[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.

"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em."

You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.

Thank you for adding the voice of experience.

I imagine you know this from errors in roasting babies?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?

I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!

They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.

Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

y did i get an infarction?

Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!

its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.

Uhh, no offense, Fallen Arches, but if you were to do a weather spell, what with your spelling and diction, you'd probably end up more doing a 'whether' spell, and why would Alie want to know if the weather was whether or wherefore?
It would all be rather confusing, would it not?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

Because our Godly Christian patience and lovingkindness stops us from just banning you outright!

[Fallen Angel]

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y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

[SUV]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Dear Sue, did you read where The Fly (aka minion of Beelzebub) offered to cast a "weather" spell for Allie? We must pray that young Fly's ominous black and buzzing Clouds of Doom do not reach Allie before she finds salvation.

Mrs. Rogers, it all becomes apparent to me now. Since it has become widespread Theological theory that Baby Jesus was a Snail

Well, a dirty, nasty fly now - who could this be but SATAN his self?

Quick, Ma - get the Flit!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.

Casting spells????
Promoting witchcraft and satanism won't be tolerated here!
Consider yourself warned, harlot.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

[Mrs. Rogers]

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GOD, who stuck this Dead fly on our Godly board?



It looks (arguably) worse than JESUS when they took Him off the Cross, still a drippin'!

Dear Sue, did you read where The Fly (aka minion of Beelzebub) offered to cast a "weather" spell for Allie? We must pray that young Fly's ominous black and buzzing Clouds of Doom do not reach Allie before she finds salvation.

[SUV]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

GOD, who stuck this Dead fly on our Godly board?



It looks (arguably) worse than JESUS when they took Him off the Cross, still a drippin'!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It's never too late for Allie... to repent her sins and accept Jesus into her heart! Seriously, Allie, next time you're on your knees, bow your head instead and pray to God to release you from your sin! Van Helter-Skelter is a horrible role model and will only lead you to an eternity of unbearable pain and misery!
We want you to turn your life over to Jesus, Allie. We want to you know the same joy we feel every day. Won't you please let Him in?

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.