with Juan. Solo chicas para mi.

Now that he's your True Cell Mate, perhaps he will teach you some new tricks.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Well, that was rude!

You said Juan could be trusted. Because of you, I allowed him to manhandle my bush on several occasions, without any True Christian™ men to supervise him!

Seems you weren't entirely forthcoming about Juan, eh?

Well, serves you BOTH right!

I've never had any cumings of any type with Juan. Solo chicas para mi.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo! Is this awful tiempo FRIO making you feel Angry? (It has that affect on me, too.)

Jesus, in Your Name I Pray: Let Don Bozo warm up some before Brother Deaner gets back. Hallelujah!

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

Well, that was rude!

You said Juan could be trusted. Because of you, I allowed him to manhandle my bush on several occasions, without any True Christian(tm) men to supervise him!

Seems you weren't entirely forthcoming about Juan, eh?

Well, serves you BOTH right!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

Attn: Jenny D. I feel I should apologize for that last post since Brother Wide-Open-For-Man-Meat informed me of your spincterectomy thus rendering you "CULESS." Sorry I dident mean to offend.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

But Don Bozo, I sent the fifty dollars with Juan. He said he was going to take care of you, and make sure you got exactly what you deserved!

Didn't he bring it down and get you released?

Smooth move Jenny! You gave that friolero CASH! Guess whos sharin a cell with me now? I know your heart was in the right place but your cabezas in your culo!

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Oh LBC why hast thou forsakin mi? We aint tallkin big bucks here, Sister Talitha probebly makes more in cinco minutos than it would take to get me outa here. Where are you when your needed? My bail is most likley less than the profit you make on a coffee cup. Hellllllp me.

But Don Bozo, I sent the fifty dollars with Juan. He said he was going to take care of you, and make sure you got exactly what you deserved!

Didn't he bring it down and get you released?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Could you add a little extra for a lap dance a few cervezas? tengo mucho sed. Muchos Garcias.

Your thirst is of no interest to me only your eternal soul. I am helping you on Sister Sues behalf, don't push your luck

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

I "lap dance" for JESUS always.

I often get lost within the folds of His voluminous lap. Then I am lost indeed.

Mi amor, Don Bozo! Never give up on HIM!

Or, me

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo Estoy enviando su libertad bajo fianza de Western Union.

Could you add a little extra for a lap dance a few cervezas? tengo mucho sed. Muchos Garcias.