[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

May be I should get the hell out off Reykjavík while I can??

You are a little slow on the uptake, aren't you?

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

Is it really going to rain fire and brimstone in Sauðárkrókur??May be I should get the hell out off Reykjavík while I can??

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

I don't know, it's unusually silent outside. I've been sitting in my prayer closet all day. It won't be long before it starts raining fire and brimstone here. The wrath of God has truly been revealed from the heavens, just as described in Romans 1:18:

Romans 1:18:
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

Praise Jesus, Brother! God is finally bringing His Divine Love and Justice over these disgusting eskimoes!

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

There is one of two possibilities. One - I too am a sinner, so I would be killed. God would be just in handing out this punishment.

Two - I am a True Christian, and so will be protected from all harm as the Bible promises.

Either way, things work out for the greater good.

If you really believe that you even stupider than I tought!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Too bad for you we are very much alive and if Katla erupts it is going to affect all the world and even you brother,so you better start praying that it doesn't erupt!

We're Christians, we have nothing to worry about, but you do.

http://www.icenews.is/index.php/2010/04/14/new-volcano-much-bigger-than-fimmvorduhals/

New volcano “much bigger” than Fimmvorduhals

Posted on14 April 2010.
The volcano erupting under South Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull glacier has opened a 2km long gorge and is already considered much bigger than the nearby Fimmvorduhals volcano which seems to have finally ended yesterday. Glacier water has already started flooding surrounding land and evacuation orders are in force.


Iceland’s main highway, Route 1, is being dug up south of the glacier in an attempt to save Markarfljots Bridge from the flood water.
Flood water is pouring off the glacier both to the north and the south, but both flows will enter the sea to the south.

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Nonsense. Nothing would make us happier than seeing this whole sinful world punished.

Even tough it would mean the death of all of you??

[Really?? (Quarantined)]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

Too bad for you we are very much alive and if Katla erupts it is going to affect all the world and even you brother,so you better start praying that it doesn't erupt!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

This is what these Godmocking Eskimos get for attacking God's favorite forum. Praise the LORD!

Glad you're okay Brother Alex! Is everyone else there dead yet?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

This is what these Godmocking Eskimos get for attacking God's favorite forum. Praise the LORD!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Umm, are you not aware that Katla , a huge volcano, always explodes after this little one does? Or is your government keeping that little tidbit of information from your people? It's a three step process.

1. We pray for your destruction
2. Little volcano erupts
3. Katla explodes


And when Katla goes, Iceland will be annihilated, killing you all. Which is exactly what we've been praying for.

Predicted by me just one week ago, The Katlaclysm! Happening right this minute!

Severe flooding expected in Iceland

Posted on14 April 2010.
A new eruption is taking place under Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull glacier and flooding is expected. Journalists to the south of the glacier say they can already see the flood waters approaching.


Flights below 30,000 feet have been banned from the zones to the north and the east of the new eruption and residents south of the glacier have been evacuated.
Scientists are also monitoring the condition of drinking water in the Westman Islands, which comes from the glacier. No changes in quality have yet been recorded.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I have a few questions. I'm sure I'll be banned soon enough, but I simply ask that you humor me for now. I see that my username, which was intended to be "Unsaved and Proud", has been changed to "Unsaved and Ashamed". Clever.

Pride is a sin, my friend. Your username was offensive to God, therefore it was changed. If you come to a True Christian(tm) forum, expect to be subjected to Biblical Rules.

1. Why would you claim to follow the word of Jesus Christ, a man who preached peace, brotherhood, love and acceptance, yet pray for terrible things to happen to people? Did he not say to love your enemies? Was I lied to when I was told that Jesus begged his father to forgive his murderers, for they knew not what they did? Yet you want men, women and children in Iceland to suffer and perish?

A common mistake among atheists. In fact, Jesus indeed preached love, but also judgment and even hate for sinners who did not accept His Atoning Sacrifice:

Luke 14:26:
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Matthew 25:41:
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
Matthew 13:41-42:
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Matthew 10:34-36:

Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.


Isaiah 13:9-16:

Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword.
Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

Additionally, you might notice that all my prayers were drawn directly from the Bible. Are you saying that David, who prayed for the same things, was an evil man? Do you realize that he was so precious to God, that God made him win almost every war he fought?

---long, detailed summary of its own virtues---

Indeed, you need to understand that it is through faith, not works, that we are Saved(tm) and go to Heaven.

Here is more about the Biblical support for Salvation through Faith alone.

You think you are too good to go to Hell? Read THIS!

Romans 3:10:
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one

Don't pray to god to help you pass tests, STUDY THE MATERIAL! God has more important things to concern himself with!

Unbiblical rubbish. God makes it perfectly clear that He wants people to believe in Him and worship Him.

4. You do not believe in atomic theory!? From your board: "Atomic Theory teaches that matter is made of very tiny particles, called atoms, which react with one another according to all kinds of crazy “rules,” quantum mechanics (a historical mistake as well, but currently ranked #14, so it does not appear in this list). The conflict with the above Passages is obvious. 1 Col. 1:17 very clearly states that things consist of Jesus, and are hold together by Jesus, not some silly “strong atomic force.”

Are you dim? Of course I do not believe in atomic theory. I would think I had explained that thoroughly in that other thread (where you should have posted this question, of course).

So, the atomic bomb, which the United States dropped on Japan, was an exploding Jesus bomb?

You can say that. Jesus made us win the war agains the nips, as America is a Christian nation, while Japan was a nation of unsaved, gibbering heathens who mostly worshipped their own deceased.

Or was that the work of the devil, who prances about tricking people, because despite the vastness of the universe, otherworldly beings have nothing better to concern themselves with than what we're doing here on Earth?

How silly are you? Didn't I explain in that thread as well that the Earth is the Center of the Universe? Of course they care about this place.

You honestly believe that the devil sneaks around and paints flowers? To trick us? Really? Well, who am I to mock your beliefs. It simply seems like a ridiculous concept to me, but then again, I have a feeling you'll accuse me of being a demon or devil for doubting such a thing.

You clearly have no clue about the evil, insidious tricks of the devil. Remember, the best way to support the devil is to claim he does not exist! Satan has blinded you for this truth:

2 Corinthians 4:4:
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

5. You believe that the bible is a legitimate source, because it claims to be the word of god and you can hold the bible in your hand? The Quar'an, Torah and countless other writings are the alleged works of divine beings. Why are they wrong?

The Torah is not wrong, as it corresponds to the Old Testament. It is only incomplete. The Qu'ran is wrong, of course, as nowhere in the Old nor the New Testament ever an allusion, let alone a prophecy, is made regarding Muhammad. Therefore, he was an impostor.

Carry your god with you wherever you go, sure, but stop begging him to do it for you and help you with it! That's pure, unadulterated laziness. Isn't sloth one of your cardinal sins?

Your entire point seems to be that you think prayer is a sin. What makes you think we would take that seriously?

About the constant prayer thing, this is what God thinks of this:

1 Thessalonians 5:17-18:
Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

I would say, checkmate, atheist.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I think I've found the true devil, and his name is landoverbaptist.net.

You joined our fine community just to mock us and call us names? Surely you have hobbies or other interests you could be doing now...

[Unsaved and Ashamed]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I have a few questions. I'm sure I'll be banned soon enough, but I simply ask that you humor me for now. I see that my username, which was intended to be "Unsaved and Proud", has been changed to "Unsaved and Ashamed". Clever.

1. Why would you claim to follow the word of Jesus Christ, a man who preached peace, brotherhood, love and acceptance, yet pray for terrible things to happen to people? Did he not say to love your enemies? Was I lied to when I was told that Jesus begged his father to forgive his murderers, for they knew not what they did? Yet you want men, women and children in Iceland to suffer and perish?

2. I'm an unbaptized atheist...well, let's say I lean more towards agnostic. While I lack any form of title and do not belong to any organized religion, I feel that I adhere more closely to the Christian ideology than many Christians seem to. I work as a nursing assistant for a rather meager salary. It's more a labor of love which allows me to pay my bills, yet I love every day of "work" (again, I view it as a labor of love and not work or a job). Every day that I work (and believe me, there's no such thing as an easy day), I help those in need, just as Jesus did. However, I help them because I'm a kind- hearted person and genuinely want to help the sick, elderly, etc. I don't perform these duties because I believe I'll be rewarded by a divine being, which seems to be why many of you do what you do. That to me is the epitome of greed. I've been in churches and I've seen televangelists with their multi- million dollar book deals. Jesus traveled with nothing more than robes and a staff, doing what he could to help his fellow man, not because it would enable him to build a place of worship lined with gold, precious metals and jewels, but because he was a kind- hearted person. How can any of you point a finger at me when you follow Porsche and Mercedes- driving preachers? Wouldn't these people want to return every last dime that they earn (after overhead and necessities of course) back to the church if they were true believers? I'm going to be damned, despite the fact that I help people for all the right reasons, because I don't label myself as a Christian?

3. If god is a loving father who gave us all free will, why would he want us to spend the entirety of our short span on this planet groveling at his feet? Do you want your children to sit and beg you to do things for them all day long, while they grovel at your feet? If so, you're probably a rather twisted individual. It is my belief that, if there is a god, he would want us live out our lives doing what makes us happy, as long as we follow his guidelines (thou shalt not kill, steal, etc). He gave us free will so that we may make our wishes come true on our own, much like we expect our children to do. You're fully grown. Cut the umbilical cord already. Don't pray to god to help you pass tests, STUDY THE MATERIAL! God has more important things to concern himself with!

4. You do not believe in atomic theory!? From your board: "Atomic Theory teaches that matter is made of very tiny particles, called atoms, which react with one another according to all kinds of crazy “rules,” quantum mechanics (a historical mistake as well, but currently ranked #14, so it does not appear in this list). The conflict with the above Passages is obvious. 1 Col. 1:17 very clearly states that things consist of Jesus, and are hold together by Jesus, not some silly “strong atomic force.”

So, the atomic bomb, which the United States dropped on Japan, was an exploding Jesus bomb? Or was that the work of the devil, who prances about tricking people, because despite the vastness of the universe, otherworldly beings have nothing better to concern themselves with than what we're doing here on Earth? Why are you all so convinced that everything is the work of the devil? I read on this board that you people truly believe this- "At night, Satan sneaks into the gardens of botanists, and paints flowers in certain colors, in such a way that it implies a genetic relationship conform the predictions of genetics".

You honestly believe that the devil sneaks around and paints flowers? To trick us? Really? Well, who am I to mock your beliefs. It simply seems like a ridiculous concept to me, but then again, I have a feeling you'll accuse me of being a demon or devil for doubting such a thing.

5. You believe that the bible is a legitimate source, because it claims to be the word of god and you can hold the bible in your hand? The Quar'an, Torah and countless other writings are the alleged works of divine beings. Why are they wrong? They make the same claim and I can hold those books and writings in my hand as well. Why are they lies while your book holds the truth? What about the teachings of say, Buddhists? Buddhists are true pacifists, so does that mean that they're hated by god, because they aren't Christians? Is god so petty and insecure that, even though one may unknowingly and unintentionally follow his word, they'll be punished due to the fact that they lack a label and don't haunt God endlessly with prayer to the point that, even if God is real, he probably can't even hear himself think, because you won't stop begging him for things for two seconds? If there is a god, I suspect we'll never see his return, because you people are the most needy and demanding creatures on the planet! Try doing something for yourself! Carry your god with you wherever you go, sure, but stop begging him to do it for you and help you with it! That's pure, unadulterated laziness. Isn't sloth one of your cardinal sins?

Consider this theoretical situation for just a moment-

You're a teacher and you have two separate classes. Class A only follows your word because they fear punishment if they don't and want a reward if they do. Class B unintentionally follows your word, simply because it's the right thing to do. So much so in fact, that you don't even need to teach them anything. It's simply their nature to act exactly as you would want them to.

Now, graduation time has come and you can only reward one of the classes. Who would you reward? Is anyone here so hungry for ego masturbation that they would choose class A? Simply so that their lust for power could be satiated? Now, let's say Class A represents the members of this board, who follow the bible because they fear what may happen to them after death and want to be rewarded by god and class B represents a group who has never opened a bible in their lives, but lives just as closely to the words written in your holy book, if not more closely, than many so called "Christians?

It seems to me that many of you enjoy putting words in your god's mouth, which he may not necessarily agree with. Especially since his only son came preaching love and acceptance, while I'm posting in a thread on an alleged Christian message board which not only condones, but requests prayers so that horrible things can be brought upon other people. I think I've found the true devil, and his name is landoverbaptist.net.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

your prayers have been heard.. but maybe not as you wanted.. we have an volcanic eruption here now.. but the best part is thats its a really good tourist attraction..

god surely moves in mysterious ways..

Umm, are you not aware that Katla , a huge volcano, always explodes after this little one does? Or is your government keeping that little tidbit of information from your people? It's a three step process.

1. We pray for your destruction
2. Little volcano erupts
3. Katla explodes


And when Katla goes, Iceland will be annihilated, killing you all. Which is exactly what we've been praying for.