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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960
    #31
    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Miss Vavoline, you should know better than to even toy with the idea that the Papist invention of "purgatory" even exists! The Bible states that there's two places: Heaven and Hell, with nothing in between. Surely we can be certain that Farrah is roasting in Hell with Michael Jackson. In fact, I would wager she's probably giving him the third degree right now for stealing all her publicity!
    Mercy, I fogot myself Rev Osborne, don't know what I was thinkin. I suppose now I gots to take off that red string round my wrist that the Kabuki-est gave me down at the flea market last week.
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • Vavoline Johnson
        Mammy
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 960
        #32
        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

        Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
        I have to disagree. I don't think there is a hell! I mean, God loves EVERYONE in the whole wide world! I know the Bible says there's a hell, but God didn't REALLY mean it! Everyone goes to heaven! AMEN!
        If the learned men of da Landover say there is Hell who is you to argue?
        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #33
            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

            And now... Billy Mays has joined them both.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • MJFG****
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 2
                #34
                Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                Michael forever!

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                  • Brother Lazarus
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1062
                    #35
                    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                    Originally posted by MJFG**** View Post
                    Michael forever!
                    Welcome to God's favorite forum!

                    Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements and then head on over to the intorduction forum and introduce yourself.

                    Thanks!

                    Yours in Christ
                    Brother Lazarus
                    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                      • Phalio
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2
                        #36
                        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                        I can't wait until you burn in hell, you and every single man and woman MOCKING the deaths of two beautiful people.

                        You call yourself a Christian?!

                        This has got to be some kind of sick joke.

                        Never in my life have I seen such disgusting disregard for human life. Human life like Michael Jackson's whose soul shines brighter than the burning flames of the underworld, which will burn your miserable body into the dirt it's not even worth.

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                          • Brother Lazarus
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 1062
                            #37
                            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                            Originally posted by Phalio View Post
                            I can't wait until you burn in hell, you and every single man and woman MOCKING the deaths of two beautiful people.

                            You call yourself a Christian?!

                            This has got to be some kind of sick joke.

                            Never in my life have I seen such disgusting disregard for human life. Human life like Michael Jackson's whose soul shines brighter than the burning flames of the underworld, which will burn your miserable body into the dirt it's not even worth.
                            Well that's a fine way to introduce yourself on God's favorite forum! Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements, especially the "noobs" thread, then you can post your introduction on the introduction forum. Please be polite and informative. Tell us where you go to church, how you found us, your favorite Bible verses etc.

                            Thanks!

                            Yours in Christ
                            Brother Lazarus
                            In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                              • Nurse Clampett
                                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 974
                                #38
                                Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                Originally posted by Phalio View Post
                                I can't wait until you burn in hell, you and every single man and woman MOCKING the deaths of two beautiful people.

                                You call yourself a Christian?!

                                This has got to be some kind of sick joke.

                                Never in my life have I seen such disgusting disregard for human life. Human life like Michael Jackson's whose soul shines brighter than the burning flames of the underworld, which will burn your miserable body into the dirt it's not even worth.
                                Well, MJ's soul was afire for young boys in this life.
                                Luke 5:31
                                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22877
                                    #39
                                    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                    Originally posted by Phalio View Post
                                    [...] Michael Jackson's whose soul shines brighter than the burning flames of the underworld, [...]
                                    That's bad news for him really - no chance of not catching Satan's eye...
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                      • Serenity-Millennium
                                        Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 472
                                        #40
                                        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                        Sinners often comfort themselves with this delusion. They are the ones we True Christians™ laugh at the hardest while they roast in hell.
                                        So why does the Bible say that God's anger lasts only a moment?

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #41
                                            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                            Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                                            So why does the Bible say that God's anger lasts only a moment?
                                            And how long is "a moment" to God? Hmm?
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Serenity-Millennium
                                                Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                                                Unsaved trash
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 472
                                                #42
                                                Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                                Not forever.

                                                Psalm 30:4-5 All you saints! Sing your hearts out to God!
                                                Thank him to his face!
                                                He gets angry once in a while, but across
                                                a lifetime there is only love.
                                                The nights of crying your eyes out
                                                give way to days of laughter.

                                                5For his anger endureth but a moment; in his favour is life: weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                                    That verse is addressing "saints" not perverts like Michael Jackson. Nice try.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Serenity-Millennium
                                                        Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 472
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                                        No, it's saying all are saints!

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                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78555
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                                            Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                                                            No, it's saying all are saints!
                                                            Watch it now girly-man. That's blasphemy!
                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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