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  • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

    Originally posted by Kellie View Post
    Well James, God tells me you are wrong.
    That argument can go both ways.

    So would pokemon be better if you took a knife to them instead of what actually happens?
    And also, technically butterflies can be grilled. And what you just said was morbid.
    Sorry, but not a single True Christian™ is ever wrong.
    Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

    Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

    Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

    Please post the scripture to back up your wildly off base claims.

    No sensible person is going to catch 1,000 butterflies to make a sandwich. That is plain stupid. Once quick slice ear to ear can feed a family for a week.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

      I do not need a "trade mark" to be a true christian. True christians do not label themselves like so.

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      • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

        Originally posted by Kellie View Post
        I do not need a "trade mark" to be a true christian. True christians do not label themselves like so.
        We have found being registered helps separate the True Christians™ from the false, fluffy bunny ones like you.

        I am still waiting for the scripture to back up your insane comments.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

          You sir, make me sad....all i can do is throw my hands up and shake my head. And also tell you to check your spelling

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          • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

            Originally posted by Kellie View Post
            You sir, make me sad....all i can do is throw my hands up and shake my head. And also tell you to check your spelling
            No scripture... what a surprise.

            No, I do not make you sad. You are a just a sad person who makes baby Jesus weep. He is there for you, day in and day out yet you ignore Him instead worshiping your false Pokémon God.

            Hebrews 13:5 Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.

            Matthew 28:20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

            1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
            1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
            1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
            1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

            Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

            Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

            1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

              I do not worship a "pokemon god" hell i don't even play pokemon anymore. That was something i did as a child. I worship God and only God and i do not need anyone like you saying anything otherwise.

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              • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                Originally posted by Kellie View Post
                You sir, make me sad....all i can do is throw my hands up and shake my head. And also tell you to check your spelling
                Let me guess, not married? Father committed suicide when you announced being gay, or even worse, voting for Obama?

                Please read this: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                  Originally posted by Kellie View Post
                  I do not worship a "pokemon god" hell i don't even play pokemon anymore. That was something i did as a child. I worship God and only God and i do not need anyone like you saying anything otherwise.
                  I'd like to believe you. But God, you and every True Christian™ here know the truth.

                  You are incapable of posting scripture to back up any of your outlandish assertions (of course you cannot because you are a false, fluffy bunny Christian), accuse me of poor spelling (ad hominem much???) and you worship a false God. These will damn you to an eternity in Hell.

                  You're dead
                  Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                  As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                  Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                  Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Let me guess, not married? Father committed suicide when you announced being gay, or even worse, voting for Obama?

                    Please read this: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
                    hmm let's see
                    I'm married
                    My father is very much alive
                    I'm not gay
                    And I did not vote for Obama

                    Your argument is invalid.
                    Do you have anything further to add?

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                    • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                      You are full of it! Why would you think that God favors one church over another. Are all churches not God's house?

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                      • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                        Originally posted by Kellie View Post
                        You are full of it! Why would you think that God favors one church over another. Are all churches not God's house?
                        Nice mouth! You kiss your kids with that foul thing?

                        Of course God has favorites. God only blesses those that actually follow His word. Most Churches (like where you apparently go to a few times a year) skip most of the Bible (like you obviously do). You only read the fun parts, follow the easy stuff and change the parts you do not like. Deplorable!
                        Have you not been paying any attention at all? I posted scripture to this effect not more than a few minutes ago.

                        Empty headed females!
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                          *facepalm*

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                          • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                            Originally posted by Kellie View Post
                            Why would you think that God favors one church over another.
                            Because God says so in the Holy Bible. He doesn't care what people think or feel. Emotions are irrelevant. He cares about obedience:

                            But what think ye? A certain man had two sons; and he came to the first, and said, Son, go work to day in my vineyard.
                            He answered and said, I will not: but afterward he repented, and went.
                            And he came to the second, and said likewise. And he answered and said, I go, sir: and went not.
                            Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.
                            For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him.
                            Matthew 21:28-32

                            For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
                            For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.
                            Matthew 16:26-27

                            And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
                            And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
                            Revelation 20:12-13
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Nice mouth! You kiss your kids with that foul thing?

                              Of course God has favorites. God only blesses those that actually follow His word. Most Churches (like where you apparently go to a few times a year) skip most of the Bible (like you obviously do). You only read the fun parts, follow the easy stuff and change the parts you do not like. Deplorable!
                              Have you not been paying any attention at all? I posted scripture to this effect not more than a few minutes ago.

                              Empty headed females!
                              God does not have favorites. for he loves all his children equally. And further more. One does not need to prove ones self. if you know the bible as well as you claim. then why should she ever have to repeat it to you? you should be able to read what she says and be able to think back to the bible and know where she gets it from. She had already proven her word before by using the bible. why should she have to do it again to prove it to you?

                              and I as I recall this site had rules about being sexist did it not? saying females should not be allowed to use the internet sounds sexist. and I would not use such a low blow at anyone by saying anything about their genders not allowing them something that is free to use.
                              Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

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                              • Re: Help me BAN Pokemon !

                                1st Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                                1st Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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