[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Don Bozo Estoy enviando su libertad bajo fianza de Western Union.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Oh LBC why hast thou forsakin mi? We aint tallkin big bucks here, Sister Talitha probebly makes more in cinco minutos than it would take to get me outa here. Where are you when your needed? My bail is most likley less than the profit you make on a coffee cup. Hellllllp me.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Oh, but I adore dried seahorses!!!

Christian ones, of course

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

It's even worse now that I know, Brother Deaner; you see, I'd convinced myself that he'd left to do a little early Christmas Shopping

Senor Guapo del Guapo! Tell me you managed to find a few good Sales on Cubic Zirconia and gigantic TV sets and other assorted ho-hos before your trouble began!

Oh well...even if not, Black Friday will be here soon

Sorry SU< mi bonita nina but this is a pobre mehicano dirtburgo aqui,so all you can get is dried seahorses and such, and Passtor Ezikial and Bobi-Jo make bail for the ho-ho's as soon as they come in.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Attn: Suger Cookie. Do you know how to bake a cake with C-4 that wont go blooey till the candles are lit? All I can promise in return is memory loss from the good old days.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone

It's even worse now that I know, Brother Deaner; you see, I'd convinced myself that he'd left to do a little early Christmas Shopping

Senor Guapo del Guapo! Tell me you managed to find a few good Sales on Cubic Zirconia and gigantic TV sets and other assorted ho-hos before your trouble began!

Oh well...even if not, Black Friday will be here soon

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

THERE you are! I've been combing the Innertubes for you!

I have no idea how to get hold of Juan, and Sister M&Ms was highly critical of my untamed bush last week. She said that if I didn't get it under control, she was going to come by and trim it herself!

We know what a butcher SHE is . . . Just ask Mrs. Poole what happened to HER bush when M&Ms got her hands on it!

I'll happily help you out if you can get Juan over here, on the double!

Excuse me I dont even want to think about J.Ps shrubbery. Juan will be there soon. God willin and the Rio Grande dont rise.

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for my Bail

THERE you are! I've been combing the Innertubes for you!

I have no idea how to get hold of Juan, and Sister M&Ms was highly critical of my untamed bush last week. She said that if I didn't get it under control, she was going to come by and trim it herself!

We know what a butcher SHE is . . . Just ask Mrs. Poole what happened to HER bush when M&Ms got her hands on it!

I'll happily help you out if you can get Juan over here, on the double!

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

Beaners Dias Deaner. Havent seen your sweaty pits for awhile either. And honestly I spend 24/7 witnessing junkies and workin girls,verdad dude this is mexico. Tell SU< Im sorry for not keeping in touch, but I think its best that way for now till the sores dry up.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

I just told him to do that in Spanish a few posts ago Deaner. He chose to ignore Jesus.

[Deaner]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Bozo where the hell you been? Don't give me that crap of witnessing to whores and junkies; you were probably selling them your instructional video.

But Christ asks few questions when it comes to money. Tithe what you owe Him and all will be forgiven. Sister Sue has been beside herself since you've been gone; it's time to settle down and stop waking up in the gutters.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Just trying to help Don Bozo feel more comfortable in his new home.

It's not really so new, I've spent a lot of time in places like this over the years.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Jesus! YES! Don Bozo, I had Feared that you'd fallen in with some other "Religion" and that is why you were absent.

Don Bozo, mi Preso Poco, sing this after me (and it will set you free):

"Oh, Jesus, you pay my bail
When they put me in that old jail.
Oh, oh, you always giving
A reason for living."

"Oh, Jesus, you be my friend
Right, oh yeah, right up to the end.
You take my hand
And I feel grand
Knowing you walking
Hearing me talking
I ain't complaining
Though maybe it's raining
When I'm with Jesus."

There, Hon! Better now?

Hola SU< mi bonita nina. I knew I could count on you.You havent been duckin around on me while I was gone have you? I want you to know I've been good.(damn good they tell me.) It's not really cheating if you pay for it,right? Luv ya

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Just trying to help Don Bozo feel more comfortable in his new home.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Pray for my Bail

Dado que usted tiene acceso a Internet por qué la prensa no Dios botón Paypal® y el diezmo con generosidad con su tarjeta de crédito.

Una vez que usted hace de que Jesús se ocupará del resto!

Why are you speaking Democratic? You sound like this guy: