Pray for my Bail

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Dado que usted tiene acceso a Internet por qué la prensa no Dios botón Paypal® y el diezmo con generosidad con su tarjeta de crédito.

Una vez que usted hace de que Jesús se ocupará del resto!

Sounds like you should be in here spreading the sweet cheeks.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?)

Jesus! YES! Don Bozo, I had Feared that you'd fallen in with some other "Religion" and that is why you were absent.

Don Bozo, mi Preso Poco, sing this after me (and it will set you free):

"Oh, Jesus, you pay my bail
When they put me in that old jail.
Oh, oh, you always giving
A reason for living."

"Oh, Jesus, you be my friend
Right, oh yeah, right up to the end.
You take my hand
And I feel grand
Knowing you walking
Hearing me talking
I ain't complaining
Though maybe it's raining
When I'm with Jesus."

There, Hon! Better now?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

But if you're already in a Messican jail, isn't that an ideal place to spread His Word?

Just think of all the sinners they'll toss in with you, new ones every day! And nearly every one a Pagan Catholic!
Sounds
I think Jesus has finally found your perfect witnessing location! GLORY!

You wouldent believe the s##t I've been witnessing in here.

No he olvidado Don usted, me pregunta qué problemas le fueron pulg.

Sin embargo no puedo hacer nada porque usted no me enganchó con una virgen de más de dos veces. Perdón.

Sounds like you should be in here spreading the sweet cheeks.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

No he olvidado Don usted, me pregunta qué problemas le fueron pulg.

Sin embargo no puedo hacer nada porque usted no me enganchó con una virgen de más de dos veces. Perdón.

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.

But if you're already in a Messican jail, isn't that an ideal place to spread His Word?

Just think of all the sinners they'll toss in with you, new ones every day! And nearly every one a Pagan Catholic!

I think Jesus has finally found your perfect witnessing location! GLORY!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Havent been around much lately (Did anyone even notice?) Anyway I was tryin to spread the good word to the drunks,addicts,and workin girls down here,and havin a mighty good time at it too I might add. And when mornin came around they gave me a BILL! Can you believe it? I told em Jesus allready paid for my sins but they wernt buyin it. So Im really gettin tired of the chicken feets & beaks soup in this hoosgado so if you all could pony up a few pesos I can get back to spreadin the good word.(I might have to do it in another pueblo though.) Muchos Garcias in advance.