Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

[Mr. Jingles]

We hear so much talk about our Presidents' economic stimulus plan. The ultimate stimulus plan has three words: VISA, Mastercard & American Express. By racking up even larger amouts of debt, we can create more jobs at Wal-Mart & stop our country's CEO's from living in shame. The very thought of our fine business executives having to give up their country club memberships & send their children to public schools is more than I can bear.

So, grab your plastic & buy that 50-foot plasma TV. You can't possibly afford it now, but you'll be rewarded in Heaven, I can assure you.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

Should not Good American True Christian Consumers first pay their tithes with Visa, Master Card or American Express to Landover Baptist Church BEFORE they exceed their credit limit?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

Should not Good American True Christian Consumers first pay their tithes with Visa, Master Card or American Express to Landover Baptist Church BEFORE they exceed their credit limit?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

An excellent and Godly point, Brother Lazarus!

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

An excellent and Godly point, Brother Lazarus!

Indeed; one should exceed their credit on Jesus first-I stand corrected.

[Brother Brett]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

Should not Good American True Christian Consumers first pay their tithes with Visa, Master Card or American Express to Landover Baptist Church BEFORE they exceed their credit limit?

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

AMEN Brother Lazarus. Amen. I personally have maxed out my overdraft and visa card making sure Jesus can continue his good work through Betty Bowers!

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

AMEN Brother Lazarus. Amen. I personally have maxed out my overdraft and visa card making sure Jesus can continue his good work through Betty Bowers!

That's wonderful, Brett!

Now, donating to Mrs. Bowers' ministry is a wonderful thing, but it seems you've overlooked the larger needs of Landover. BASH is just one small piece of the Landover puzzle.

Don't you want to apply for a new card (American Express Black should do), and then click that shiny PrayPal button below?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

Godly words of advice for these troubled times.

If anyone is not in debt up to 100% of their annual income (pre-tax) they are not a good Christian or a Good American. It is the dead beat swine who insist on paying down their credit cards every month and keeping their used cars instead buying new SUVs that are bringing this country to its knees.

I also sickens me the moochers who declare bankruptcy just because they lost their job. That is no excuse! They were given those credit lines on the expatiation that their incomes would grow 8% per year for the rest of their lives. Instead of moping about on unemployment those moochers should go out and get a job that pays more than before!

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

From Psalm 17:14 we can see in God's own words that only the wicked store up their wealth for their children.

Every penny that you can earn or borrow is the Lords and must be used to Glorify Him!

Your brother in Christ, NC.

[Star Finder]

Re: Pray for Americans to continue living beyond their means

That's good.

Please meet me on http://www.peer-lend.com/ and I will be happy to lend to you at 115%.

thx
SF