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  • #31
    Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

    I heartily apologize Reverend. I came here expecting to find wonderful people living a wholesome Christian existence. And I have. I guess that it is my ardency to bring heathens and witches into the teachings of our lord that I was too quick in calling this witch a sister. I promise, dear Reverend, that I won't make that mistake again. Praise GOD!!!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Witches aren't our "sisters". Maybe for you, but not for us where we True Christians™ are commanded to seperate ourselves from evil, unclean people.

    Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

    2nd Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.
    "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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    • #32
      Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

      I admire the evangelical drive in you, young lady, but do not be quick to jump the gun. A witch cannot be a sister until after she has repented her evil lifestyle and embraced Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior. I just want you to be careful about getting friendly with those you are trying to witness to.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • #33
        Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

        Amen, reverend. I will keep it straight and narrow.
        "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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        • #34
          Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          It would appear, WW, that responses here have ranged from moral support and prayers all the way to something less than pleasant.

          My response is somewhere in the middle since I don't really understand "girly" things.

          Here, I'm talking about being a visual learner. Do you have any pictures of what's going on?

          Not X-rays since I don't read blueprints all that well.

          I'm thinking the built-in camera on your cell phone would probably do - but only if it has high resolution capabilities. Better yet, if you have a really nice digital single lens reflex camera - say on the order of a Nikon.

          Best of all, of course, would be a high-res video tour of your nether regions. The video could have a narration with a nice voice - and here I'm thinking of the black fella, Morgan Freeman.

          Now I'm not asking that you post it out on You Tube. You can just send it to me in a PM. I'd then examine it closely, using slo-mo in the good spots.

          After a careful analysis of what's going on, I can then jump into this thread and give you the support you need. Or not.
          WOAH!!! Perverted or whaaaat? This guy is messed up. Another one for your [tasteless noun, masquerading as an adjective, deleted] bank, eh mister?
          Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 11-23-2009, 11:22 PM. Reason: removal of filth
          Whosoever believeth not in God shall perish. http://www.godhatestheworld.com/common/html/john316.html

          Leviticus 20:23 - Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I [GOD] abhorred them.
          Psalm 5:5 - The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou [GOD] hatest all workers of iniquity.
          Psalm 11:5 - The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
          Proverbs 6:16, 19 - These six things doth the LORD hate ... A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
          Hosea 9:15 - I [GOD] hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.
          Malachi 1:3 And I[GOD] hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
          Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I[GOD] hated.

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          • #35
            Re: WARNING: Unrepentent Hussy Wants Prayers - AGAIN (Beware grap

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            All right everybody, today's the day: in another two hours, I'll be unconscious and under a scalpel. I can't thank you all enough for your prayers and support, it means a lot to me. Thanks be, this issue will all be over soon.
            No activity whatsoever from this member since this post over a month ago.

            She must have had a ladybit attack during the operation and died on the table. Yet another victim of Canadian 'health care'. I guess socialized medicine can't be all bad if it does not suffer a witch to live.

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