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  • #16
    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

    Does this mean that I have to take down my Farrah poster?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Does this mean that I have to take down my Farrah poster?
      Nope. I am not taking down my MJ poster either.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        Originally posted by madamimadam
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        So, what makes him better than the devil?
        He's God. God will win in the end; it says so in Revelation.
        Oh, sorry, I understand now. So we follow God not because we admire "his" awesomeness and because he is good but because we want to be on the winning side and it doesn't matter whether "he" is good or evil.

        If Revelations had said that the devil would win, we would follow the devil.

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        • #19
          Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

          I've decided I want to pay tribute to Michael or Farrah at bedtime but I can't decide whether to Beat It or Fawcett

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          • #20
            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

            welcome to the forum. I will have to get on my knees and pray for my sniggering now, I'll pray for your soul too.

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            • #21
              Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

              You underestimate the wisdom of the lord. It is likely that Ed McMahon saw the light, repented and was saved before his death. Each of us are judged by the lord at the the end of life.

              I'm less optimistic about Farrah or Jacko... Jacko is probably going to spend eternity watching over the evil children's ward in the underworld.
              Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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              • #22
                Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                Well, here my take on it. We all knows Michael Jackson went straight to hell but it's my gut feelin dat poor ole Farrah, cause she was so pretty, got her-self into Regurgitory where da good Lawd is decidin what to do wif her.
                Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                • #23
                  Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                  Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
                  Well, here my take on it. We all knows Michael Jackson went straight to hell but it's my gut feelin dat poor ole Farrah, cause she was so pretty, got her-self into Regurgitory where da good Lawd is decidin what to do wif her.
                  Miss Vavoline, you should know better than to even toy with the idea that the Papist invention of "purgatory" even exists! The Bible states that there's two places: Heaven and Hell, with nothing in between. Surely we can be certain that Farrah is roasting in Hell with Michael Jackson. In fact, I would wager she's probably giving him the third degree right now for stealing all her publicity!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                    I have to disagree. I don't think there is a hell! I mean, God loves EVERYONE in the whole wide world! I know the Bible says there's a hell, but God didn't REALLY mean it! Everyone goes to heaven! AMEN!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                      Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                      I have to disagree. I don't think there is a hell! I mean, God loves EVERYONE in the whole wide world! I know the Bible says there's a hell, but God didn't REALLY mean it! Everyone goes to heaven! AMEN!
                      But the Holy Word of God say there is a hell.

                      Mark 9:43-48
                      ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #26
                        Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                        Yes, I know, but it also says Jesus will go out of His way to save the lost sheep! AMEN! I mean, the Bible can't contradict itself, so I must assume that there isn't a hell! It must have been a metaphor or something or other, yeah.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                          Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                          Yes, I know, but it also says Jesus will go out of His way to save the lost sheep! AMEN! I mean, the Bible can't contradict itself, so I must assume that there isn't a hell! It must have been a metaphor or something or other, yeah.
                          And where does the Bible say that some of God's Words are "metaphors or something?"

                          Jesus will offer Salvation to those who sincerely repent, not brazen whores like Farah Fawcett or perverted freaks like Michael Jackson.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #28
                            Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                            Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                            Yes, I know, but it also says Jesus will go out of His way to save the lost sheep! AMEN! I mean, the Bible can't contradict itself, so I must assume that there isn't a hell! It must have been a metaphor or something or other, yeah.
                            Just because Jesus will go out of his way to find a lost sheep doesn't negate the fact that there's a Hell. The point of the parable is that Christ is merciful and cares deeply about his flock (read: Those who have accepted Christ as Lord and Savior). It doesn't say anything that he will save everyone from Hell or that there is no Hell.

                            Having a careless attitude towards the Bible which you apparently reflect certainly wouldn't let you in within Christ's flock. All members of Christ's flock are True Christians(tm).

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              And where does the Bible say that some of God's Words are "metaphors or something?"

                              Jesus will offer Salvation to those who sincerely repent, not brazen whores like Farah Fawcett or perverted freaks like Michael Jackson.
                              You mean you really think God will send people to hell? But that's horrible! Why would Jesus, who I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE so much do that?! No, it can't be true, after all, God's anger lasts only a moment (Psalm 30:5)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Farrah Fawcett in Hell with Wacko Jacko Pray for Her Soul

                                Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                                You mean you really think God will send people to hell? But that's horrible! Why would Jesus, who I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE so much do that?! No, it can't be true, after all, God's anger lasts only a moment (Psalm 30:5)

                                Sinners often comfort themselves with this delusion. They are the ones we True Christians™ laugh at the hardest while they roast in hell.


                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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