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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: Voyage to the Unknown

    I certainly hope that the Star Finder accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and Savior before his untimely demise. I would hate to see him roasted along with Saddam Hussein and Patrick Swayze.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • David de Rothschild
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2010
      • 15

      #32
      Re: Voyage to the Unknown

      He did accept God into his shriveled heart.. but not the faalseo xtian God.

      Let's just say he saw the "light."

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      • landoverlover
        Also loves Jesus and America
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 828

        #33
        Re: Voyage to the Unknown

        Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
        Sorry, but I'm an enviromentally-conscious, forward-thinking, socially-responsible lesbian. We only use natural products during playtime like bananas, cucumbers, and the like. Also, we do not focus so much on penetration as it is reminiscient of heterosexuality, so instead most of our play is done orally.
        How dare you? Plastic is the essential component of Christian western civilization, including the building blocks of our God-fearing personalities. You blaspheme, which negates all your hotness.
        Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

        2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



        King James Bible v1611

        Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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        • David de Rothschild
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 15

          #34
          Re: Voyage to the Unknown

          I should also mention that he told me he had some relatives in SEDRO-WOOLLEY, Washington State and that maybe that might want to join your church



          although I don't see what that has to do with that poor soul.

          after all, none of these people are David de Rothschild because I am David de Rothschild that that is all that is important.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #35
            Re: Voyage to the Unknown

            Originally posted by David de Rothschild View Post
            I should also mention that he told me he had some relatives in SEDRO-WOOLLEY, Washington State and that maybe that might want to join your church



            although I don't see what that has to do with that poor soul.

            after all, none of these people are David de Rothschild because I am David de Rothschild that that is all that is important.
            HA, you important. I think not you blasphemer.

            Isaiah 32:6 For the vile person will speak villany, and his heart will work iniquity, to practise hypocrisy, and to utter error against the LORD, to make empty the soul of the hungry, and he will cause the drink of the thirsty to fail.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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