Pray for me

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.

[eliot mayfield]

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Get yourself back to the bible. start reading and don't stop until the shaking stops. Then you get to church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dwayne let me ask you a question: Did you take out any insurance on your wife? I'm guessing you did.

I think I know the answer to all your problems. Why don't you run right down to the bank right now, and withdraw all the money you've got. Then hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send it all in to Landover Baptist Church.

I just know that once you do tithe every red cent you have, Jesus will set your heart at ease and reward you ten-fold. It'll help control your drinking problem too.

Dwayne, it's what your dearly departed wife would have wanted. And its what Jesus wants you to do. Do it now, Dwayne, before you sober up.

[nikilds]

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Why are you sad she died? Are you drinking because of your nerves? Are you afraid she went to H - E - double - hockey - sticks?

[Sister Noddy]

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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.

Dear Dwayne ---

First, relax and know that God loves you ---

--- Now make this a ritual, pour your wine and all alcohol in the house down the drain; pray as you are doing it. Get your Bible and start reading; the Gospels of the New Testament are a good place to start --- Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

On day two of your detox you will have a nasty hangover, headache, dehydration and probably a sick stomach. Never mind that, just drink plenty of water and eat some good food. On day three, your shakes may get worse, but hang in there! --- you will do fine, just keep reading the Bible. When you wake up in the morning on the fourth day, magically most of your withdrawal symptoms will be gone --- praise! --- and keep drinking fluids and eating good meals, and reading the Bible.

Never take another drink, Dwayne --- remember that --- live your life instead, enjoy your kids, and love Jesus because he loves you

[Deaner]

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Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope.

Dwayne, get a grip. Seems your problem isn't drinking; it's the fact that somewhere during the course of your marriage you became a blatant sissy. Did you help with the dishes or take your shoes off when you came in? Did you ever listen to her problems with sincerity and told her you understood? Seems you've fallen for the feel good marriage style of secular people and could well be on your way to becoming a queer. Pull yourself together, stop your girlish blubbering and drink like a man.

G'wan now; get!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Dwayne, get a grip. Seems your problem isn't drinking; it's the fact that somewhere during the course of your marriage you became a blatant sissy. Did you help with the dishes or take your shoes off when you came in? Did you ever listen to her problems with sincerity and told her you understood? Seems you've fallen for the feel good marriage style of secular people and could well be on your way to becoming a queer. Pull yourself together, stop your girlish blubbering and drink like a man.

G'wan now; get!

Good point Brother Deaner!

Dwayne,

Listen to Brother Deaner, he is an educated man. Pull yourself together Dwayne and think about what you might have done to anger Jesus so He killed your wife. You still have two kids, do you want them to die too? I hope not. Jesus does love you and He wants you to be happy but you have to stop forcing Jesus to these horrible things to you.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dwayne let me ask you a question: Did you take out any insurance on your wife? I'm guessing you did.

I think I know the answer to all your problems. Why don't you run right down to the bank right now, and withdraw all the money you've got. Then hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page and send it all in to Landover Baptist Church.

I just know that once you do tithe every red cent you have, Jesus will set your heart at ease and reward you ten-fold. It'll help control your drinking problem too.

Dwayne, it's what your dearly departed wife would have wanted. And its what Jesus wants you to do. Do it now, Dwayne, before you sober up.

As always...... EXCELLENT advice Pastor Zeke. He will be pleasing JESUS and be too broke to buy more booze.

No wonder you are one of GOD'S Favorite Pastors!!

~~~swoon~~

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Want to be cheered up? Best thing for that, don't ask these people to help cheer you up.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

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I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.

[Brother Temperance]

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I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.

Praise Jesus! I think we could all stand to learn something from this man's example. If only that wench Rachel was capable of making posts like this.

[eliot mayfield]

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Praise be!

[Sista Lateefah]

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I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.

Glory to God! I's glad thatchoo has seen the Truth© and haves decided to turn yo life ovah to the Lord. If you evah gets them thoughts about yo wife again, remember that that be sinful and turn yo thoughts to the Lord!

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. - Luke 14:26

And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father. But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead. - Matthew 8:21-22

See? The Lord be much mo' important than yo wife's crusty, stanky corpse. Praise!

[Brother V]

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I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.

I wonder if the demons of alcohol will be exorcised from this wonderful man's body.

If they will violently vomitously vacuate this future True Christians (tm) body.

Praise Jesus.

Reminds me of Revelation 3:16 for some reason.

YIC
V

[Homertard]

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First off, I'm sorry for your loss, I can't begin to even understand it. She's gone to a better place man, and you gave her everything you could.

First off, get your self some help. a friend, or a doctor, someone, who can help you, and do it quickly, cuz the longer you leave it, the worse it gets.

Secondly, you have to let go dude. Now, I'm not saying you listen to me, but you'll have to evenutally.

Again, I'm sorry about your wife.