[True Disciple]

Re: Trolls or tards?

plz get back 2 reality !

We already are in reality. You, apparently, are not:

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Trolls or tards?

u are the retards ahaha. why u wanna hurt Iceland when America is the worst country of them all ?

Then why is Iceland the nation covered in lava, billowing steam and ash and flood waters, not America?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Trolls or tards?

I'm sorry, my fault, dogs are at the vets for the day.

That's OK Sister mistakes happen. Say are the dogs back from the vet? If so turn them lose on the retard. Thanks James

[James Dewitt]

Re: Trolls or tards?

u are the retards ahaha. why u wanna hurt Iceland when America is the worst country of them all ?? people like u who think god is all powerfull and everyone else is evil is just stupid!

plz get back 2 reality !

Firmbozo, God hates Iceland, We did not cause the volcano to erupt.... Well on the other hand we did ask God to do it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Trolls or tards?

u are the retards ahaha. why u wanna hurt Iceland when America is the worst country of them all ?? people like u who think god is all powerfull and everyone else is evil is just stupid! plz get back 2 reality !

Hm, let me try using a language you can understand here.

u stupid u l34v3 now!

(Translation: You are an idiot, please leave us alone!)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Trolls or tards?

Did someone forget to turn on the electric fence again. Damn it another retard jumped it.

I'm sorry, my fault, dogs are at the vets for the day.

[fRimBo]

Re: Trolls or tards?

Did someone forget to turn on the electric fence again. Damn it another retard jumped it.

u are the retards ahaha. why u wanna hurt Iceland when America is the worst country of them all ?? people like u who think god is all powerfull and everyone else is evil is just stupid!

plz get back 2 reality !

[James Dewitt]

Re: Trolls or tards?

LoL ! God is a noob, I did this!

Did someone forget to turn on the electric fence again. Damn it another retard jumped it.

[fRimBo]

Trolls or tards?

LoL ! God is a noob, I did this!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

GLORY

Gods power has extended to Godless England! I heard on the radio this morning that Heathrow (sp?) airport is closed because of the ash from the volcanoes.

Yet people will still deny the power of prayer.

[Grandmother Wilson]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Sweet Lord Jesus,

Thank you for Your Divine Wisdom and Judgment over the evil eskimo pagans! Thank you for that "kettle" volcano, which will drive them from their homes! You are truly Loving, my Lord! Please bring the full cup of Your Wrath over their igloes, and over all other countries who do evil!

In Jesus' Name,

Amen.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

what a horrible thing to wish for! didn't Jesus always want you to love each other!? you're seriously twisting what is written in the Bible.

No, my friend, we are not! I'm growing tired of having to explain this over and over and over again, therefore I gladly refer to a previous post in this thread (just one page back, so it wasn't really hard to find):

A common mistake among atheists. In fact, Jesus indeed preached love, but also judgment and even hate for sinners who did not accept His Atoning Sacrifice:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Matthew 25:41:
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
Matthew 13:41-42:
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Matthew 10:34-36:

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.


Isaiah 13:9-16:

Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

Additionally, you might notice that all my prayers were drawn directly from the Bible. Are you saying that David, who prayed for the same things, was an evil man? Do you realize that he was so precious to God, that God made him win almost every war he fought?

To which I would like to add:

Luke 19:26-27:
For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him. But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

None of you are 'true Christians'. You're all genuines who are blinded by each other's ridiculous takes on the Lord's word.

You are an idiot. Our words are grounded thoroughly in Scripture, and we often refer to Scripture to make this clear. This makes us True Christians™. You just groundlessly insult us without quoting Scripture. This makes you a false christian and a hypocrite. Show me an instance where we derived from God's Word and we can talk again.

And if you doubt whether or not God agrees with us, follow the news! This volcano did not erupt for 200 years, but it did a month after we started praying. Clearly, God is on our side!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

None of you are 'true Christians'. You're all genuines who are blinded by each other's ridiculous takes on the Lord's word.

Unlike most other Christians, we follow every word of the KJV1611 Holy Bible. Are you saying that by following the entire Bible, we are false Christians? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[joeeee]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

what a horrible thing to wish for! didn't Jesus always want you to love each other!? you're seriously twisting what is written in the Bible.

None of you are 'true Christians'. You're all fakes who are blinded by each other's ridiculous takes on the Lord's word.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Do not fear My Brother, Jesus will protect you with a giant umbrella. Praise Jesus