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  • Brother Brett
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 15

    #1

    Pray for Europe

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ... please help me pray for Europe. There are Islamic folks everywhere now. Seriously, they are breeding like rabbits. And are taking our jobs and woman.

    Please help me pray for the Re-Jesusification of Europe.

    Brother Brett
    B.A.S.H Graduate (Hons) - Class of 2008

    Glory to our saviour, Jesus and Betty Bowers!
  • Mrs. Robert Roberts
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2009
    • 109

    #2
    Re: Pray for Europe

    Originally posted by Brother Brett View Post
    Brothers and Sisters in Christ... please help me pray for Europe. There are Islamic folks everywhere now. Seriously, they are breeding like rabbits. And are taking our jobs and woman.

    Please help me pray for the Re-Jesusification of Europe.

    Brother Brett
    I am praying with you Brother Brett.
    Do you like rabbitt pie?

    Mrs. Robert Roberts
    George Jesus Bush
    Savior of Democracy

    Help stop wasting taxpayer dollars on education spending.....Support home schooling, because reeding is fundermental.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Pray for Europe

      Not only that, but Hillary Clinton is now in my country as well.

      These are surely end times!
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #4
        Re: Pray for Europe

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Not only that, but Hillary Clinton is now in my country as well.

        These are surely end times!
        Would you mind keeping her there?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

          I'm not going to bother to pray for Europe. They WANTED those islamofascists in their countries, so they get what they deserve. They could kick them all out tomorrow and it wouldn't take Jesus to do it.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Pray for Europe

            I will pray the following
            Oh Loving Savior,

            The country of Europe is infested with Socialists, Secularists, Atheists, Catholics, Communists, Free Thinkers, Unbelievers, False Christians, Rationalists and Muslims, all enemies of the Righteous and who persecute your own. Please O Lord send diseased, financial ruin, earthquakes, fires, plagues of killer insects to slaughter the unbelievers and wicked of Europe by the countless thousands. Please oh Merciful Savior can you make the wicked of Europe die slow agonizing deaths in their own filth as their bowls bust asunder and may fire from the heavens consume their bodies like wicked Sodomites of old. I humbly ask this of you Savior of the Word.

            Amen.

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            • Nurse Clampett
              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 974

              #7
              Re: Pray for Europe

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              I will pray the following
              Oh Loving Savior,

              The country of Europe is infested with Socialists, Secularists, Atheists, Catholics, Communists, Free Thinkers, Unbelievers, False Christians, Rationalists and Muslims, all enemies of the Righteous and who persecute your own. Please O Lord send diseased, financial ruin, earthquakes, fires, plagues of killer insects to slaughter the unbelievers and wicked of Europe by the countless thousands. Please oh Merciful Savior can you make the wicked of Europe die slow agonizing deaths in their own filth as their bowls bust asunder and may fire from the heavens consume their bodies like wicked Sodomites of old. I humbly ask this of you Savior of the Word.

              Amen.
              I am saying that Godly prayer with you, Brother.
              I am also praying Brother Wide Open remains safe and untainted by socialist Clinton manure floating in the air.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Pray for Europe

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Would you mind keeping her there?
                As soon as I read this, I jumped in my car and set off to Brussels. I managed to get real close and - using my bullhorn - I shouted:

                "HILLARY, YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE, YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE US. WE WILL KEEP YOU HERE FOREVER PRAISE JESUS!".

                Long story short, the bail is set at 50,000 EUR. If someone would be so kind?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for Europe

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  I am also praying Brother Wide Open remains safe and untainted by socialist Clinton manure floating in the air.
                  I missed this in my previous reply, but then again I'm a bit agitated. It's really hard when you realise the local police are playing the same game as HILLARY!

                  Yours in jail,

                  Wide-Open
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • father Wilders
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I'm not going to bother to pray for Europe. They WANTED those islamofascists in their countries, so they get what they deserve. They could kick them all out tomorrow and it wouldn't take Jesus to do it.
                    Wow, are you a nonforgiving bastard !!
                    God is a fantasy, Jesus was Adolf Hitler alike, making lots of people following him by brainwash

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

                      Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
                      Wow, are you a nonforgiving bastard !!
                      I believe the word you are looking for there in the Netherworld is 'unforgiving'. It's OK. We understand that you foreign devils cannot speak God's English.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        I believe the word you are looking for there in the Netherworld is 'unforgiving'. It's OK. We understand that you foreign devils cannot speak God's English.
                        That's what you get with these un-native speakers Pastor.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • father Wilders
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          I believe the word you are looking for there in the Netherworld is 'unforgiving'. It's OK. We understand that you foreign devils cannot speak God's English.
                          Haha, "God's english" humor is good and devilish, lets have a laugh all !!
                          God is a fantasy, Jesus was Adolf Hitler alike, making lots of people following him by brainwash

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for Europe *request denied*

                            Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
                            Wow, are you a nonforgiving bastard !!
                            Were is Nobar unforgiving? He clearly wants to help Europe from collectively damning itself.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for Europe

                              Also, he's not a bastard. He knows who his parents are. Can you say the same?
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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