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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #61
    Re: Pray for Paris

    Originally posted by GuessImHellbound View Post
    Please, stop me from laughing so hard. None of you addressed what I said originally, and it seems to prove it. You are fooled so easily by this spoiled brat when she poses with The Bible. I respect YOUR beliefs, but please, don't be blinded so ridiculously. Paris Hilton, is NOT a hard worker, she did not earn her place. I don't think she is beautiful, but that whole idea is in the eye of the beholder. Now TALENTED is a load of crap, unless you mean she makes 'videos' and gets her name all over the place, in that case, sure. Smart... wow... I guess I'll give her props for using The Bible to sway people like you all, but in general, don't make me laugh
    All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum, and this post proves it.

    So does that hateful video you linked to.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #62
      Re: Pray for Paris

      Originally posted by GuessImHellbound View Post
      I was on myspace and one of my friends posted this video.

      Here's the link: http://www.break.com/index/go-away-paris-hilton.html
      That is a vile video, but did I hear 50 million or 50 billion? Have we made Paris an honorary member of LBC yet? HOPEFUL GLENDORA

      PS Paris if you're reading this, we love you!
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • YesImHellbound
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 45

        #63
        Re: Pray for Paris

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum, and this post proves it.

        So does that hateful video you linked to.
        Okay, so how does me stating FACTS make me hateful? I was pointing out to you BLINDED TC's, whom I wish to respect, that she is not nearly as pure, or Christian as you are swayed to believe. I would have thought that someone PRETENDING to believe as you do would anger you, because that is mocking your Christian God! Also, you are making me laugh again! "All monkey-worshiping atheists are hateful scum." Do you not see the irony? You start off with generalization, then call US "hateful scum." Oh well, you will probably stay hateful yourself, but who can change that besides you? Not I.
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        "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." ~Albert Einstein

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #64
          Re: Pray for Paris

          Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
          Not really. I hate Paris Hilton because she's a rich, spoiled, ugly, dumb brat. Nothing more. And you think she's beautiful? She looks like a rat! And I detest Yoko Ono... Now if it were Yoshiki , Gackt , or Miyavi , then you may have me wearing t-shirts.
          What, so you refuse to even clothe yourself in a semi-decent fashion unless your androgynous gook tentacle rapist role models are jailed?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Miss Hikari
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2007
            • 372

            #65
            Re: Pray for Paris

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            What, so you refuse to even clothe yourself in a semi-decent fashion unless your androgynous gook tentacle rapist role models are jailed?
            *sweatdrop* Must you take everything I say and twist it? I dress in a decent fashion everyday. When I'm in school I wear my uniform, and when I'm at home or out I wear the clothes either my mother, my boyfriend, or I have bought for me.

            And I see that you're working very hard on your insults today, BT. Have a cookie.

            "androgynous gook tentacle rapists" Ow, my heart... How it hurts... You've insulted 3 people who've I've never even seen in real life. I think I'll jump off the Golden Gate Bridge now.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #66
              Re: Pray for Paris

              Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!

              .....Hilton has been saying that she is changed by her jailhouse experience, and she repeated that theme with Walters: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance."


              I will personally take the LBC Lear jet down to Californica and meet her with the LBC stretch limo to whisk her away to a secret undisclosed location for the weekend and offer her intense, one-on-one, rock hard preaching. If any of the other pastors would like to join me, give my secretary a call.

              Another soul brought home to Christ's love! GLORY!!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                Scientific Advisor
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2373

                #67
                Re: Pray for Paris

                Truly, Pastor, the good Paris Hilton has much to learn, and I am sure that you are just the man to teach her. I know that her type requires a great deal of intensity with ministering, lest she not feel the love of Jesus. She has a gap deep within her, a Jesus-sized piece that is missing that she has tried to fill with every other option that she can find. Once she meets you, I am sure that you will be able to drive her crazy with the Love of Jesus, the missing piece that she has been searching for. You are just the man to bring her from the darkness that she has clung to for so long. I pray that you bring light to her, and ensure that she is no longer needing a mere lamp to bring some light to her otherwise dark-green tinged figure in the darkness that is void of all people, until exposed for the whole world to see!
                Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Christiana
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 22

                  #68
                  Re: Pray for Paris

                  I will pray for Paris Hilton. If she really does repent and accept Jesus, Jesus will help fix her life. I do not think she is merely the dumb blonde that the media portrays her as.

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #69
                    Re: Pray for Paris

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!



                    I will personally take the LBC Lear jet down to Californica and meet her with the LBC stretch limo to whisk her away to a secret undisclosed location for the weekend and offer her intense, one-on-one, rock hard preaching. If any of the other pastors would like to join me, give my secretary a call.

                    Another soul brought home to Christ's love! GLORY!!
                    I am so proud we started praying for and made such a difference. Sometimes it feels so good to do the right thing.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #70
                      Re: Pray for Paris

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Well I hope that THIS statement from poor sister Hilton delivered from behind the cruel doors of persecution will convince all of you hateful nay-sayers that she is on the Path to Salvation©. While some of her screen roles have purposefully portrayed her as "dumb", she has now vowed to follow a more Godly life. PRAISE JESUS!!
                      Dang, that stupid bitch is trying everything she can to get out of there, even reverse-psychology with the media!
                      And the only god that she believes in....well, she doesn't, really, she more worships herself as a goddess.

                      If she didn't want media attention she wouldn't be acting this way. She's still hoping to be sprung from jail.

                      I stand by what I said about her sentence still being too short. She didn't go to jail for driving without a license. She went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE. She should be in there for at least 6 months!
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #71
                        Re: Pray for Paris

                        Let this be an example to you Hellbound. There is hope for everybody. Jesus died for your sins so even you can get into Heaven. If Paris can be saved, so can you.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #72
                          Re: Pray for Paris

                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                          Let this be an example to you Hellbound. There is hope for everybody. Jesus died for your sins so even you can get into Heaven. If Paris can be saved, so can you.
                          But I am saved! Saved, that is, from the madness of abrahamic religions!
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Old Iron Crotch
                            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                            • May 2007
                            • 3056

                            #73
                            Re: Pray for Paris

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Dang, that stupid bitch is trying everything she can to get out of there, even reverse-psychology with the media!
                            And the only god that she believes in....well, she doesn't, really, she more worships herself as a goddess.

                            If she didn't want media attention she wouldn't be acting this way. She's still hoping to be sprung from jail.

                            I stand by what I said about her sentence still being too short. She didn't go to jail for driving without a license. She went to jail for VIOLATING PAROLE. She should be in there for at least 6 months!
                            It just goes to show that with enough money, you can buy just about anything, including court officials.
                            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #74
                              Re: Pray for Paris

                              I was having lunch with Betty Bowers today (thanks to my step up in tithing status), and we agreed that if Miss Hilton could save her Nigress friend, Nicole Ritchie, the next season of The Simple Life would be a glorious testament to Jesus and a wonderful way to reach out to millions of lost souls by showing them the transforming power of Christ.
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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #75
                                Re: Pray for Paris

                                Showing Whorish Hilton with a halo around her head is like showing evolutionists holding up creationist posters. It just doesn't go together.
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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