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  • Star Finder
    Rock Worshipper
    • Sep 2006
    • 1092

    #136
    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

    I bet there is more to this story than a bible and demons.

    I bet your friend Zeke was asked too many questions of the "what is in your pants" variety and the poor lad threatened to inform the authorities!

    I just hope he was over 21 so that Zeke does not get indicted on CHILD MOLESTATION charges....
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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    • Mistress Cookie
      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 6790

      #137
      Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Under the circumstances (you know all about them) regretfully I will be unable to stay at your lovely home during my visit to Landover. I'll be at the Four Seasons instead.
      I'm very sorry that Mrs. Hutchins' continues to bear that unfounded grudge against me. I have tried several times "talk things through" with her, and she just won't listen.

      But Godfly is driving in (!!) and we'll go on speakerphone at some point so you can update us from the hotel. I do wish you'd come over for a little suckling pig, though.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #138
        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

        Thanks for being so understanding. If time permits, I'll slip out of the meeting to give you a visit. It will have to be short, just a quick in and out as there are negotiations we must do to clean this Zeke mess up as quickly and quietly as possible.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #139
          Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
          I bet there is more to this story than a bible and demons.

          I bet your friend Zeke was asked too many questions of the "what is in your pants" variety and the poor lad threatened to inform the authorities!

          I just hope he was over 21 so that Zeke does not get indicted on CHILD MOLESTATION charges....
          That is pure slander!
          I will not even attempt to refute any of it. Be assured a transcript of you horrid comments MADE IN PUBLIC will be on our lawyers desk in the morning. I am sure they will suck more out of you that this Zeke situation will cost!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #140
            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

            I have just transferred $25 large to the Pastor Ezekiel legal fund. Mistress I have also transferred $ 5 large to help cover the food and lodging bill. If more is needed I am but a call away. I will be waiting for good news, and I pray for Pastor Ezekiel's release and acquittal.

            YIC James

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #141
              Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

              Okay, we're outside the prison.

              According to the Holy Tome, we are circle the walls once a day for, wait, this can't be right six days?!

              Judges 6:

              15And it came to pass on the seventh day, that they rose early about the dawning of the day, and compassed the city after the same manner seven times: only on that day they compassed the city seven times.

              Dawww! Well, if the lawyers don't work, I'll keep the camp. It's a little cold, but it's only going to get down to 25F tonight. Our sleeping bags from Arizona should be okay, right?
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • ThrustingBoy
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 76

                #142
                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                You people are trying to hide behind the freedom of religion on this one? Seriously? What if a scientologist, or a Mormon, or Muslim, or anything other than your own religion started trying to beat there religion into you with their holy book?
                My parents are highly specialized sponges.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #143
                  Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                  Originally posted by ThrustingBoy View Post
                  You people are trying to hide behind the freedom of religion on this one? Seriously? What if a scientologist, or a Mormon, or Muslim, or anything other than your own religion started trying to beat there religion into you with their holy book?
                  Did Satan speak directly to you and order you here to pile on the persecution on top of persecution?
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                  • ThrustingBoy
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 76

                    #144
                    Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Did Satan speak directly to you and order you here to pile on the persecution on top of persecution?
                    Way to sidestep the question but I am not going to fall for it. I will ask again in case you forgot what it was.
                    You people are trying to hide behind the freedom of religion on this one? Seriously? What if a scientologist, or a Mormon, or Muslim, or anything other than your own religion started trying to beat there religion into you with their holy book?
                    My parents are highly specialized sponges.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #145
                      Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                      Originally posted by ThrustingBoy View Post
                      Way to sidestep the question but I am not going to fall for it. I will ask again in case you forgot what it was.
                      You people are trying to hide behind the freedom of religion on this one? Seriously? What if a scientologist, or a Mormon, or Muslim, or anything other than your own religion started trying to beat there religion into you with their holy book?
                      Or an atheist with Darwin's book, or a wicced with Harry Potter?

                      There's one BIG difference - we're RIGHT!
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • TC Patriot
                        AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 1060

                        #146
                        Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                        Originally posted by ThrustingBoy View Post
                        Way to sidestep the question but I am not going to fall for it. I will ask again in case you forgot what it was.
                        You people are trying to hide behind the freedom of religion on this one? Seriously? What if a scientologist, or a Mormon, or Muslim, or anything other than your own religion started trying to beat there religion into you with their holy book?
                        Pastor Zeke was attacked you moron! It was self defense!

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                        • ThrustingBoy
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 76

                          #147
                          Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                          Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                          Pastor Zeke was attacked you mormon! It was self defense!
                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          As you have now heard at services, Pastor Ezekiel Flint has been arrested for "assault", charged with the "crime" of attempting to smack the demons out of a wicced's skull with his Bible! This is nothing but typical PERSECUTION of a good man who was doing nothing more than exercising his RIGHT to follow his CHRISTIAN FAITH! A decent man who was trying to SAVE THE SOUL of a pathetic gothic wicced by any means necessary, and in this case he found it necessary to smack the demons out of the wretches skull with his Bible.
                          Yeah, that sounds like self defense to me too.

                          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                          Or an atheist with Darwin's book, or a wicced with Harry Potter?

                          There's one BIG difference - we're RIGHT!
                          Since when is a Darwin's book, or Harry Potter especially a Holy book?

                          And everybody else believes that they are right about their religion as well, but they aren't going to beat you up because of it. This is America, whether you are right or wrong you still have the Freedom to choose what you want to believe. Paster Zeke had no right to assault this person for their religious beliefs any more then the other person had a right to assault Zeke.
                          My parents are highly specialized sponges.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22368

                            #148
                            Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                            Originally posted by ThrustingBoy View Post
                            Since when is a Darwin's book, or Harry Potter especially a Holy book?
                            Did you ever see how those idiots at a Harry Potter convention behave?

                            Paster Zeke had no right to assault this person for their religious beliefs any more then the other person had a right to assault Zeke.
                            Zeke has God on his side. The Holy Spirit will make sure his lawyers will fix this.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • ThrustingBoy
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 76

                              #149
                              Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Zeke has God on his side. The Holy Spirit will make sure his lawyers will fix this.
                              Money and God are two different things. But the point is that he had no right to attack this person since there is a freedom of religion in America. You don't have the right to try and force other people to believe in whatever religion you do and nobody else has the right to force you to believe theirs.
                              My parents are highly specialized sponges.

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #150
                                Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

                                Originally posted by ThrustingBoy View Post
                                Money and God are two different things. But the point is that he had no right to attack this person since there is a freedom of religion in America. You don't have the right to try and force other people to believe in whatever religion you do and nobody else has the right to force you to believe theirs.
                                Could you please leave this thread, friend? We are currently in a crisis, and need each other's spiritual support very much at this point. I find it very offensive and indecent that you hijack this thread to persecute us. Please find another thread somewhere to start debates! (preferably in another forum)
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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