[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

y did i get an infarction?

Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!

its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Those things usually happen due to a blockage of normal blood supply. You've really got to take better care of your health!

They aren't accepted by Christians, and these people are hard-core Christians.

Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Perhaps she can cast a spell to clear her arteries, right before we burn her alive for practicing witchcraft?

I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I'm not so sure that's what you really want; see, fat burns much better than muscle. If there are some balls of fat floating around the system, the victim burns better.

Thank you for adding the voice of experience.

I imagine you know this from errors in roasting babies?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

I don't eat babies; they're nothing but fat and skin. I have to watch my girlish figure, you know. And you know I prefer Ethiopian Lean-Cuisines.

"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em."

You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!

[WickedWitch]

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"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em." That's exactly it!

You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!

Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.

And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it?

How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.

Right. A false Christian "church" that has an alliance with satan. The ultimate liebral expression of God mockery.

Alliance "Christians" demand queer marriage and want to surrender our Godly nation to the mudslimes. They stand for the exact opposite of everything that Jesus and Landover Baptist Church represents!

You should be ashamed of yourself, ALie.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it? Yeah... That's exactly what happened.

How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!

Of course not... It's extremely difficult to win a rebellion against something which doesn't exist.

ALie.

Congratulations, Pastor Zeke! You've finally learned how to spell my name!! You sir, get a gold star and a cookie!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.

Why not accept Jesus now?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.

That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Landovarians but they continue to ignore me. Could you tell them how to spell my name?

Remeber, kids!: If you added an n, Alie would be an alien; but as it stands, she's just a lie.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Godly Landoverans but they continue to ignore my Satanic ramblings!

Of course we ignore you! You continue to ignore God, Jesus, the Bible, and our Godly pastors! If you're going to ignore all that's good, why should we pay attention to your evil babbling?

[Alexia]

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If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?

In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.