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  • GLORYless troll
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2009
    • 23

    #16
    Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    We are as serious as the burning flames of hell.
    So you're kidding, I take it?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

      Originally posted by GLORYless troll View Post
      So you're kidding, I take it?
      You think the eternal lake of fire is some kind of joke? Boy, you are one sick, twisted heathen.



      Matthew 22:13
      Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

      Matthew 25:41, 46
      Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels. ... And these shall go away into everlasting punishment.

      Mark 9:43-48
      ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
        It is best to leave the smiting of the retardeds to God, because when they are wounded, they become crazed monsters with the strength of ten unhurt retardeds. And you all know how strong a regular window licker is!

        Here is video of a dangerous retard, and even at this young age, notice how the mother has learned to stay clear of the little abomination while it is in berserker mode.

        She should have walked over and smacked that little demon upside the head with her KJV1611 Bible. THAT would have shut that little tard up.
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        • Miss April
          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 685

          #19
          Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

          Originally posted by GLORYless troll View Post
          So you're kidding, I take it?
          Fool of course he is not Kidding do you think Hell in going to be Fun? Well guess again it won't be Now why are you here?

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          • SA Child of God
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2009
            • 49

            #20
            Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

            Here's a radical idea... How about we rather pray for him to repent his sins and see his erroneous ways and to be saved by our Lord Jesus Christ who died for ALL our sins...? Is that not more befitting to a Christian than wishing him dead and damning him to hell??

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #21
              Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

              Originally posted by SA Child of God View Post
              Here's a radical idea... How about we rather pray for him to repent his sins and see his erroneous ways and to be saved by our Lord Jesus Christ who died for ALL our sins...? Is that not more befitting to a Christian than wishing him dead and damning him to hell??
              You could have gone here and introduced yourself and asked your question about this thread.

              Then, there's your method of crashing into a site and going on the attack. It's probably less effective, but certainly more entertaining.

              The answer to the question you seek is found in Leviticus 21:18-24

              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
              Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
              No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
              He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
              Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
              And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.


              We follow every word.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • SA Child of God
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2009
                • 49

                #22
                Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                Thanks - I will be sure to go introduce myself - sorry for crashing...

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #23
                  Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                  Originally posted by SA Child of God View Post
                  Thanks - I will be sure to go introduce myself - sorry for crashing...
                  PLEASE tell me you are female...

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • SA Child of God
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 49

                    #24
                    Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    PLEASE tell me you are female...
                    Yes Rev, I am female... not sure of the relevance though?

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #25
                      Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                      Because if you used the "lovey" smiley towards another man, that would be strong evidence you are a homosexual.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • SA Child of God
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 49

                        #26
                        Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                        Oh, off course...
                        I was looking for the blushing smiley - found it now...

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                          TRAP FOR SATAN ALERT! TRAP FOR SATAN ALERT!
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • SA Child of God
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 49

                            #28
                            Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            TRAP FOR SATAN ALERT! TRAP FOR SATAN ALERT!
                            Hahaha - that's funny Levi...

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #29
                              Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                              Originally posted by SA Child of God View Post
                              Hahaha - that's funny Levi...

                              Nothing funny about Satan.

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                              • SA Child of God
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 49

                                #30
                                Re: Pray for this RETARD to die!

                                Originally posted by angels View Post
                                Nothing funny about Satan.
                                I'm still trying to figure out what set this Satan Trap off? I am Child of God. I know this, God knows this, and anyone who knows me knows this... Someone please explain what is happening here, as I am at a complete loss?

                                And Angels - I never said there was anything funny about satan... I thought Levi was joking, as I am not aware of what I could have possibly said or done to set off such an alarm... bit extreme when you don't know a person...

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