[Mistress Cookie]

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5) When he explained to the warlock that the girl he was with is an unsaved whore in the eyes of the Lord, the warlock started shouting at Zeke and threatened him verbally, saying "Let me get my wand out and I will show you some real Harry potter stuff!!" and laughed at Zeke.

Oh my God™...I couldn't read any further than this. The story just could not have a happy ending after that!

Animals. Animals ! ! !

Thank you, Brothers Gabe, Dewitt and Tanner, from the bottoms of all our hearts for vowing to win Pastor Zeke's freedom. With True Christian™ Men like you on the case, victory is OURS!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Gosh, a gal goes to get her nails done and look what happens while she's gone.

I'm confident our highly paid Joo lawyers will have him out in no time at all.

Remember last summer when I got arrested for smacking the demonized, screaming child at the Red Lobster with my over-sized KJV1611? I was out in hours. AND with little pressure from the Joo lawyers an Bobby-Joe all charges were dropped.

That demonized little girl had it coming and I'm sure whoever Zeke smacked had it coming too.

[Petal]

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So please join me in prayer that the Lord will help Pastor Zeke in his time of need, and that He will work through our joo lawyers to see that JUSTICE IS DONE and that Pastor Zeke will be home in time to enjoy a good steak dinner!

Miss.Sister MM, me an my kittys be prayin all the times for Mr.Pastor Zeke to be set frees , an i puts my ex-hindoo kitty Mr.Gandhi in my kitty jails so he can do one of them peacefull protests, an nows he be in sympathys wiv Mr.Pastor Zeke's predicamint

i not have no kitty waterboards so i just pored a glass of waters on his head

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I just Landed at Freehold National and heard the news. I'm beside myself. Professor Bessemer was a guest lecturer at a Creation Museum out west today and . . . I still can't believe it! How could this have happened, where was his security detail?

I'm starting to hyperventilate, I've got to go . . . Oh, no, I'm going to be sick!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Once again, I must ask for people to remain calm. We have our lawyers and our resources on the case. There is NO NEED for drastic action. We want Pastor Zeke back in Freehold safe and sound and not holed up in that special church enclave we must not talk about for the rest of his life.

[Professor Bessemer]

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I am borrowing Brother Portway's laptop. As he was headed to the facilities here in the Landover AirJesus offices, he told me something horrible had happened. I can hear him being very violently and loudly ill just down the hall. Having just finished reading the thread, just let me say that I am so very saddened to here of the Pastors troubles.

Brother Portway and I were in Southern California today. Two of my Scientheist colleagues are in the process of moving their Creation Museum from Ridgecrest to Van Nuys. Professor Pastor John D. Aitken and David Pogge are very learned Archeotheists. Here is a link to their hi-tech website page:

http://www.baamonline.org/

I am also quite annoyed that Brittany hijacked a huge portion of this very serious thread to continue her persecution of us. Brittany, you should be ashamed of yourself!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Gosh, a gal goes to get her nails done and look what happens while she's gone.

I'm confident our highly paid Joo lawyers will have him out in no time at all.

Amen, Sister BTB! They have had plenty of experience defending Landover TCs -- all in a day's work for them (albeit a very well paid day's work).

[James Dewitt]

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Due to bad weather, my charter is grounded. I have scrubbed the mission. I hope them Joo lawyers get the job done soon.

[Levi Jones]

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I was thinking we should circle the walls seven times and blow a ram's horn as Joshua 6 tells us.

5And it shall come to pass, that when they make a blast with the ram's horn, and when ye hear the sound of the trumpet, all the people shall shout with a great shout; and the wall shall fall down flat, and the people shall ascend up every man straight before him.

10And Joshua had commanded the people, saying, Ye shall not shout, nor make any noise with your voice, neither shall any word proceed out of your mouth, until the day I bid you shout; then shall ye shout.

I think Pastor Zeke should take the Acts 16 stance to it after God performs the miracle of bringing down the prison walls.

25And at midnight Paul and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto God: and the prisoners heard them. 26And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed.
27And the keeper of the prison awaking out of his sleep, and seeing the prison doors open, he drew out his sword, and would have killed himself, supposing that the prisoners had been fled.
28But Paul cried with a loud voice, saying, Do thyself no harm: for we are all here.
29Then he called for a light, and sprang in, and came trembling, and fell down before Paul and Silas,
30And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?


I just know this will work!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I was thinking we should circle the walls seven times and blow a ram's horn as Joshua 6 tells us.

I just know this will work!!

You just may be on to something Brother.

Where can we get all the Ram Horns? Would B4G have them at his gun shop?

[Levi Jones]

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You just may be on to something Brother.

Where can we get all the Ram Horns? Would B4G have them at his gun shop?

If not Sister, all I need is a dozen or so of these.

I can have them by Tuesday.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I just know this will work!!

Of course it will -- I hope those Joo lawyers have their checkbooks ready, because they will be owing LBC a hefty refund due to their services not being required. Praise!

How I wish I could be there with you all; to call upon the LORD in such a manner that it stirs Him to perform supernatural workings. Alas, I will have to content myself with supporting your efforts from afar -- however, in NZ it is easy enough to find ram's horns and give them a jolly good blow. So rest assured, I will be blowing to the best of my ability for you all, and especially for Pastor Ezekiel.

[Nobar King]

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I haven't been able to visit him since it's the weekend, so I'll try to stop by on Monday to see how he's holding up.

[TC Patriot]

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SUE THEIR PANTS OFF!

Pray that Pastor Zeke is not raped by a gang of heathen homers. His boyish good looks make him a target for homers and lesbeans.

Please keep us updated! If anything bad happens to this Godly man of God...... Fill in the blanks!!

Clearly some homer loving Jesus hating activist cops and judges set up our youth Pastor. What is this country coming to when a man of God gets thrown in jail for doing God's work!?!?!?!?!?

Why isn't Fox reporting this travesty? Get on the stick Huckabee!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Brothers Gabe, Tanner, Bobby-Joe, Hutchins...ALL you men who've worked so hard today to fight tyranny and free the innocent. You will probably want to strategize together throughout the week, and it will be easier for everyone to contact you if you're in one place.

So I've changed all the linen in the house and now throw open its doors to you, so you might rest, regroup and relax under a True Christian Woman's tender care. I've ordered a hot buffet from Keller's Skellar and there's kegs to be brought up from the basement. It will be my pleasure to Help The Cause in any way I can.