[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

He won't be doing any such thing.
That was a plastic chair.

We do not want to hear about the bicycle seat you sit on while surfing the internets!!! PRAISE Jesus women in Freehold are not allowed to own such things.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Oh, do calm down, you insufferable woman. This is what happens when we allow deviants to run wild over our boards instead of banning them: Rachael Van Furtrading's realised that Allie's waterboarding will have resulted in Allie in a wet t-shirt, and now Rachael's poor abused husband is going to have to buy a new stainproof chair. I hope everyone's happy.

He won't be doing any such thing.
That was a plastic chair.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

During summer... I got a little too... Rowdy... Needed some cooling off, you might say.

Enough of this! You two's thespain banter is not welcome here by Jesus

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.

It's true. And you'll never get rid of me! MWUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!

The hose? When?

During summer... I got a little too... Rowdy... Needed some cooling off, you might say.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

If we ignore it, hell will go away. right.. right?

This is the state of denial in which all unsaved trash permanently exist. Sadly, it doesn't quite work like that. You can ignore Jesus as much as you like, but He won't go away, and He won't be ignoring what you do.

The hose? When?

Oh, do calm down, you insufferable woman. This is what happens when we allow deviants to run wild over our boards instead of banning them: Rachael Van Furtrading's realised that Allie's waterboarding will have resulted in Allie in a wet t-shirt, and now Rachael's poor abused husband is going to have to buy a new stainproof chair. I hope everyone's happy.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.

The hose? When?

[Enobarbus]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?

In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.

[Alexia]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

If we ignore it, it sure as hell will go away. right.. right?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Godly Landoverans but they continue to ignore my Satanic ramblings!

Of course we ignore you! You continue to ignore God, Jesus, the Bible, and our Godly pastors! If you're going to ignore all that's good, why should we pay attention to your evil babbling?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.

That's how I tried to explain it to your fellow Landovarians but they continue to ignore me. Could you tell them how to spell my name?

Remeber, kids!: If you added an n, Alie would be an alien; but as it stands, she's just a lie.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Of course. Its easy to remember, because everything you say is A LIE. A big fat stinking one at that.

Why not accept Jesus now?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it? Yeah... That's exactly what happened.

How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!

Of course not... It's extremely difficult to win a rebellion against something which doesn't exist.

ALie.

Congratulations, Pastor Zeke! You've finally learned how to spell my name!! You sir, get a gold star and a cookie!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.

Right. A false Christian "church" that has an alliance with satan. The ultimate liebral expression of God mockery.

Alliance "Christians" demand queer marriage and want to surrender our Godly nation to the mudslimes. They stand for the exact opposite of everything that Jesus and Landover Baptist Church represents!

You should be ashamed of yourself, ALie.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.

And what was that?
Did you realize that God actually demanded something from you; obedience!
And so you, like a rebellious brat, hated Him for it?

How is one supposed to take you silly pagans seriously?
You can't win a rebellion against God!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Immediate Prayers Needed

"You'd best have two of them drumsticks. They oh-so-tiny, and there's not much meat upon 'em." That's exactly it!

You sick cannibalistic monster! Were you raised Catholic or something?!

Indeed I was. Then I was an Alliance Christian. And then I woke up and saw the error of my ways; so now I'm Pagan.