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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263
    #46
    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
    I think I'm a pretty nice person.
    That doesn't matter to God. You can be nice, law-abiding, generous, caring, loving and have every other positive character trait known to man, but if you don't accept Jesus as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as the inerrant Word of God, you will go to Hell.

    It's like gravity: if you fall from a building, will it hurt any less because you're a nice person?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Drizzle
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 71
        #47
        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        That doesn't matter to God. You can be nice, law-abiding, generous, caring, loving and have every other positive character trait known to man, but if you don't accept Jesus as your Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as the inerrant Word of God, you will go to Hell.

        It's like gravity: if you fall from a building, will it hurt any less because you're a nice person?
        That was probably the worst analogy I've ever heard aha.

        Anyway, you've identified the reason I don't believe in God.
        A perfectly just God wouldn't judge my beliefs instead of my morals and actions.

        And I don't think He is so vain and insecure to require blind faith in Him to go to Heaven.

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790
            #48
            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION...
            Uggh. How much is it going to cost us THIS time? I have the utmost respect for dear Pastor Zeke, but maybe he would benefit from some anger management training? (I mean, of course, just so he can cool down the evil people who seem to be habitually attacking him, before they turn violent.)

            While the Menfolk cut through the red tape, I guess all I can do is bake him a pie and messenger it over to the jail. We have to keep his strength up through this.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445
                #49
                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                Uggh. How much is it going to cost us THIS time? I have the utmost respect for dear Pastor Zeke, but maybe he would benefit from some anger management training? (I mean, of course, just so he can cool down the evil people who seem to be habitually attacking him, before they turn violent.)

                While the Menfolk cut through the red tape, I guess all I can do is bake him a pie and messenger it over to the jail. We have to keep his strength up through this.
                Brother Hutchins mentioned the cell phone video which implied that Pastor Zeke was defending himself. That might give hope. Of course, trust it to a wiccan to twist Truth into lies and lies into truth.
                However, I'm pretty confident that the Pastor's record of exorcisms speaks positively about him. For example, we recovered several written accounts of people who have had their demons driven out by him and were very thankful afterwards. I think that will impress even the most secular judge. After all, haven't we all profited greatly from someone hitting us over the head with a Bible at some point in our lives?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                  • SUV
                    True Christian™ Princess
                    The Driving Force behind RA12
                    Have at it, anytime!
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 11027
                    #50
                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                    Even if I don't think anyone made air.
                    Well I would Hope not. We call it "pooting" and consider it very bad form on our Godly board

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                      • Drizzle
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 71
                        #51
                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        Well I would Hope not. We call it "pooting" and consider it very bad form on our Godly board

                        HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

                        OHMYGOSH, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.



                        Laaaaaame.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027
                            #52
                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                            Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                            HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

                            OHMYGOSH, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST PERSON I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
                            I'm glad I was able to "Make Your Day" Grizzle. Of course, GOD can make it evn better

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                              • Drizzle
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 71
                                #53
                                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                I'm glad I was able to "Make Your Day" Grizzle. Of course, GOD can make it evn better
                                Oh, you're right.
                                I laugh at Him everyday too.

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                                  • Mistress Cookie
                                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jul 2008
                                    • 6790
                                    #54
                                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                                    Oh, you're right.I laugh at Him everyday too.
                                    Brittany, I implore you to remember that we are all under a lot of stress with this latest development RE: the false arrest. Please consider showing some Christian Charity and keeping a civil tongue in your head during this appalling time.

                                    And whatever possessed you to change your user name to "Brizzle"? Personally, it's not as feminine-sounding as I would like, for a young girl your age.

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                                      • Nobar King
                                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                        Christ's Guardian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 23748
                                        #55
                                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                        Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                                        01. Well, he helped build this nation.
                                        If you use the following:
                                        01. a stove
                                        02. bifocals
                                        03. lightning rod (many churches use these)
                                        04. Catheter
                                        05. libraries
                                        then you are using the great inventions of an American Atheist!

                                        If witches are 'hatched' then why are your fellow True Christian under the impression that they are born?
                                        See above posts.
                                        Benjamin Franklin did not invent the stove.
                                        I don't wear bi-focals
                                        I don't need a catheter, yet
                                        I don't have a lightning rod
                                        Ben Franklin didn't invent libraries, either.
                                        What's your point, dummy?
                                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                          • Drizzle
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 71
                                            #56
                                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                            Benjamin Franklin did not invent the stove.
                                            I don't wear bi-focals
                                            I don't need a catheter, yet
                                            I don't have a lightning rod
                                            Ben Franklin didn't invent libraries, either.
                                            What's your point, dummy?
                                            Benjamin Franklin invented ALL of the things I stated. I don't know what possessed you to say he didn't.

                                            I have credible sources that he did, by the way.

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                                              • Drizzle
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 71
                                                #57
                                                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                                                Brittany, I implore you to remember that we are all under a lot of stress with this latest development RE: the false arrest. Please consider showing some Christian Charity and keeping a civil tongue in your head during this appalling time.

                                                And whatever possessed you to change your user name to "Brizzle"? Personally, it's not as feminine-sounding as I would like, for a young girl your age.
                                                Because I mysteriously can't sign into my other account.

                                                And honestly, I don't care about your opinions on the femininity of my username. It is just that, a username. It's really neither here nor there.

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                                                  • True Disciple
                                                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Nov 2009
                                                    • 2445
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                    Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                                                    Benjamin Franklin invented ALL of the things I stated. I don't know what possessed you to say he didn't.

                                                    I have credible sources that he did, by the way.
                                                    Benjamin Franklin invented the library? Then what kind of thing did the Egyptians have in Alexandria?

                                                    Let me see those "credible sources."
                                                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                                    Amen.

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                                                      • Drizzle
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 71
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                                        Benjamin Franklin invented the library? Then what kind of thing did the Egyptians have in Alexandria?

                                                        Let me see those "credible sources."

                                                        I forgot that True Christians don't know basic knowledge.
                                                        I should have worded it better.

                                                        Ben Franklin invented the first American public library. He was the first to do it.

                                                        sln.fi.edu - Coming Soon
                                                        http://sln.fi.edu/franklin/birthday/faq.html

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                                                          • SUV
                                                            True Christian™ Princess
                                                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                            Have at it, anytime!
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 11027
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                                            Originally posted by Brizzle View Post
                                                            I forgot that True Christians don't know basic knowledge.
                                                            I should have worded it better.

                                                            Ben Franklin invented the first American public library. He was the first to do it.

                                                            http://sln.fi.edu/franklin/birthday/faq.html
                                                            Well your Friend, Richard Dawkins, invented the dugong

                                                            What does this MEAN?

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