Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

[WickedWitch]

Dear friends,
I come to you asking in earnest for your prayers. Please, my oldest and dearest friends, pray that I find a better job soon. A job that won't push me closer and closer, day by day, to insanity. A job that won't aggravate my migraines, or cause back pain. A job that preferably won't brain my damage. I'd sincerely appreciate your prayers and thoughts. Thank you, friends! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
If you could also pray that someone delivers shrimp fried rice to my cubicle within the next 30 minutes or so, I'd really love that, too.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Sounds like someone's giving in to the call of the Lord!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Dear friends,
I come to you asking in earnest for your prayers. Please, my oldest and dearest friends, pray that I find a better job soon. A job that won't push me closer and closer, day by day, to insanity. A job that won't aggravate my migraines, or cause back pain. A job that preferably won't brain my damage. I'd sincerely appreciate your prayers and thoughts. Thank you, friends! Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

First you need to get right with God, Alllie. He isn't likely to intervene on behalf of a witch who spits on His commandments.

You could start by losing the purple font. It attracts queers.

P.S.
If you could also pray that someone delivers shrimp fried rice to my cubicle within the next 30 minutes or so, I'd really love that, too.

God is not a short-order cook in some jap restaurant.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Sounds like someone's giving in to the call of the Lord!

If He's calling to book a reservation with any Marriott property along the West coast, then, yes, I'll be taking His call.

First you need to get right with God, Alie. He isn't likely to intervene on behalf of a witch who spits on His commandments.

You could start by losing the purple font. It attracts queers. Where? I haven't seen any.



God is not a short-order cook in some jap restaurant.

That's all right, I was hoping for Chinese. But I'd be happy with a poutine, too. If it's not too much trouble. But the important thing is a job that's more tolerable.

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

If He's calling to book a reservation with any Marriott property along the West coast, then, yes, I'll be taking His call.

Well, no wonder you're a mess, dear!

You're working for Mormons!

They've corrupted you with their bizarre lies and fantasies!

Do they force you to wear the magic underwear to work? Do they strip-search to be sure you're wearing it? What other depravities do they force you into?

You can tell us, sweetie . . . and don't forget the video clips!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

That's all right, I was hoping for Chinese. But I'd be happy with a poutine, too. If it's not too much trouble.

God hates poutines too! Female poofters! They are an abomination!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Well, no wonder you're a mess, dear!

You're working for Mormons! I know.

They've corrupted you with their bizarre lies and fantasies!

Do they force you to wear the magic underwear to work? Do they strip-search to be sure you're wearing it? What other depravities do they force you into? They force me to answer the phone the same way every call ("Good morning/afternoon/evening, thank you for calling reservations, my name is Alie, how may I assist you?") and speak to idiots who don't know where they're going, when, or why, and yet expect me to book them reservations. And I have to answer the dumbest questions in the world and bend over backwards to find them everything they're looking for, even if they don't end up booking a reservation and I've been on the phone trying to help them for 20 minutes. And I can't even be snarky with them!

You can tell us, sweetie . . . and don't forget the video clips!

If you'd like the full experience, just call a West-Coast Marriott property and talk to someone in reservations, you'll get the idea. You might even get me.

God hates poutines too! Female poofters! They are an abomination!

How can fries (made from potatoes, the greatest vegetable on the planet), smothered in melted cheese (the most wonderful thing ever to be produced by animals), and drenched in hot, thick gravy (the most amazing sauce ever) be anything other than pure, divine, and glorious awesomeness? How can God not adore such an amazing creation?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

If you'd like the full experience, just call a West-Coast Marriott property and talk to someone in reservations, you'll get the idea. You might even get me.

Are there hundreds of you crowded into an airless room, wearing nothing but the sweaty headset the last person just took off?

How can fries (made from potatoes, the greatest vegetable on the planet), smothered in melted cheese (the most wonderful thing ever to be produced by animals), and drenched in hot, thick gravy (the most amazing sauce ever) be anything other than pure, divine, and glorious awesomeness? How can God not adore such an amazing creation?

That sounds perfectly disgusting! Don't you have sushi in Canada?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

That sounds perfectly disgusting! Don't you have sushi in Canada?

Hey! Poutines are orgasmic! I can be bought for either 10 pounds of jalapeno harvarti or one extra-large poutine. They're incredible and a Canadian delicacy! And yes, we do have sushi (which is okay, too, but nowhere near as mouth-watering as a poutine).

In regards to the working conditions, there are usually no more than 175 people working on the phones at any given time, the centre is large and air-conditioned, and the dress-code is business casual. We each also have our own $150.00 headset. It's not the atmosphere I hate, it's the job. I used to love this job, but it's kind of doing bad things to my mental stability.

P.S.
Should anybody be interested in calling for a chat, I'm the only Alie that works in this whole centre, so you can tell when you're talking to me. I work Mon-Fri 4:30pm-1am, Saskatchewan time. (Hint, hint)

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

French fries with cheese and gravy is a Canadien delicacy?

My, what a complex and sophisticated palate you all must have.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Hey! Poutines are orgasmic! I can be bought for either 10 pounds of jalapeno harvarti or one extra-large poutine.

I'm keeping my jalapeno havarti. I eat it with Fuji apples. But as for the other.....we do have Mistress Cookie available for sleepovers.

They're incredible and a Canadian delicacy! And yes, we do have sushi (which is okay, too, but nowhere near as mouth-watering as a poutine).

Anything which sounds disgusting must BE disgusting.

In regards to the working conditions, there are usually no more than 175 people working on the phones at any given time, the centre is large and air-conditioned, and the dress-code is business casual. We each also have our own $150.00 headset. It's not the atmosphere I hate, it's the job. I used to love this job, but it's kind of doing bad things to my mental stability.

Ummm.....the JOB is doing bad things to your mental stability? OK, can someone refresh my memory here? Who remembers Alie being mentally stable? Hello? Anyone?

P.S.
Should anybody be interested in calling for a chat, I'm the only Alie that works in this whole centre, so you can tell when you're talking to me. I work Mon-Fri 4:30pm-1am, Saskatchewan time. (Hint, hint)

What's your direct number? I'm not going to talk to 174 other sluts operators before I get to you!

Saskatchewan has clocks? Who knew? What time zone is it in? GMT + 5 surrenders? (arf, arf)

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

French fries with cheese and gravy is a Canadien delicacy?

My, what a complex and sophisticated palate you all must have.

Hey, don't knock it until you try it.

What's your direct number? I'm not going to talk to 174 other sluts operators before I get to you! *Looks down all sad-like* I doesn't has one.

Saskatchewan has clocks? Who knew? What time zone is it in? GMT + 5 surrenders? (arf, arf)

Umm, it's currently 12:12AM (either late on the 17th, or early 18th), does that help?



(And you're right, I've never exactly been known for being all that sane.)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Hey, don't knock it until you try it.

Blech!

Umm, it's currently 12:12AM (either late on the 17th, or early 18th), does that help?

Yes. It means you live at GMT minus six hours. Hawaii is GMT-10.


(And you're right, I've never exactly been known for being all that sane.)

Where is Captain Obvious when you need him?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

Where is Captain Obvious when you need him?

I live with him, he's my roommate's boyfriend, and he's probably at home sleeping. His name is James. And I think I should tell you that Saskatchewan doesn't participate in daylight savings time. Why, I don't know. Something about farmers saying it confuses the cows... ?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

I live with him, he's my roommate's boyfriend, and he's probably at home sleeping. His name is James. And I think I should tell you that Saskatchewan doesn't participate in daylight savings time. Why, I don't know. Something about farmers saying it confuses the cows... ?

You don't have to tell me that. Neither does Hawaii. You know...where we train our army. That's so we can invade Canada without any problems.