[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Listen woman, if your such a bum as you make yourself out to be, then how are you paying for Internet service!? And why are you bothering us on GOD's FAVORITE FORUM instead of moving your lazy tush and getting some work done for a change? Show some backbone woman and work for your LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS H. CHRIST.

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

You should reconsider. They have grammar and spelling classes.

Yes,but I'm learning that from this web site as well.

[Star Finder]

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Thanks for the generous offer but seeing how I'm not a christain than I shouldn't partake in any of the activites.

You should reconsider. They have grammar and spelling classes.

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose

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And just what do you mean by this?

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Kooki,

I have figured out a way for you to save both yourself and your son.

If you consent to perform in producing some educational materials, I'm sure I can work out a method for you to pay tithes to LBC. LBC is always looking for good video material that explains the teachings of the bible.

If you would consent to appear in a video showing the joys of Proverbs 13:24 then I'm sure I can work out some arrangement with the Pastors. I have all the equipment we will need. I will, of course, take care of all expenses except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose.

Please consider this generous offer.

SF

Thanks for the generous offer but seeing how I'm not a christain than I shouldn't partake in any of the activites.

[Star Finder]

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Kooki,

I have figured out a way for you to save both yourself and your son.

If you consent to perform in producing some educational materials, I'm sure I can work out a method for you to pay tithes to LBC. LBC is always looking for good video material that explains the teachings of the bible.

If you would consent to appear in a video showing the joys of Proverbs 13:24 then I'm sure I can work out some arrangement with the Pastors. I have all the equipment we will need. I will, of course, take care of all expenses except for various production f'ees and I retain ownership of the videos and have the right to license your and your son's likeness for any purpose.

Please consider this generous offer.

SF

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Thumper, I am sorry I was so rude to you.Please forgive me.

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

See? Already it doesn't seem so bad. Hot water's pretty much a luxury, I'm sure you can go with out. And as for going without food, well, there are some people in this world who are desparate to lose weight, so just think how lucky you are.

Why should she tithe extra? She's not the one with the kid that God hates.

I could do without the hot water but I won't let my son go without food. And I do know how lucky I am.

I didn't mean she should and I do owe her an appology,though. And I won't say it.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Selfish mother,huh, well i guess someone who's rich wouldn't know what its like to have no money or to work hard to keep a roof over ones head. There no demons in my son at all. If your that worried that there is than being a tc like you are wouldn't the decent thing to do is tithle a little extra this week.

First of all, you does not need to be throwin' accusations up at my homegirl here. You is all up in the kool-aid and you don't even know the flavah! Mmmmhmmm! It be true that Sista Thumpa do have some nice things up in her house, such as her Dolce & Gabbana coat made from them clubbeded baby seals (which she have only wore once). But that do not mean she be so-called "rich". That mean the Lord have blessed her, and you need to stop gettin' all jealous and bitter up in here about it. If you had followed the LORD as He command, the blessings would start comin' in. Look at me, I haven't even been a True Christian™ for that long and the Lord have already sent me a wealthy ex-joo husband! It ain't gonna be long till I's gonna be high class up in here! Instead of Kraft macaroni and cheese, I'mma be orderin' my macaroni and cheese from that place where you haves to have a fancy dress on just to get in the do'. PRAAAISE!

So you see, the Lord do bless those that put they faith in Him. You can try to make excuses and say "I can't afford this and that", but the Lord require an act of FAITH to know that you put yo trust in Him. (Genesis 22:1-18) So if you wants blessings, put yo trust in the Lord and His Word and tithe to His Church, and if you can't afford to do that, then it be all the more reason to do it, because it show yo faith. And all Sista Thumpa be concernded about be them debbils up in yo son's booty. If you and yo son got Saved©, then them debbils would shoot out of his booty and fly into some pigs, then them pigs would drown theyselves and the debbils would go back to Hell where they belong! (Mark 5:1-15) Why you gonna hate on this nice lady just because she bein' compassionate and tryin'a help you and yo chile?

[Brother Temperance]

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Bills is more than just rent I know. If I don't buy food we starve, don't pay the eltric we have no hot water,ect...

See? Already it doesn't seem so bad. Hot water's pretty much a luxury, I'm sure you can go with out. And as for going without food, well, there are some people in this world who are desparate to lose weight, so just think how lucky you are.

Selfish mother,huh, well i guess someone who's rich wouldn't know what its like to have no money or to work hard to keep a roof over ones head. There no demons in my son at all. If your that worried that there is than being a tc like you are wouldn't the decent thing to do is tithle a little extra this week.

Why should she tithe extra? She's not the one with the kid that God hates.

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Amen Brother T,

And, my, what a selfish Mother. She is willing to let demons infest her son's colon instead of tithing to GOD'S Favorite Church. Afterall, it IS the only way to rid him of the demons gnawing at his colon while he sleeps, tearing away at his intestines.

When your demonized son becomes the next Charles Manson, don't say we didn't warn you!

Concerned, Sister Thumper

Selfish mother,huh, well i guess someone who's rich wouldn't know what its like to have no money or to work hard to keep a roof over ones head. There no demons in my son at all. If your that worried that there is than being a tc like you are wouldn't the decent thing to do is tithle a little extra this week.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Don't overreact. I said "bills", not "rent". And why should keeping a roof over your heads come before keeping your soul out of Hell, anyway?

Amen Brother T,

And, my, what a selfish Mother. She is willing to let demons infest her son's colon instead of tithing to GOD'S Favorite Church. Afterall, it IS the only way to rid him of the demons gnawing at his colon while he sleeps, tearing away at his intestines.

When your demonized son becomes the next Charles Manson, don't say we didn't warn you!

Concerned, Sister Thumper

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

inner piece n healing spell if thats ok

Thats fine, I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a protive spell. Those ones can backfire on you.

[Fallen Angel]

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

He is doing better thanks. What kind of spell?

inner piece n healing spell if thats ok

Re: This is not for me but for my son.

Don't overreact. I said "bills", not "rent". And why should keeping a roof over your heads come before keeping your soul out of Hell, anyway?

Bills is more than just rent I know. If I don't buy food we starve, don't pay the eltric we have no hot water,ect... I don't beleive there is a hell, however keeping us off the streets is more imporant right than giving money away to someone who seems to have plenty of it.