[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

You don't have to tell me that. Neither does Hawaii. You know...where we train our army. That's so we can invade Canada without any problems.

The rest of Canada observes DST, it's just Saskastupid that doesn't. I hate this freaking province. I wanna go back to Manitoba! I wonder if I could pay my way back with cheese? Maybe poutines? *Gasps* I'll bet I could pay my way back with cheese, cheesecake, and poutine? Yes, I think that would work. Who could turn down such an offer?

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

I live with him, he's my roommate's boyfriend, and he's probably at home sleeping. His name is James.

Great. Now you've revealed his secret identity.

And I think I should tell you that Saskatchewan doesn't participate in daylight saving time. Why, I don't know. Something about farmers saying it confuses the cows... ?

More like it confuses the farmers. Cows can't tell time.

To be honest, I'm somewhat surprised to learn that Canadians can.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

The rest of Canada observes DST, it's just Saskastupid that doesn't. I hate this freaking province. I wanna go back to Manitoba! I wonder if I could pay my way back with cheese? Maybe poutines? *Gasps* I'll bet I could pay my way back with cheese, cheesecake, and poutine? Yes, I think that would work. Who could turn down such an offer?

You are doomed to go to Quebec and work in a barn sewing uniforms for the rebels.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

So what did you say to the Pakistani guys that wanted to book a night in Mumbai?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured Alie

How can fries (made from potatoes, the greatest vegetable on the planet), smothered in melted cheese (the most wonderful thing ever to be produced by animals), and drenched in hot, thick gravy (the most amazing sauce ever) be anything other than pure, divine, and glorious awesomeness?

Fried potatoes covered in gravy and cheese? Sounds extremely bland.

I think that if you were to replace the gravy with a spicy meat and bean chili, use about half as much cheese, and throw some sliced fresh jalapeños on top, then you might have something worth eating.

What you described reminds me of this recipe my wife got from the Duggar family website, except their version used tater tots instead of fries and cream of mushroom soup instead of gravy. I think it was the blandest thing I have ever eaten.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

Great. Now you've revealed his secret identity.
Why? What do you want with Captain Obvious? You can't have him: without him, I might not know that the Canadian winter is cold!

More like it confuses the farmers. Cows can't tell time. The farmers complained that the cows couldn't get used to being milked at different times. Which just tells you that farmers in Saskquatchewan are dumb as mud.

To be honest, I'm somewhat surprised to learn that Canadians can.

I'm surprised that Christians even bother to learn to tell time: everything is supposed to happen when God says so, right? So why bother knowing the time when God's got his own schedule?

You are doomed to go to Quebec and work in a barn sewing uniforms for the rebels.

Pastor! Don't hex me like that!

So what did you say to the Pakistani guys that wanted to book a night in Mumbai?

Never booked a property in Mumbai. Book a few in Cairo (but that's not India).

Fried potatoes covered in gravy and cheese? Sounds extremely bland. It is NOT! It's orgasmic!

I think that if you were to replace the gravy with a spicy meat and bean chili, use about half as much cheese, and throw some sliced fresh jalapeños on top, then you might have something worth eating. You can put whatever toppings on it you like, but without the cheese and gravy, you just haven't got a poutine.

What you described reminds me of this recipe my wife got from the Duggar family website, except their version used tater tots instead of fries and cream of mushroom soup instead of gravy. I think it was the blandest thing I have ever eaten.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You know, I don't know what I think about the Duggars. Except that they may be trying to get government hand-outs by reproducing as often as possible. Or maybe they're trying to take over the world with their spawn?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

It is NOT! It's orgasmic!

Maybe, if you have a fetish for blandness.

You can put whatever toppings on it you like, but without the cheese and gravy, you just haven't got a poutine.

Well, if they can't hold the gravy on the poutine, then I think I'll have the chili-cheese fries.

You know, I don't know what I think about the Duggars. Except that they may be trying to get government hand-outs by reproducing as often as possible. Or maybe they're trying to take over the world with their spawn?

The Duggars are good independent Baptists. Every dime they take out of the government coffers is money that would otherwise be spent wastefully on some program. They are teaching the government to do more with less. Plus, by doing all they can to push the population well above what the planet can support, they are ensuring that Jesus will come back soon.

God Bless the Duggars!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

Maybe, if you have a fetish for blandness. Poutines, my friend, are not bland. Come for a visit and see for yourself.


Well, if they can't hold the gravy on the poutine, then I think I'll have the chili-cheese fries. But then you wouldn't have a poutine, silly.


The Duggars are good independent Baptists. Every dime they take out of the government coffers is money that would otherwise be spent wastefully on some program. They are teaching the government to do more with less. Plus, by doing all they can to push the population well above what the planet can support, they are ensuring that Jesus will come back soon.

God Bless the Duggars!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

I still think this is a global domination scheme. And Jebus, that poor woman! She's had, what, 17 kids? Christ, they must just be walking out by now!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

I still think this is a global domination scheme. And Jebus, that poor woman! She's had, what, 17 kids? Christ, they must just be walking out by now!

I'm sure her uterus will fall out whenever God decides she's had enough kids. Meanwhile as far as Jim Bob is concerned, I'm sure it must be like pitching a hotdog down a hallway by now.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

I'm sure her uterus will fall out whenever God decides she's had enough kids. Meanwhile as far as Jim Bob is concerned, I'm sure it must be like pitching a hotdog down a hallway by now.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

*Shudders* That's disgusting, Pastor. Now I'm going to have nightmares!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

[quiet, humble, polite and respecftul voice, nearly a whisper] Umm, excuse me, good friends, but has anybody been praying that I'd find a better job? [/quiet, humble, polite and respectful voice, nearly a whisper] 'Cause if you have been, I'd like to thank you. I don't have a better job (yet), but I did get a better shift for next month. 8AM-4:30PM, exactly what I wanted! Who knows, maybe in another week or two of your awesome prayer-powers, I might actually have that better job! Thanks, guys!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

[quiet, humble, polite and respecftul voice, nearly a whisper] Umm, excuse me, good friends, but has anybody been praying that I'd find a better job? [/quiet, humble, polite and respectful voice, nearly a whisper] 'Cause if you have been, I'd like to thank you. I don't have a better job (yet), but I did get a better shift for next month. 8AM-4:30PM, exactly what I wanted! Who knows, maybe in another week or two of your awesome prayer-powers, I might actually have that better job! Thanks, guys!

Still waiting for that tithe to come through.




US Dollars or Limburger Cheese only, please.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

Still waiting for that tithe to come through.




US Dollars or Limburger Cheese only, please.

But I sent the cheese, I did! Hmm, maybe I wrote the address wrong? To where should I have sent it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

But I sent the cheese, I did! Hmm, maybe I wrote the address wrong? To where should I have sent it?

No one gave you an address. We were waiting for you to ask.

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray For Your Treasured A lie

[quiet, humble, polite and respecftul voice, nearly a whisper] Umm, excuse me, good friends, but has anybody been praying that I'd find a better job? [/quiet, humble, polite and respectful voice, nearly a whisper] 'Cause if you have been, I'd like to thank you. I don't have a better job (yet), but I did get a better shift for next month. 8AM-4:30PM, exactly what I wanted! Who knows, maybe in another week or two of your awesome prayer-powers, I might actually have that better job! Thanks, guys!

Alfie, in this economy, it might be wise to be thankful for any job at all!