[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I am prepared to pray for the blizzard to end all blizzards to strike the canuckstani nation and wipe out the entire population of canuckstani sinners -- apart from the two or three True Christians™ that are there

Like that handsome and Godly Stephen Harper? I don't know if he's a True Christian™, but he comes a lot closer than most of those frozen commies. Why, he's almost as good a president as our own George W. from what I've heard! He is as good a friend to President Bush as Brian Mulroney (despite his obvious Mick heritage) was to the second best president ever, Ronald Reagan!
But it's a miracle that Mr. Harper is president of Canuckistan at all, from my understanding. Those Godless heathens have so far denied him the power he needs to make a real difference, and I will be praying for them to do right in their next election.

[WickedWitch]

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Wrong answer, Undie. The Stoichiometry Department at Landover University knows exactly who that papist ring kissing Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo Avogadro is, along with that French homer Gay-Lussac. You need to pay attention to Loschmidt and quit posting on this Godly message board while you are inhaling helium.

By Jove, I do believe I like you!

No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place. Well, it was worth a shot.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! 15, actually. Alie is 18. (19 next month! Woot!) -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager. Alie is always able, she just hasn't bothered.

*snip: adorable Christian babble*

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

Well why not? It's terribly fun.

Like that handsome and Godly Stephen Harper? Handsome? HA! Those beady eyes are hiding something, I tell you! Look at that devious face! I trust the Pope more than I do Harper! ... No wait... That's a fib, I can at least tolerate Harper.... Well, you know what I'm saying! I don't know if he's a True Christian™, but he comes a lot closer than most of those frozen commies. Why, he's almost as good a president as our own George W. from what I've heard! He is as good a friend to President Bush as Brian Mulroney (despite his obvious Mick heritage) was to the second best president ever, Ronald Reagan! Canadian Prime Ministers are always polite to your Presidents, it's a courtesy, a mutual occupational respect between leaders. But just because we're decent to them, it doesn't mean we like the Presidents.
But it's a miracle that Mr. Harper is president of Canuckistan at all, from my understanding. Those Godless heathens have so far denied him the power he needs to make a real difference, and I will be praying for them to do right in their next election.

Me too. I'm hoping we go Green or NDP; no more of this ridiculous Conservative nonsense.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No. Locking the door after the apartment has been burgled does not somehow mean that it wasn't burgled in the first place.

But she's abstained for a long time, Eno.

Nor are we here on the Lord's favourite site interested in the fact that it has been three years -- when you were about 14! -- since you were last able to seduce some innocent Canunckstani teenager.

Eno, dear, she's nearly 19. A man as smart as you should know that 18.9-3 is not 14.

As has been mentioned, you need to start studying the KJV1611 and give up this seculiar science nonsense. Do you seriously expect us to help you spread the evils and superstitions of evilution and other such nonsense?

Well, you illustrate very well how utterly ridiculous following that book of yours had made you all.....so, while you may be against evolution....anyone who watches people like yourselves and Bush will be given a good example of....devolution.

[Brother Temperance]

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But she's abstained for a long time, Eno.

And Myra Hindley's abstained from killing kids for a long time. Your point being?

Eno, dear, she's nearly 19. A man as smart as you should know that 18.9-3 is not 14.

And any man as smart as Eno has better things to do than keep tabs on some hussy's age!

Well, you illustrate very well how utterly ridiculous following that book of yours had made you all.....so, while you may be against evolution....anyone who watches people like yourselves and Bush will be given a good example of....devolution.

I knew it all along. You're only in it for the hats.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I knew it all along. You're only in it for the hats.

The WHAT???
What is it with you and hats??

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Canadian Prime Ministers are always polite to your Presidents, it's a courtesy, a mutual occupational respect between leaders. But just because we're decent to them, it doesn't mean we like the Presidents.

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but your Brian Mulroney was a potentially great man who recognized and befriended a truly great man, Ronald Reagan. If he wasn't a miserable Mary-worshipper, then he may well have been able to earn his place at the Gipper's side (in fact it's his Papist ways that make me suspect that his feelings toward our president may have been somewhat homerish and anyone who is attracted to men couldn't help but be attracted to an intensely manly man like President Reagan).

[Fallen Angel]

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im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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It's never too late for Allie... to repent her sins and accept Jesus into her heart! Seriously, Allie, next time you're on your knees, bow your head instead and pray to God to release you from your sin! Van Helter-Skelter is a horrible role model and will only lead you to an eternity of unbearable pain and misery!
We want you to turn your life over to Jesus, Allie. We want to you know the same joy we feel every day. Won't you please let Him in?

[SUV]

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GOD, who stuck this Dead fly on our Godly board?



It looks (arguably) worse than JESUS when they took Him off the Cross, still a drippin'!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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GOD, who stuck this Dead fly on our Godly board?



It looks (arguably) worse than JESUS when they took Him off the Cross, still a drippin'!

Dear Sue, did you read where The Fly (aka minion of Beelzebub) offered to cast a "weather" spell for Allie? We must pray that young Fly's ominous black and buzzing Clouds of Doom do not reach Allie before she finds salvation.

[SalvationSeeker]

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im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.

Casting spells????
Promoting witchcraft and satanism won't be tolerated here!
Consider yourself warned, harlot.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Exodus 22:18

[SUV]

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Dear Sue, did you read where The Fly (aka minion of Beelzebub) offered to cast a "weather" spell for Allie? We must pray that young Fly's ominous black and buzzing Clouds of Doom do not reach Allie before she finds salvation.

Mrs. Rogers, it all becomes apparent to me now. Since it has become widespread Theological theory that Baby Jesus was a Snail

Well, a dirty, nasty fly now - who could this be but SATAN his self?

Quick, Ma - get the Flit!

[Fallen Angel]

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y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

[Brother Temperance]

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y did i get an infarction? iwas just trying to do something nice for some1 it was a good spell i cast n it didnt hurt any1. its not the burning times ne more n witchs are more excepted in our countries so y give a warning?

Because our Godly Christian patience and lovingkindness stops us from just banning you outright!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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im sorry if im to late undecided but i will cast a whether spell for u if u still need it. if it is im sorry but i will cast u one for next time. n i would like too cast 1 against steven harper but i dun want that to come back n get me.

Uhh, no offense, Fallen Arches, but if you were to do a weather spell, what with your spelling and diction, you'd probably end up more doing a 'whether' spell, and why would Alie want to know if the weather was whether or wherefore?
It would all be rather confusing, would it not?