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  • #61
    Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

    Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
    That's because I blocked out the name of the club because I thought this was a Christian forum. No need to advertise where Las Vegas patrons can go to see some girl-on-girl performances.
    Friend, we are a TRUE Christians here, not a bunch of sleezy 50 year olds looking for young women to take advantage off. If it is a den of thespain depravity we know about it to keep our wives and daughters safe. Feel free to tell us the name.

    If you want to get out of this life of sin of yours scott-free friend we need to know so we can help you. Landover Baptists is Jesus favorite church so our resources are deep.
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    • #62
      Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
      You never answered if you could cook.

      I'd probably be willing to see you as a good cook, if you were one.

      V
      Brother V has a very interesting point. I'll go further to say that a man that can't think beyond his johnson, isn't a True Christian man. A good Christian will be thinking about salvation and Jesus.
      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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      • #63
        Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Friend, we are a TRUE Christians here, not a bunch of sleezy 50 year olds looking for young women to take advantage off. If it is a den of thespain depravity we know about it to keep our wives and daughters safe. Feel free to tell us the name.

        If you want to get scott free of of this live of sin yours friend we need to know so we can help you. Landover Baptists is Jesus favorite church so our resources are deep.
        Very true, Brother. We are willing to help save even the most depraved of sinners. Why, look at this fellow - he's nothing more than a Godless Scot, but we're still prepared to help him come to the light of the Lord.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #64
          Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
          You never answered if you could cook.

          I'd probably be willing to see you as a good cook, if you were one.

          V
          I do not cook, nor would I ever date a man who expected such from me. I was not raised in any religious denomination, but I don't recall ever a passage in the Bible that indicates a woman's salvation is found in the kitchen, Brother V.

          But I do believe that whoever can see past my past, one day, will never go for want in the bedroom. I can assure everyone here of that!

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          • #65
            Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

            Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
            I do not cook, nor would I ever date a man who expected such from me. I was not raised in any religious denomination, but I don't recall ever a passage in the Bible that indicates a woman's salvation is found in the kitchen, Brother V.

            But I do believe that whoever can see past my past, one day, will never go for want in the bedroom. I can assure everyone here of that!
            HARLOT! We here are not slaves to sins of the flesh!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #66
              Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

              Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
              I do not cook, nor would I ever date a man who expected such from me. I was not raised in any religious denomination, but I don't recall ever a passage in the Bible that indicates a woman's salvation is found in the kitchen, Brother V.

              But I do believe that whoever can see past my past, one day, will never go for want in the bedroom. I can assure everyone here of that!
              You are right, a woman's salvation is found in childbirth.

              1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

              But no True Christian (tm) man is going to want to keep you around if you can't cook.

              Ok, so you want a man who can look past the gaping maw that is your vagina, but are too stupid to realize that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?

              If you can't cook, what other talents do you have, can you clean? Can you do yard work? What do you plan on studying when you go to college? Do you think that will be a good major for you? What are your plans after college?

              Friend, you say you want to settle down, but your actions prove otherwise.

              For example, what's the best way to quit smoking? Heroin? Anything?

              Cold Turkey.

              Just stop.

              Give your life to Jesus, and I guarantee you will stop.

              (if you don't stop, then you obviously didn't give your life to Him)

              YIC
              V
              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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              • #67
                Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                But I do believe that whoever can see past my past, one day, will never go for want in the bedroom. I can assure everyone here of that!
                I take that to mean you at least are capable of cleaning, then?

                And bearing, nursing, and raising up at least 8 or 9 good Christian soldiers for Jesus?

                Surely there's some use for you. Christian men are not a bunch of oversexed Dirk Digglers, you know!

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                • #68
                  Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                  Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                  I do not cook, nor would I ever date a man who expected such from me. I was not raised in any religious denomination, but I don't recall ever a passage in the Bible that indicates a woman's salvation is found in the kitchen, Brother V.

                  But I do believe that whoever can see past my past, one day, will never go for want in the bedroom. I can assure everyone here of that!
                  Listen harlot; we are TRUE Christians here, we know sex is for homers. Christian scientists have proven long ago that sex addiction leads to homerism. I for one do not want to end up some middle age loser cruising the 'net pretending to be a girl to get the attention of other perverts. That's just disgusting. So keep your slobbering mommy cave out of our faces and save it for having babes.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                    Ok, so you want a man who can look past the gaping maw that is your vagina, but are too stupid to realize that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
                    I can't believe you just wrote that. Just know that you and all the other psycho Bible-thumpers here have convinced me to continue to relish in my sexual ways.

                    Why?

                    I learned that, apparently, True Christians preach hate and harsh judgement. As for me? I don't preach anything and instead give pleasure to the masses.

                    So, who do you think will get to heaven first?
                    If you can't cook, what other talents do you have, can you clean? Can you do yard work? What do you plan on studying when you go to college? Do you think that will be a good major for you? What are your plans after college?
                    And I am going to earn a degree in English lit with an emphasis on Women's studies....

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                    • #70
                      Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                      Oh...and if anybody wants out of your confining "chrisitan" orthodoxy, just send me a personal note.....maybe I'll give you a lap dance as a reward for turning to the true path of pleasure....

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                      • #71
                        Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                        Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                        Oh...and if anybody wants out of your confining "chrisitan" orthodoxy, just send me a personal note.....maybe I'll give you a lap dance as a reward for turning to the true path of pleasure....
                        The truth comes out!

                        This sick weirdo is trying to tempt heterosexual, True Christian men into online perversions!

                        We're not the least bit interested in riding your greased dance pole to Hell, MyxedNutz!

                        And for your information, we simply relate the Truth of the Bible, God's Holy Word. The WHOLE truth, not the bits and pieces we happen to like!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                          Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                          I can't believe you just wrote that. Just know that you and all the other psycho Bible-thumpers here have convinced me to continue to relish in my sexual ways.

                          Why?

                          I learned that, apparently, True Christians preach hate and harsh judgement. As for me? I don't preach anything and instead give pleasure to the masses.
                          Then tell us your name, so we know who'm that has tried to waste our Godly time.
                          Jesus called you here for a reason girl, He wants you to be Saved!
                          We are harsh? YES! But we are harsh because we care, have you never heard the expression:
                          "Who'm the LORD loves He chastenth?"
                          We try to do the same.

                          So, who do you think will get to heaven first?
                          Of who'm? Speak up, woman!

                          And I am going to earn a degree in English lit with an emphasis on Women's studies....
                          Women should learn womanly virtues:
                          Such as cooking, cleaning and childbearing..
                          Even secular scientists agree that it will save you from alot of pain, namely breast-cancer!

                          Of course, we Christians knew that all along.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-07-2007, 09:22 PM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • #73
                            Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                            Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                            I learned that, apparently, True Christians preach hate and harsh judgement. As for me? I don't preach anything and instead give pleasure to the masses.
                            What about your Creator's pleasure harlot??? Jesus died on the cross for you so all you can do is spread you legs for the first depraved sinner to stagger up and sweat on you.

                            Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                            So, who do you think will get to heaven first?
                            A bit of a debate here in Iowa over which TRUE Christian will go to Heaven first but we TRUE Christians. We are all following ALL of God's commandments, not the bits that make us feel good.

                            Your selfish depravity is only leading you right into Hell harlot. Put your dress back on, find a husband and accept Jesus before you are getting facials from Satan's oversized tallywacker. Those barbs on it will be pretty rough on your neck lady.

                            Originally posted by myxedemotions View Post
                            And I am going to earn a degree in English lit with an emphasis on Women's studies....
                            Do the femnazis even allow a public convince like you into their classes?

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                            • #74
                              Re: Prayer to get out of porn industry

                              I... I... don't know what... what... to make of this thread. I need to go pray. I will pray for your eternal soul, trollop, but if you're not willing to put the work into your salvation, I don't think it'll help. But I will pray for Jesus to soften your heart, open your eyes, and close your legs.
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