[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

Good Lord pastor Zeke do you have it on really reliable authority that is what happens in womans' prisons?

We pastors are tireless in our efforts. We screen and study both commercial and closed circuit video.


Sweet Jesus the things I've seen....

[Lunadea]

Re: Pray for Paris

We pastors are tireless in our efforts. We screen and study both commercial and closed circuit video.


Sweet Jesus the things I've seen....

What a task you religious people have.

PS Please Don't Tell Mrs Thingme that I asked, she'll pretend to misunderstand.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Paris

We pastors are tireless in our efforts. We screen and study both commercial and closed circuit video.


Sweet Jesus the things I've seen....

I'm sure that such perilous and tiring work must force you to work into the most ungodly hours of the night.

[Lunadea]

Re: Pray for Paris

I read plenty of Harry Potter. And I know how the new book ends. Want me to tell you? Let me give you a hint....Harry Potter has to (blank) in order to (blank) in his confrontation with Voldemort.
As for it being 'as true as wiccan/pagan stuff', that's only your opinion. And seeing as you aren't omniscient yourself it remains purely that, your opinion only.


You sure seem obsessed with women. I take it you bat for your own team, then?

Actually its all over the Internet how the new book ends. Hermione is supposed to get killed protecting Ron in one rumour.

But my friend has a friend whose mom numbered the pages on the recycled paper for the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book and I know that it ends with Ron, Harry and Ginny eating onion rings at a diner and wondering what's happened to Hermione who's trying to parallel park outside.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pray for Paris

Actually its all over the Internet how the new book ends. Hermione is supposed to get killed protecting Ron in one rumour.

Apparently, on News.com, Ms Rowling did/could not deny certain rumors...

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Nonsense! The system works perfectly. Lewis Libby and Paris Hilton are free, as they should be - what more could you possibly wish for (other than the pardoning of David Berkowitz, but I'm sure that'll come sooner or later)? I suppose if you had your way, Julius Rosenberg and Leonard Peltier would be walking the streets, the MOVE house would never have been bombed, and Paris would have been given the chair. I'll never understand you bigots.

You already have the Devil, Charley Manson, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, isn't that enough in the way of famous spokespeople?

As has been pointed out numerous times, you must be severely under-developed if you still think of yourself as a child at 17. Paedophilia (I'm using the British spelling here, before you say anything) is when a Mahommedan violates a 9-year-old girl for Allah, or when a miniature harlot like that little McCann girl catches the eye of a roving dago (are there any terms specifically used for the Portugese? I can't think of any off the top of my head, so perhaps they just have to share their slurs with the rest of the Iberian Peninsula.) If a smart-alecky 17-year-old like you gets the fiery buggery you deserve, or a Catholic schoolgirl decides to sell herself to a passing JEW in order to raise money for cigarettes and rosaries, that's just a normal part of life, as GOD intended. Why, in Canada it's legal for a 14-year-old to be penetrated by up to a dozen Frenchmen at a time, so think about that before you try backsassing God's Chosen again.

Yes, you can ignore her for now. In the next life, when you're recieving your eternal dose of brimstone and buggery, while Sister Lateefah (if she turns out to have a soul) is receiving the Glorious Reward of shining our shoes, picking our cotton, and serving us mint juleps for eternity, she will be given a brief break once every few decades to mock your anguish at fear, and I dare say you'll find her a good deal harder to ignore her then, sonny Jim.
Very much indeed. We are absolutely dedicated to doing the will of the Almighty God, and to persecuting all those who do not follow His Commands! Praise!

Yes I know it wasn't pedophilia or Paedophilia if you'd prefer. I just felt like screwing with him. After all if someone says they're gonna enjoy watching me be raped, I believe I'm entitled to mess with them a bit in retaliation. Eye for an eye after all, though I actually didn't take an eye back, I just threw dirt in it.

And as far as ignoring her while in hell, I believe it would still be easy. After all, going through X torture would probably be the only thing on ones mind while it was happening, and not the jeering of some body floating on a cloud.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for Paris

I think Hilton is lying in the eyes of the lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

I think Hilton is lying in the eyes of the lord.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

You are unsaved trash, and so not fit to judge anyone.

Please make a post in the "introductions" thread and tell us all about yourself, deathboy.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for Paris

Unsaved trash? Be more clear please.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Paris

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

You are unsaved trash, and so not fit to judge anyone.

Please make a post in the "introductions" thread and tell us all about yourself, deathboy.

And I'm sure you follow that law of god right to the letter.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for Paris

lol you! heh

Pastor, you are yet to answer my question.

Deathboy? I think not.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

lol you! heh

Pastor, you are yet to answer my question.

Deathboy? I think not.

Angelique, you are a God mocker. Pure and simple!

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for Paris

Your a very nasty piece of work, you know that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Paris

Your a very nasty piece of work, you know that?

You come in here lying to us under false pretenses, and you accuse ME of being nasty?

God will not be mocked, Angelina.

[Homertard]

Re: Pray for Paris

How have I lied, Pastor?