Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

[TC Patriot]

The wages of sin do indeed lead to DEATH!

All her whoring and drinking caught up with her.

Dear Lord Jesus, let thy will be done. Almighty Father, eternal God, hear our prayers for Your daughter Farrah whom You have called from this life to Yourself. Grant her light, happiness, and peace. Let her pass in safety through the gates of death, and live forever with all You in the light You promised to Abraham and to all his descendants in faith. Guard her from all harm and on that great day of resurrection and reward raise her up with all Your children. Pardon her sins and give her eternal life in Your kingdom. We ask this through Christ our Lord. Amen.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Almighty Lord God And Guiding Light, let your will be done to these perverse hellbound sinning sickos!

In Jesus' name, I pray, AMEN!!!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Satan must be practically dying from his rich harvest today. But our Lord God has the last word: "Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shalt thou serve." It's Jesus who delivered "titty erection" Farrah Fawcett and Wacko Jacko unto Hell today, Praise His Holy name.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Praise Jesus it has been a Glorious day. God sent both Farah Fawcett AND Micheal Jackson into Satan's arms. SHOUT GLORY! Shout even MORE Glory that Ed McMahon's body hasn't even reached room temperature! Praise be to God!
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[James Hutchins]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Yup, there must be a line at the check in desk of Hell this week. Ed, Wacko and Farrah.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

This is truly a sign as was promised in Revelations.

The rapture cannot be far behind SHOUT GLORY !

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

It is no coincidence that Charlie's DEVIL Farrah Fawcett and eccentric child molester Michael Jackson are both smote from the earth on the same day.

Indeed the say of Judgement is coming. December 21, 2012 is inching closer to us, when the Landing of Spaceship Jesus commences. ANT KINGS AND INSECT OVERLORDS STAND UP AGAINST SPACESHIP JESUS BUT GET MELTED BY LASER BEAMS EMANATING FROM 74,000 LASERS.Soviet KGB MiG Fighters will bomb the earth and Lesbian Cannibal Barbecues will spring up around the world, herding children to their doom to become BABY BACK ribs for sick homosexual agenda cult.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

As always Brother you speak the truth. I have fashioned many spare helmets in anxious anticipation.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

SINNERS, LISTEN TO THIS!!!

You say that God is not a God of Wrath? You say He is not a God of Vengeance? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson were both sick, Godless, heathen sinners who justly deserved what they got! Right now Farrah's doing her Charlie's Angel pose and Michael's doing his moonwalk IN HELL!!!

If you are a sinner, learn from these people's mistakes! THEY SHUNNED GOD. They refused to follow the King James Bible. They did not accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and lived depraved, disgusting lives. Michael and Farrah both being struck down by the Lord on the same day is an example of his awesome power.

I shout Praise to the Lord for striking down his enemies. Brothers and sisters in Christ, we must REJOICE at the Good News that Sinners like Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson are roasting in Hell as we speak! The power of the Lord is almighty! PRAISE JESUS!!!!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Praise Jesus it has been a Glorious day. God sent both Farah Fawcett AND Micheal Jackson into Satan's arms. SHOUT GLORY! Shout even MORE Glory that Ed McMahon's body hasn't even reached room temperature! Praise be to God!
Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Ed was a fighter pilot in Korea. He sent a lot of yellow monkeys to their death. He was a Marine pilot. OOOOOO RAHHHH! The other two are toast for sure.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

Ed was a fighter pilot in Korea. He sent a lot of yellow monkeys to their death. He was a Marine pilot. OOOOOO RAHHHH! The other two are toast for sure.

Ed may have at one time been a hero, but he associated himself with the Satan lover, hell burning, Johnny Carson.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[TC Patriot]

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Ed may have at one time been a hero, but he associated himself with the Satan lover, hell burning, Johnny Carson.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

I did not know that. That Johnny was a a Satan lover. I bet Ed is in hell now shouting WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!! Johnny is ashes by now.

[madamimadam]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

You say that God is not a God of Wrath? You say He is not a God of Vengeance? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.

So I'm confused, you are saying that God is not loving and forgiving but hateful and spiteful?

So, what makes him better than the devil?

Surely a "man" of such wisdom would be above that, "he" would be far to good to be concerned with such pettiness.

You seem to seriously underrate the intelligence of the Lord and overrate how much you "he" gives a shit about individuals.

"He" would have to be far too occupied by real matters.

Plus, why is it just the way it is when a devout christian dies but smite when a sinner dies? I guess the pope must be on the right hand of the devil because Mother Teresa had a heart attack when she saw him. God smite her for having a meeting with the devil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

So I'm confused, you are saying that God is not loving and forgiving but hateful and spiteful?

So, what makes him better than the devil?

Surely a "man" of such wisdom would be above that, "he" would be far to good to be concerned with such pettiness.

You seem to seriously underrate the intelligence of the Lord and overrate how much you "he" gives a shit about individuals.

"He" would have to be far too occupied by real matters.

Plus, why is it just the way it is when a devout christian dies but smite when a sinner dies? I guess the pope must be on the right hand of the devil because Mother Teresa had a heart attack when she saw him. God smite her for having a meeting with the devil.

The pope of rome is a mary worshiper and so not a Christian. Every pope that ever existed in in hell right now, along with "mother" Teresa, the Bombay slut.

If you had ever read the Holy Bible, you would know that God does in fact send most people to eternal damnation. Only True Christians(tm), those who have been Saved by the Grace of Jesus are going to be given the gift of eternal life in Heaven.

Take a look at THIS sermon on the subject.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

So I'm confused, you are saying that God is not loving and forgiving but hateful and spiteful?

He's both. If you ever pulled the shrink wrap off of your Bible, you could easily find out these things.

So, what makes him better than the devil?

He's God. God will win in the end; it says so in Revelation.

Surely a "man" of such wisdom would be above that, "he" would be far to good to be concerned with such pettiness.

You seem to seriously underrate the intelligence of the Lord and overrate how much you "he" gives a shit about individuals.

"He" would have to be far too occupied by real matters.

You seem to "know" an awful lot about what God would or would not do. When was your term as God?

Plus, why is it just the way it is when a devout christian dies but smite when a sinner dies? I guess the pope must be on the right hand of the devil because Mother Teresa had a heart attack when she saw him. God smite her for having a meeting with the devil.

You've made the common mistake of lumping True Christians™ in with Mary-hailing, statue-worshiping, bead-counting, ring-kissing, candle-lighting, death-cookie-munching, Bible-ignoring papists. We have no problem with the idea that his unholiness the pope is on the right hand of the devil; in fact, it's pretty much what we've been saying all along.