Pray For Glenn Beck

[TC Patriot]

I know that Glenn Beck is a Mormon but I get the feeling he is on the verge of shedding his magic underwear and Joseph Smith worship. Satan works overtime when he thinks someone is about to become a True Christian. I suspect Glenn Beck is an almost True Christian because if he were a True Christian he would vanquish the lies of the agents of Satan much like our own Wash O'Hanley does.

A liberal lesbean harlot called Glenn who is trying so hard to do the Godly thing.

The Liebrul media is spinning this for all it is worth.

I am going to defend almost Godly Glenn and I am going to pray that he becomes a True Christian because he has so much True Christian potential.

Glenn's rebuke of the harlot that called him perhaps could have been a bit smoother but I saw glimpses of the Holy Spirit shining through when he shouted, "get off my phone!!!!!" I hope he broke that harlot's ear drum.

[WWJDnow]

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Glenn would certainly be a good get for the Lord, given his prominence as a commentator at GNN (Godless News Network, the real name of CNN) and his correct views on such pressing religious issues as child pornography and marginal federal income tax rates.

I have to wonder, though, whether a guy as handsome as he is might not lean just a little to the queer side. After all, he is named Glenn, and that's about as gay a name as a man can have except for Chad or Brett. Anyone out there have an opinion?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Bruce is also a really gay name, far gayer than Glenn in my opinion. Interestingly, if he spelled it with only one 'n' it would be far less gay.

Just look:

Glenn

and

Glen

See what I mean?

[Larry Lee]

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Bruce is also a really gay name, far gayer than Glenn in my opinion. Interestingly, if he spelled it with only one 'n' it would be far less gay.

Just look:

Glenn

and

Glen

See what I mean?

Say it LOUD, brother, but first, see what you think of this. A repeated finial consonant doesn't always confer homersexuality to a man's name. Sometimes, it's just the opposite: A single finial consonant signifies homer tendencies, but the repeated consonant does not

Just look:

Tod

and

Todd

See what I mean?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I can't help but wonder if Glenn (or is it Glenda?) has something he'd like to tell us all...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Say it LOUD, brother, but first, see what you think of this. A repeated finial consonant doesn't always confer homersexuality to a man's name. Sometimes, it's just the opposite: A single finial consonant signifies homer tendencies, but the repeated consonant does not

Just look:

Tod

and

Todd

See what I mean?

You're right as usual Brother Larry. Tod is extremely gay where Todd has only the slightest queer feel to it. Names like these are why True Christian™ parents must be extremely careful not only in choosing the correct, manly name their baby boys, but in how they spell those names as well. The wrong name or name spelling can turn a young boy gay as easily as brightly colored clothes or sports like soccer, figure skating, or professional cycling!

I can't help but wonder if Glenn (or is it Glenda?) has something he'd like to tell us all...

Ah, the wisdom of Edward D. Wood, Jr. He was truly ahead of his time in pointing out the folly of the homersexual lifestyle choice. His genius has been misunderstood by the secular critical community for years. Did you know that a Baptist church funded his Magnum Opus Plan 9 From Outer Space? Baptists know talent when they see it!

Thank you for posting that Pastor. And I do believe you may be right about "Mr" Beck. He is awfully emotional, a clear sign of homersexual tendencies if not outright queerness.







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[Wash O'Hanley]

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I'm really worried that Glenn may be losing his mind. I went over to his house this weekend and he was digging a mote around his house to be filled with his tears in order to keep "the bad people out."

[Levi Jones]

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Glenn would certainly be a good get for the Lord, given his prominence as a commentator at GNN (Godless News Network, the real name of CNN) and his correct views on such pressing religious issues as child pornography and marginal federal income tax rates.

I have to wonder, though, whether a guy as handsome as he is might not lean just a little to the queer side. After all, he is named Glenn, and that's about as gay a name as a man can have except for Chad or Brett. Anyone out there have an opinion?

Glenn is over at Godly Fox News now. I'm sure you have been too busy reading the KJV1611 to worry be overly concerned for God's Own Party.

[TC Patriot]

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He does cry a lot and he is sooooooooooooo sensitive. Glenn Beck is girly and gay acting. That scream at the end though righteous was girly. Maybe Glenn is a sweet boy. Real men don't cry. When I see a man cry I want to slap them the way General Patton would slap sissies. Still I will pray for Glenn.

[Levi Jones]

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I am confused. How can anyone that Republican be a sissy? I mean, we expect that sort of depravity from demoncraps like Barney Frank and Larry Craig, but Beck?

[TC Patriot]

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I am confused. How can anyone that Republican be a sissy? I mean, we expect that sort of depravity from demoncraps like Barney Frank and Larry Craig, but Beck?

Beck could be a closet sissy and a RINO. He's probably fighting his homersexual and demoncrat leanings. There is now doubt that Satan has a grip on him. Wash has been counseling him. Glenn needs Jesus but the Satanic grip of Mormonism and his unmanly tendencies are really tormenting him. He may lose his battle with Satan and become a demoncrat and marry Barney Fag. Time will tell.

[Levi Jones]

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These are definitely not manly tears (not that there is any such thing).



I wonder if he back on the sauce and the Bolivian marching powder.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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The magic underwear concern is topmost for me.

And as a convert(!!!) to Mor(m)onism, I am especially suspicious of Beck. Not choosing the obvious Landoverian Baptist path tells us volumes about Beck's true character.

Regarding the crying, his years of substance abuse may have caused some damage in his prefrontal brain lobes. I don't recall how long he has been sober, but if it is more than a few years, sadly, I suspect the brain damage could well be permanent.

Glenn Beck, I suspect, was in a subclass of abusers, the ones who self medicate. This leads to the question, what's wrong with Glenn that he himself has such difficulties ??

[Bobby-Joe]

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These are definitely not manly tears (not that there is any such thing).

I wonder if he back on the sauce and the Bolivian marching powder.

Men don't cry, that is just a simple fact. Glenny is a homer.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm really worried that Glenn may be losing his mind. I went over to his house this weekend and he was digging a mote around his house to be filled with his tears in order to keep "the bad people out."

That shouldn't take long to fill, at his rate.

He's the most obnoxious little crybaby on the air. Ann Coulter should take him by the <censored> and force him to man up, like her!