[SASF]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

I can appreciate your reaching out to a Sister in Christ; but isn't there a danger that too much wine may lead Sister M&M to enjoy her seeding?

True Brother. In my womanly way I had not thought the matter right through. Perhaps a solution would be for the Sister to drink until she is semi-comatose and then she will scarcely know what's happened. Perhaps the Landover doctors could help in formulating a mixture of substances that will render someone semi- or completely unconcious without causing any other harm.

This would make seeding new warriors for Christ simpler for both the husband and the wife. She would be spared the embarrassment, pain, and discomfort of the whole messy business, and the husband will be able to concentrate on releasing his seed without having a wriggling or moaning from his poor wife distracting him.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

Oh no! Lips that touch wine shall never touch mine! After all those years thinking I was drinking the blood of Jesus, I don't go near the stuff anymore in case it causes me to backslide.
And thank you for your concern, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, doesn't have to worry about moaning or wriggling. I assure you I spent the entire time motionless and the only sounds were weeping and praying to Jesus.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

There's always Valium or Librium!

[Deaner]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

True Brother. In my womanly way I had not thought the matter right through. Perhaps a solution would be for the Sister to drink until she is semi-comatose and then she will scarcely know what's happened. Perhaps the Landover doctors could help in formulating a mixture of substances that will render someone semi- or completely unconcious without causing any other harm.

This would make seeding new warriors for Christ simpler for both the husband and the wife. She would be spared the embarrassment, pain, and discomfort of the whole messy business, and the husband will be able to concentrate on releasing his seed without having a wriggling or moaning from his poor wife distracting him.

Those are some great suggestions Sister. We must always keep in mind that if the Good Lord found any pleasure whatsoever in a woman's hoo-haw we wouldn't have had the Virgin Birth.

[SASF]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

Oh no! Lips that touch wine shall never touch mine! After all those years thinking I was drinking the blood of Jesus, I don't go near the stuff anymore in case it causes me to backslide.
And thank you for your concern, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, doesn't have to worry about moaning or wriggling. I assure you I spent the entire time motionless and the only sounds were weeping and praying to Jesus.

Oh, dear. Well the wine is out.

By a mixture of substances I meant, as Brother OYK has suggested, some medications of a sedating nature. Barbituates even, or if they are considered too risky some more modern hypnotic or tranquillizing substances -- a large dose of the more potent benzodiazapams (I believe that valium and librium are in this class).

Yes! I have just remembered that these benzodiazapams are not only used for their tranquillizing and hypnotic affects (if I have the terms correct), but as muscle relaxants too. Ideal!

Not only would a wife be put into a deep sleep by a large dose of them, but she would be very relaxed too.

Even the weeping and praying could be distraction to a husband who likely to be quite rightly irritated by this -- the weeping anyway, but the wife's complete relaxation would be useful.

Then of course there are many anesthetics that could also be used...

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

Just not too large a dose, Sister M&Ms!

You won't be able to raise many Christian soldiers for Jesus if you don't wake up!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

Even the weeping and praying could be distraction to a husband who likely to be quite rightly irritated by this -- the weeping anyway, but the wife's complete relaxation would be useful.

Not my dear husband, Mr. Whitford. Much of the weeping and praying was his too, so we are perfectly matched in this regard! Thankfully a picture of Jesus we have over our bed helped give my husband the fortitude to go on!

Just not too large a dose, Sister M&Ms!

You won't be able to raise many Christian soldiers for Jesus if you don't wake up!

No, but I would be with Jesus, so it could well be a risk worth taking.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

One the one and only time my late wife Bernice and I engaged in the "Biblical knowledge" of each other, she told me she was going to her "happy place" and I didn't hear a peep from her for the next few minutes, which was quite enough time to accomplish the goal Jesus had set for us. I wish I could share more about how she did that, but unfortunately she was called back to the Lord shortly after my daughter Stacy was born.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please pray that knowing my husband "took"...

Oh dear! I come out of my prayer closet to check on the status of prayers only to see the thread degenerate to this? Shame on you, Van Hell'stramp! The only thing my dear husband, Mr. Joseph Whitford, was eager about was having the opportunity to help create another little Solder for Christ!

Sweet merciful crawdads, I was only trying to help. The 'seeding', as you all call it, shouldn't be an unpleasant experience.

One of the blessings of being married to an ex-gay is that he knows what dark roads sex addiction can lead down, so he works harder than any True Christian man I know of to ensure he has to do it as rarely as possible.

How do you know he's ex-gay, seeing as he went for the exit rather than the entry?