[Silent Shadow]

Re: Help Me Repent

You're right. We never claimed we could either.
Only Jesus can offer forgiveness and Salvation.

What we CAN do however, is help people know Him.
You're only trying to lead people astray.

You may lead people to Jesus, maybe even get them saved, but after that they're all screwed up. Jesus offers salvation. You give them that then damn them for every mistake they make. You all are just so...what's the word...superficial, hollow, no depth whatsoever, it's as if you're all JesusDrones (I made up a new word, ya!).

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Help Me Repent

These people can't offer you forgiveness. See my other posts.

You're right. We never claimed we could either.
Only Jesus can offer forgiveness and Salvation.

What we CAN do however, is help people know Him.
You're only trying to lead people astray.

[Silent Shadow]

Re: Help Me Repent

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

These people can't offer you forgiveness. See my other posts.

[Brother Love]

Re: Help Me Repent

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

My friend YOU CAN go to HELL for FREE! In fact, the road to HELL is toll free all the way! It is a WIDE HIGHWAY unlike the ROAD TO HEAVEN which is STRAIGHT and NARROW! But, I guess you don't want to travel the straight and narrow and, instead, you prefer the WIDE HIGHWAY of SIN and ABOMINATION!! Well, GOOD LUCK with that as O.Y.K.'s said. Just remember one thing HEATHEN SINNER! The end of that WIDE HIGHWAY is a FIERY PIT overflowing with SODOMIZING DEMONS which will SODOMIZE you for the rest of ETERNITY! THAT is what FREE gets you!!

Well, you've chosen your way and "found" out who you want to be. Ok! I just hope you're ready for the end of the road YOU have chosen! And I hope before you DIE you discover YOUR MISTAKE! But, then it will be TOO LATE!! And, I guess you'll soon be doing the ZIG ZAG DANCE in Hell as you are being repeatedly SODOMIZED. But, that MUST be what you want!!


REPENT SINNER !!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Help Me Repent

My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

Okeedokee, good luck with that!

[zigzagdance]

Re: Help Me Repent

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]My friend LaVey said i could go to hell for free, so i'll take his offer. Thanks for trying to help me. I think i've finally found out who i want to be.

[zigzagdance]

Re: Help Me Repent

****, i'm screwed then. Oh well, it's probably warmer in hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Help Me Repent

See? Told you that you'd need to bring your wallet!

[zigzagdance]

Re: Help Me Repent

Sony is run by chinks, i would never accept any of their merchandise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help Me Repent

I live in a small apartment in downtown Baltimore. I make very little money at a box manufacturing company. I honestly don't have the money. It would mean i'd have to go without food for a week if i were to donate any more than $10.

Oh, you're poor? Then Jesus has a special plan for you!

Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. Mark 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. Mark 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: Mark 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Lucky guy! You get to tithe EVERYTHING! Don't worry, Jesus will take care of you. Hit that Paypal button nownownow!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Help Me Repent

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?

Well, for one thing, Jesus commands us all to Tithe in the Bible.

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

It costs plenty to fund our church ministries all across the world. Jet fuel for the Lear isn't cheap. And this forum costs plenty.

You are in luck though. If you follow THESE simple instructions, you can get a free Playstation 3 when you pledge your life to Jesus!

[zigzagdance]

Re: Help Me Repent

I live in a small apartment in downtown Baltimore. I make very little money at a box manufacturing company. I honestly don't have the money. It would mean i'd have to go without food for a week if i were to donate any more than $10.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Help Me Repent

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?

It demonstrates to God that you're willing to sacrifice for Him.

He died temporarily for your sins, the least you can do is return a little of the abundance He has allowed you to collect as an expression of your love for Him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Help Me Repent

As a child to rebel i burnt bibles to get the locals to think i was some sort of punk, and now i am seeking forgiveness.

If you're seeking to be 'saved' thought this lot, I hope you brought your wallet, dude. *snicker*

[zigzagdance]

Re: Help Me Repent

What does giving money have anything to do with my salvation?