[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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it would probably cause some moral questioning into play but. technically it would be fine. because. IT'S NOT REAL. It's all on a screen that the player controls OR drawn out with a bunch of 0s and 1s behind it. and pokemon. it isn't REAL too. in fact their shouldn't be any issues about pokemon at all if you wanna put morals into play. because the creatures of the pokemon world aren't real. so why have such an issue with them? made up creatures. Creatures someone doodled probably during work one day cause they felt like it.

So you'd enjoy playing the pit bull game, right?

Because they're not real dogs, yes?

And if you want people to take you more seriously try not to only point out things you dont like about their posts. it's always easier to get on someones good side by saying something you liked about their post at least once.

What makes you think we care about "getting on your good side", when you are here to persecute us for not sharing your disbelief in and hatred of God?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God does not have favorites. for he loves all his children equally.

Kindly post the Scripture that backs up your crazy, blasphemous claims.

The KJV Bible says that God hates unrepentant scum, witches, queers, and loudmouthed feminazi whores like you. Glory!!

[greggmahaffey]

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Kindly post the Scripture that backs up your crazy, blasphemous claims.

The KJV Bible says that God hates unrepentant scum, witches, queers, and loudmouthed feminazi whores like you. Glory!!

Without trying to sound rude, you should kindly do the same less you be looked to as a hypocritical individual.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Without trying to sound rude, you should kindly do the same less you be looked to as a hypocritical individual.

You are being rude. This entire forum is plastered with Scripture backing up my claims. I'm the Head Pastor here, pal.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[buttpiratebrandon8]

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Poking men is awesome! I just masturbated the elite four, and I leveled my penis and sphincter to level 99 the other day! I'm going to go find weak trainers to have anal sex with now. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[INeedsMentalHelp]

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Brothers and Sisters,

We may be a little late with this one, but let us do our best to do something about this monstrosity called Pokemon. Allow me to point out several factors that make this anti-Christian:

• Espouses a neo-pagan worldview -- this is anti-Christian by definition
• Makes children obsessed with "collecting them all" and keeps their attention away from the Bible and homeschool classes
• Creates confusing gender identity issues
• Creates the illusion of "power" based on collective cards instead of through prayer and surrender to God
• Generates aggressive reactions when father throws all cards in the trash
• Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month
• It's a stepping stone to other role-playing games with even more Satanic themes

Please, Brothers and Sisters, let us pray that this evil game gets banned and ALL Pokemon cards ever collected will be BURNED!

please tell me this is a joke post. if it's not, you must be completely delusional.
1) "Makes children obsessed with 'collecting them all' and keeps their attention away from the Bible and homeschool classes"

it does not make children "obsessed". they are piffleing TRADING CARDS, for god's sake! (bad choice of words...) they're not secret mind control devices! they are essentially just pieces of paper with words on them. isn't that pretty much EXACTLY what the bible is?

2) "Creates confusing gender identity issues"

where in the piffle did you possibly get that from? just wondering.

3) "Generates aggressive reactions when father throws all cards in the trash"

maybe the father shouldn't be throwing away one of the child's only sources of joy in their apparently rule-based lives. LIGHTEN. THE. piffle. UP.

4) "Encourages retardation: studies show that after a child starts with Pokemon, its IQ drops by 3 to 5 points within a month"

yeah, um, piffleing liar. if this is true, then give me the link to that "study". what, it doesn't exist? maybe that's because YOU piffleING MADE THIS UP.

5) "It's a stepping stone to other role-playing games with even more Satanic themes"

oh yeah, because playing Pokemon definitely leads to practicing witchcraft

there's a reason i chose "UGuysNeedMentalHelp" for my username...

by the way, I'M BISEXUAL. wanna scream at me about how the bible says i'm going to hell? (as if i would give a shit anyway)

oh, any why the piffle does the spellcheck replace the word f-u-c-k with "piffle"??

[Mary Etheldreda]

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oh, any why the piffle does the spellcheck replace the word f-u-c-k with "piffle"??

Because this is a family friendly website, Mr. Rude McRudeypants.

[buttpiratebrandon8]

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YEAH, MR. RUDEYPANTS! =D *HIGHFIVE*
JESUS RULZ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
DO YOU WANNA SEE MY TROUSER SNAKE?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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please tell me this is a joke post.

How should we know? You sure sound serious.

2) "Creates confusing gender identity issues"

where in the piffle did you possibly get that from? just wondering.


. . . by the way, I'M BISEXUAL.

Case closed. You can't even figure out if you want to be normal or a sodomite.

oh, any why the piffle does the spellcheck replace the word f-u-c-k with "piffle"??

Because this is a CHRISTIAN CHURCH'S DISCUSSION FORUM, not 4chan, you witless heap of monkey dung!

[Redeemed Papist]

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God does not have favorites.

Romans 9:13,20-23
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? 21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? 22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: 23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory.

[GOD=life]

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please tell me this is a joke post. if it's not, you must be completely delusional.

You seem like a very hateful individual who goes out of her way to attack adults as an act of futile retaliation.

You cannot just make claims without backing them up and mix in the word "piffle" a lot. That's not rational, mkay?

This gem shows how childish you are:

maybe the father shouldn't be throwing away one of the child's only sources of joy in their apparently rule-based lives.

Right, and do you also propose that the child takes RESPONSIBILITY and pays all the bills? No? Ah, that must be why the FATHER is the HEAD of the household and not the child.

by the way, I'M BISEXUAL

Which proves the Christian argument EXACTLY: if you wouldn't have played Pokemon, you would've been a heterosexual Christian.

wanna scream at me about how the bible says i'm going to hell?

No, but I'm going to pray for you.

[INeedsMentalHelp]

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You seem like a very hateful individual who goes out of her way to attack adults as an act of futile retaliation.

You cannot just make claims without backing them up and mix in the word "piffle" a lot. That's not rational, mkay?

This gem shows how childish you are:


Right, and do you also propose that the child takes RESPONSIBILITY and pays all the bills? No? Ah, that must be why the FATHER is the HEAD of the household and not the child.


Which proves the Christian argument EXACTLY: if you wouldn't have played Pokemon, you would've been a heterosexual Christian.


No, but I'm going to pray for you.

i've never played pokemon actually, but i'd like to protect others' right to. i'm bisexual because i was born this way. apparently "god" made me this way. what does the father paying the bills have to do with trading cards? nothing. exactly. so i don't know why the hell you decided to bring that up. and it's not like i was actually trying to say "piffle". it's just what your autocorrect changes FORNICATE to.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i've never played pokemon actually, but i'd like to protect others' right to.

Would you also like to protect others' right to sit their children down in front of a pornographic S/M video starring Miley Cyrus and Elmo?

Some things are just wrong. Children should not be exposed to perversion.

If adults want to play with their Pokemons in private, that's one thing. But impressionable children? It's as bad as watching Miley Cyrus fisting Elmo.

[Deaner]

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i'm bisexual because i was born this way. apparently "god" made me this way. exactly. so i don't know why the hell you decided to bring that up. and it's not like i was actually trying to say "piffle". it's just what your autocorrect changes FORNICATE to.

Bisexuality is a choice; much like being choosing to be a queer. To put it simply; you're a homo who is retarded. You can't decide whether you're queer or not.

As far as the word fuck goes, what's the problem you fag retard?

[Nobar King]

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People still play pokemon?