[Andy Lutz]

How Rude Of You, Jacob!

You, sir, are a sick bastard and will burn in the deepest pits of Hell for your sins.

Jacob, it really hurt my feelings when you called me a 'sick bastard'; that was not a very Christian thing for you to do. I hope you will apologize to me for saying that!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob!

I hope you will apologize to me for saying that!

We apologize for not being blunt enough for you to get through. YOU ARE STUPID, PLEASE GO AWAY! BURN IN HELL!

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob!

Jacob, it really hurt my feelings when you called me a 'sick bastard'; that was not a very Christian thing for you to do. I hope you will apologize to me for saying that!

You just hurt my feelings by saying that I am not very Christian. I am offended. I hope you take back what you said, I'm about to cry right now

[Andy Lutz]

I Take It Back!

You just hurt my feelings by saying that I am not very Christian. I am offended. I hope you take back what you said, I'm about to cry right now

I take it back, Jacob; I am sorry that I hurt your feelings; please don't cry! It is just that I am so madly in love with Pastor Ezekiel that I don't know what to do with myself! I guess that just made me kind of cranky; ergo, the comment I made to you. Can you ever forgive me, Jacob?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob!

I'm about to cry right now

Don't cry Brother. He is just a bad dirty atheist and he will go away soon.

[Andy Lutz]

Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob!

Don't cry Brother. He is just a bad dirty atheist and he will go away soon.

No way, man! I am not going any where unless I can take the love of my life, Pastor Ezekiel, with me! I want to be with him forever!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How Rude Of You, Jacob!

No way, man! I am not going any where unless I can take the love of my life, Pastor Ezekiel, with me! I want to be with him forever!

Stop hitting on my man.

He's NOT gay and he's taken!

[Andy Lutz]

Oh No, You Didn't!

Stop hitting on my man.

He's NOT gay and he's taken!

Yeah, well if he has taken over six years and has still not married you, what is he waiting for? If he ever decides to finally pop the question to you and you marry him, you will be the luckiest woman alive to have such a hot boyfriend! (Actually, no, you wouldn't be; Jared Padalecki's girlfriend is the luckiest woman alive! He is even hotter than your man!)

P.S. When you do finally get married, can I be the best man?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Oh No, You Didn't!

Yeah, well if he has taken over six years and has still not married you, what is he waiting for? If he ever decides to finally pop the question to you and you marry him, you will be the luckiest woman alive to have such a hot boyfriend! (Actually, no, you wouldn't be; Jared Padalecki's girlfriend is the luckiest woman alive! He is even hotter than your man!)

P.S. When you do finally get married, can I be the best man?

No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Oh No, You Didn't!

No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?

He probably doesn't understand any part of that. He is very stupid.

[Andy Lutz]

Crushing

No you cannot be best man and what part of fiancee, engaged and not gay don't you understand?

I understand all those things; I am still crushing on him, though!

[TC Patriot]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

I caught my oldest daughter and her friend looking at Pastor Zeke's profile and they were giggling and lust after this Godly and spoken for man. Those two little harlots were flicking their switches as they stared at the "dreamy" man of God. I switched them both soundly.

I thought at first is was just admiration they were feeling for him. After all we all admire Pastor Zeke. He's a wonderful youth pastor and a great True Christian role model.

Next Sunday Pastor make them both kneel of rice until their knees bleed.

BTB, I am sorry that these two harlots looked lustfully at your man. I would not blame you if you had a hissy fit and scratched their lustful eyes out!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Is So Hot!

I am falling madly in love with Pastor Ezekiel; he is so hot! Sir, you are one of the sexiest men I have ever seen in my life and I am developing a serious crush on you! What should I do with these feelings?

How exactly is this a prayer request, Andy Dick?