[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Canadian Prime Ministers are always polite to your Presidents, it's a courtesy, a mutual occupational respect between leaders. But just because we're decent to them, it doesn't mean we like the Presidents.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but your Brian Mulroney was a potentially great man who recognized and befriended a truly great man, Ronald Reagan. If he wasn't a miserable Mary-worshipper, then he may well have been able to earn his place at the Gipper's side (in fact it's his Papist ways that make me suspect that his feelings toward our president may have been somewhat homerish and anyone who is attracted to men couldn't help but be attracted to an intensely manly man like President Reagan).

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I knew it all along. You're only in it for the hats.

The WHAT???
What is it with you and hats??

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

But she's abstained for a long time, Eno.

And Myra Hindley's abstained from killing kids for a long time. Your point being?

Eno, dear, she's nearly 19. A man as smart as you should know that 18.9-3 is not 14.

And any man as smart as Eno has better things to do than keep tabs on some hussy's age!

Well, you illustrate very well how utterly ridiculous following that book of yours had made you all.....so, while you may be against evolution....anyone who watches people like yourselves and Bush will be given a good example of....devolution.

I knew it all along. You're only in it for the hats.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place.

But she's abstained for a long time, Eno.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager.

Eno, dear, she's nearly 19. A man as smart as you should know that 18.9-3 is not 14.

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

Well, you illustrate very well how utterly ridiculous following that book of yours had made you all.....so, while you may be against evolution....anyone who watches people like yourselves and Bush will be given a good example of....devolution.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Wrong answer, Undie. The Stoichiometry Department at Landover University knows exactly who that papist ring kissing Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro is, along with that French homer Gay-Lussac. You need to pay attention to Loschmidt and quit posting on this Godly message board while you are inhaling helium.

By Jove, I do believe I like you!

No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place. Well, it was worth a shot.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! 15, actually. Alie is 18. (19 next month! Woot!) -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager. Alie is always able, she just hasn't bothered.

*snip: adorable Christian babble*

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

Well why not? It's terribly fun.

Like that handsome and Godly Stephen Harper? Handsome? HA! Those beady eyes are hiding something, I tell you! Look at that devious face! I trust the Pope more than I do Harper! ... No wait... That's a fib, I can at least tolerate Harper.... Well, you know what I'm saying! I don't know if he's a True Christian™, but he comes a lot closer than most of those frozen commies. Why, he's almost as good a president as our own George W. from what I've heard! He is as good a friend to President Bush as Brian Mulroney (despite his obvious Mick heritage) was to the second best president ever, Ronald Reagan! Canadian Prime Ministers are always polite to your Presidents, it's a courtesy, a mutual occupational respect between leaders. But just because we're decent to them, it doesn't mean we like the Presidents.
But it's a miracle that Mr. Harper is president of Canuckistan at all, from my understanding. Those Godless heathens have so far denied him the power he needs to make a real difference, and I will be praying for them to do right in their next election.

Me too. I'm hoping we go Green or NDP; no more of this ridiculous Conservative nonsense.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there

Like that handsome and Godly Stephen Harper? I don't know if he's a True Christian™, but he comes a lot closer than most of those frozen commies. Why, he's almost as good a president as our own George W. from what I've heard! He is as good a friend to President Bush as Brian Mulroney (despite his obvious Mick heritage) was to the second best president ever, Ronald Reagan!
But it's a miracle that Mr. Harper is president of Canuckistan at all, from my understanding. Those Godless heathens have so far denied him the power he needs to make a real difference, and I will be praying for them to do right in their next election.

[SUV]

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I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there.

Dear, Dear Brother Enobarbus - Forever the optimist!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager.

I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there.

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

No, no, by all means, continue praying for a blizzard, I was just goofing off. I don't think I'd ever trust you guys to do any of my homework. I can see it now:

(Easy) Chemistry Question: "How many moles of each molecule are in a tank containing 52 grams of compressed Oxygen and 48 grams of Helium?"
True Christian Answer: "Molecules don't exist, they were made up by secular 'scientists' who are without God, therefore this question is irrelevant. The only questions you should be asking are Biblical questions! Get right with Jesus before you try to teach our kids anything, sinner!


Yeah... I don't think I'd let you guys do my homework if you payed me to. Besides, it's not that I don't enjoy my homework, I do, it's just that it's so tedius and time-consuming (rather like myself, actually).

Wrong answer, Undie. The Stoichiometry Department at Landover University knows exactly who that papist ring kissing Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro is, along with that French homer Gay-Lussac. You need to pay attention to Loschmidt and quit posting on this Godly message board while you are inhaling helium.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I may be mistaken, but I do believe that "deflower" and "disembowel" are not quite the same.

Not when you're a heathen witch. Who's to say they don't get off on warm intestines?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Not until the second coming, which is hopefully very soon.

When it does, you'll be devirginized by Lucifer every day for eternity.

I may be mistaken, but I do believe that "deflower" and "disembowel" are not quite the same.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

Not until the second coming, which is hopefully very soon.

When it does, you'll be devirginized by Lucifer every day for eternity.

[WickedWitch]

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Alie is a brave girl!

Thank you!! Do you think I should count as a virgin, too?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

1) Alie doesn't have anal sex; 2) Alie hasn't had sex in nearly three years (and I think I should count as a virgin for that); 3) I don't think you could get my homework done in the short amount of time my teachers give me, so old :p.

Alie is a brave girl!

[SUV]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I urge you to listen to Brother Temper's heartfelt advice, Miss Alie. And don't think he's just kidding around about this "Polack" situation - I've never Known him.

That is, I've never Known him to Fib

Besides, you think you have it bad? I know someone who's a Polack. Seriously, no kidding, a real live Polack. And you think you have a reason to feel sorry for yourself!