Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

[Andy Lutz]

I am falling madly in love with Pastor Ezekiel; he is so hot! Sir, you are one of the sexiest men I have ever seen in my life and I am developing a serious crush on you! What should I do with these feelings?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

I am falling madly in love with Pastor Ezekiel; he is so hot! Sir, you are one of the sexiest men I have ever seen in my life and I am developing a serious crush on you! What should I do with these feelings?

Take a number, have a seat, and grab a magazine. Jesus will be sending you to hell in due course.

[Andy Lutz]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

Take a number, have a seat, and grab a magazine. Jesus will be sending you to hell in due course.

I would rather go to Iowa and be with you, sweetheart! Hell is a little too hot for my liking! So, what do you say, hot stuff?

[Nobar King]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

Maybe she'd be interested in some souvenir copies of the LBC 2009 calendar?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

I would rather go to Iowa and be with you, sweetheart! Hell is a little too hot for my liking! So, what do you say, hot stuff?

What I say is what God says; You are "an abomination."

Just because Jesus Blessed me with the same blond hair and blue eyes that he has, and just because I swim 5 miles a day and maintain rock hard abs and an adonis-like body with endless stamina, that doesn't mean that I want to commit sodomy with you, okay?

Besides, I've been engaged for over 6 years. That should tell you something.

[Andy Lutz]

Excuse Me!

Maybe she'd be interested in some souvenir copies of the LBC 2009 calendar?

Ah...excuse me! I am not a 'she'; I am a man, you jerk!

So, does the LBC calendar contain lots of photos of Pastor Ezekiel? If so, I would definitely be interested!

[Nobar King]

Re: Excuse Me!

OK, no, I just remembered that they're all sold out.

[Andy Lutz]

Rock-Hard Abs, Eh? Nice!

What I say is what God says; You are "an abomination."

Just because Jesus Blessed me with the same blond hair and blue eyes that he has, and just because I swim 5 miles a day and maintain rock hard abs and an adonis-like body with endless stamina, that doesn't mean that I want to commit sodomy with you, okay?

Besides, I've been engaged for over 6 years. That should tell you something.

Uh...rock-hard abs; an adonis-like body; sir, you just made my male member 'rock-hard'! What about your hot ass? Can you describe that for me? I am definitely an ass-man!

You have engaged for over six years now? What are you waiting for, man? Marry the girl, already! Unless, of course, you would rather marry me! (I live in Canada, so it would be legal, too!)

[Andy Lutz]

What The Fudge?

Uh...why did my name just change to 'Andy Lutz', instead of 'Warrior Man'? What the fudge is going on?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What The Fudge?

Uh...why did my name just change to 'Andy Lutz', instead of 'Warrior Man'? What the fudge is going on?

You are a retarded idiot so we made sure everyone can recognize you as such.

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Rock-Hard Abs, Eh? Nice!

Uh...rock-hard abs; an adonis-like body; sir, you just made my male member 'rock-hard'! What about your hot ass? Can you describe that for me? I am definitely an ass-man!

You have engaged for over six years now? What are you waiting for, man? Marry the girl, already! Unless, of course, you would rather marry me! (I live in Canada, so it would be legal, too!)

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them
(Leviticus 20:13)

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. (Romans 1:26-27)

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would. (Galatians 5:16-17 )

Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others. (Ephesians 2:3)

For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
(1 John 2:16)

You, sir, are a sick bastard and will burn in the deepest pits of Hell for your sins.

[Andy Lutz]

How Rude!

You are a retarded idiot so we made sure everyone can recognize you as such.

You hurt my feelings, 'Cranky Old Man'; why would you say some thing like that to me? I can not help falling in love with Pastor Ezekiel; he is so fine!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Rude!

You hurt my feelings, 'Cranky Old Man'

You are lying. You will end up in hell .

[Andy Lutz]

An Apology, Please!

You are lying. You will end up in hell .

Why is part of my post missing? Any way, no, I am not lying; you did hurt my feelings; as a gay man, I am very sensitive, and I think your comments were uncalled for and un-Christ-like. I will await your apology!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: An Apology, Please!

Why is part of my post missing?

It's called quoting. A complex concept which goes way over your tiny little brain.

I will await your apology!

I apologize for not being blunt enough for you to get through. YOU ARE STUPID, PLEASE GO AWAY! BURN IN HELL!