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  • Prayforme
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    • Aug 2009
    • 7

    #1

    Pray for me!

    Today I blasphemy deleted for the first time EVER and I feel like scum, will all my dead realitives have been watching? Am I sinned forever now? Please! Pray for me guys. -Tony
    Last edited by Talitha; 08-06-2009, 07:58 AM. Reason: Used the word masturbate and spelt it wrong.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Pray for me!

    Originally posted by Prayforme View Post
    Today I blasphemy deleted for the first time EVER and I feel like scum, will all my dead realitives have been watching? Am I sinned forever now? Please! Pray for me guys. -Tony
    Friend, I do believe you are here just to mock us.
    Now, being a compassionate True Christian(tm) I believe in giving a second chance.
    Tell us why Jesus is your personal Lord and Savior.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Prayforme
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      • Aug 2009
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      #3
      Re: Pray for me!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Friend, I do believe you are here just to mock us.
      Now, being a compassionate True Christian™ I believe in giving a second chance.
      Tell us why Jesus is your personal Lord and Savior.
      Because he hates fags!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Pray for me!

        Originally posted by Prayforme View Post
        Because he hates fags!
        Well, yes, that's true. Just like any full-bloodied American Christian, he hates Fags.
        But being a True Christian(tm) means not just following one of HIS teachings but all of them.
        Friend, he gave us an all-inclusive Manual and Guide Book when he gave us The King James Holy Bible.
        There's more to hate in the world than just Homo's.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Prayforme
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          • Aug 2009
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Pray for me!

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Well, yes, that's true. Just like any full-bloodied American Christian, he hates Fags.
          But being a True Christian™ means not just following one of HIS teachings but all of them.
          Friend, he gave us an all-inclusive Manual and Guide Book when he gave us The King James Holy Bible.
          There's more to hate in the world than just Homo's.
          And Atheist twats!

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          • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
            Resident ex-satanist
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 488

            #6
            Re: Pray for me!

            Originally posted by Prayforme View Post
            And Atheist twats!
            And little children that sneak onto the interwebs after bedtime! I suggest you go back to sleep child, but not before you pray to Jesus to forgive you for disobeying your parents.
            Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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            • Fallout3Loser
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2009
              • 4

              #7
              Re: Pray for me!

              [QUOTE=Talitha;377066There's more to hate in the world than just Homo's.[/QUOTE]

              Didn't God say "Love everyone."? I do believe he did...

              Also, homo's shouldn't have an apostrophe. It's just homos.

              And BTW, God loves us all, he doesn't hate anyone.
              Ironically, the kid who believes in satanic video games is the one who understands basic principles better.

              Sit up on your high horse all you want ma'am. Compassion is received by those who give it. Maybe the gays that honestly want to be back in to faith are scared of rejoining it because of people like you. Always trolling them about their past. The past is the past bro, you can't change it.

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              • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                Resident ex-satanist
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 488

                #8
                Re: Pray for me!

                Originally posted by Fallout3Wins View Post
                Didn't God say "Love everyone."? I do believe he did...
                Chapter and verse please...
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • Talitha
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                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2026
                  • 15118

                  #9
                  Re: Pray for me!

                  Originally posted by Fallout3Wins View Post
                  Didn't God say "Love everyone."? I do believe he did...

                  Also, homo's shouldn't have an apostrophe. It's just homos.

                  And BTW, God loves us all, he doesn't hate anyone.
                  Chapter and Verse from the Bible please or it never happened.

                  By the way, Homos is an Egyptian Soccer player.

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Pray for me!

                    News update! Not only are there not any verses where God says he loves everyone, there are verses that show God does hate some people! This throws "everyone" out the window.

                    Psalm 5:5-6 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
                    Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

                    Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Miss April
                      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 685

                      #11
                      Re: Pray for me!

                      Tony I Thought so to that you were only here to Mock us but maybe your not So I will be parying for you But I don't think you have Accepted Jesus yet So What you should do is Get down on your knees and Tell Wonderful Lord Jesus your a Dirty Sinner that needs his Amazing forgiveness and ask him to came into your messed up life Trust me it will be the best thing you have ever done I hope you do this God bless you

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                      • lessthan
                        Unsaved trash, pathetic teenage Godmocker
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Pray for me!

                        Originally posted by Prayforme View Post
                        Today I blasphemy deleted for the first time EVER and I feel like scum, will all my dead realitives have been watching? Am I sinned forever now? Please! Pray for me guys. -Tony
                        umm..listen honey
                        guys need to jack off....trust me...i'm not being rude
                        but it's like us having our periods and not being able to eat a pickle
                        or what ever the fuck you crave when you're pmsing

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                        • Miss April
                          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 685

                          #13
                          Re: Pray for me!

                          Originally posted by lestat View Post
                          umm..listen honey
                          guys need to jack off....trust me...i'm not being rude
                          but it's like us having our periods and not being able to eat a pickle
                          or what ever the piffle you crave when you're pmsing

                          Were you talking to me? if so don't you call me Honey I'm not your wife That's sick Watch your mouth this is a Family Forum We did not need to know that Listen here you Sick Troll Men Don't need to do that There are Steps for over coming it Just read this http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20129 You need Jesus Friend he Can help you stop your Dirty ways

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                          • lessthan
                            Unsaved trash, pathetic teenage Godmocker
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6

                            #14
                            Re: Pray for me!

                            sorry i don't think that was meant for you

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                            • Miss April
                              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 685

                              #15
                              Re: Pray for me!

                              Originally posted by lestat View Post
                              sorry i don't think that was meant for you
                              Then I'm very Sorry but why are you really here?

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