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  • Please pray for me.

    Thank you.

  • #2
    Re: Please pray for me.

    Originally posted by Christiana View Post
    Thank you.
    Request denied. I'm afraid you'll need to provide us with more details lady.

    You aren't a damned foreigner, are you?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for me.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Request denied. I'm afraid you'll need to provide us with more details lady.

      You aren't a damned foreigner, are you?

      How very Christian of you - NOT.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for me.

        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
        How very Christian of you - NOT.
        Friend, it appears likely that she is a Hellbound Danish woman who has stopped into an internet cafe to hide from the police while drugged to the nines. I could be wrong, but that's the impression she gives.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for me.

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Friend, it appears likely that she is a Hellbound Danish woman who has stopped into an internet cafe to hide from the police while drugged to the nines. I could be wrong, but that's the impression she gives.

          Then wouldn't she need prayer?
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for me.

            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
            Then wouldn't she need prayer?
            You wants us to pray fo' someone who had brokeded the law so they can escape justice? Typical liebral scum, actin' like folk should be able to break the law as they please and never receive no repocushions because of it. Even if we was to pray over that (which wouldn't never happen up in here), it would be pointless, because the LORD do not help the unsaved, and He especially do not help them to indulge in they sins.
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            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for me.

              Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for me.

                Originally posted by Christiana View Post
                Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.
                Please tell me that you injured it while rebuking your nigra servant for spilling your soup.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for me.

                  Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                  You wants us to pray fo' someone who had brokeded the law so they can escape justice? Typical liebral scum, actin' like folk should be able to break the law as they please and never receive no repocushions because of it. Even if we was to pray over that (which wouldn't never happen up in here), it would be pointless, because the LORD do not help the unsaved, and He especially do not help them to indulge in they sins.

                  Did I say to pray for her to evade the law if she had committed a crime? NO.
                  But you could offer a prayer that IF she had done something wrong, that she would see the error of her ways. Instead, you assume the worst about everyone.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for me.

                    Originally posted by Christiana View Post
                    Sorry, please help me get through this surgery on my toe.
                    Friend,

                    Of course I will pray for you but you must consider why you toe is bad in the first place. If I were you I would take it as a sign that Jesus is displeased with you in some way. You should work to heal your soul as well as your body.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for me.

                      As Brother Temperance immediately spotted, it appears that she really is a tripping Dane (in more ways than one!)
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for me.

                        Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

                        My podiatrist told me it was a stress fracture. He thinks I got it from shoes to that were too tight. I do not have enough money for servants, not making much money right now.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for me.

                          Originally posted by Christiana View Post
                          Dear Pastor Ezekiel,

                          My podiatrist told me it was a stress fracture. He thinks I got it from shoes to that were too tight. I do not have enough money for servants, not making much money right now.
                          In that case you'll need to tithe everything you've got. Sell what you can, and throw in this month's rent money. Jesus will provide!

                          Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please pray for me.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            In that case you'll need to tithe everything you've got. Sell what you can, and throw in this month's rent money. Jesus will provide!
                            Yes, I've been meaning to sell everything. Thank you.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please pray for me.

                              Originally posted by Christiana View Post
                              Yes, I've been meaning to sell everything. Thank you.
                              Once you have liquidated everything you own, hit the Paypal button below and we'll take care of the rest. Jesus needs your support to spread His Holy Word! Act now!!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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