[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I believe the cleanup crew will soon arrive.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Why not? If your friend is retarded, why not tell him? I always am open with my friends with these things. I think that that is essential for a healthy friendship.

True true. Hey apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey apple. Just a treat for you, you seem to find some hidden massage in everything, and you got a magnificent ability to find something between the lines. My blessed retarded friend

What are True Earthlinks™?

I would explain it to you, but you seem to be similar to the others. So it's no need to try to expand your mind since Americans have extremely low ability to learn.

Yes, that's because we are True Christians™, and God answers our prayers, but not yours, as you are not a True Christian™. You can fix this by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.

This just has to be true, since everything is going up in flames here. But I thought I had accepted Jesus already, Bring me the teaching of your fellow followers of how in the world do I do it.

Of course they do not. Vikings are heathens. Listen to "viking metal," (a retarded style of music, designed to mock God and honor Odin) and you will understand what I mean.

What do you know, you come from America dude.

You are treading dangerous ground here, boy! Sister Kitty is a great True Christian™ Sister, and though she has been here shorter than you have, her posts are without exception a thousand times more Godly than yours. Whiny heathens like you can learn a lot by reading her posts. It is not her fault that you misinterpret her True Christian Love™. Try to keep up, I realize that it is hard for your tiny eskimo brain to follow, but everything we say here is Biblical, and therefore Godly.

Why do you find the need to answer for everybody here, allow your fellow followers to answer for them self, it will increase there changes of ever being mature.

It isn't just "Godly" coping verses from the bible. It has to be done by intelligent persons with intelligent words following.

Yeah, I thought, maybe I should leave out the longer and more adult words, so you might comprehend what I'm saying.

Yes please could you do that for me? Just leave it as a reply in this thread. It would be True Christian™ of you if you could go over every post you've made in this thread, but just delete the words that are so hard to understand. thx.

That is sad, and it is not true. No one is born a viking, just as no one is born gay. Why do you hate Jesus so much? He died for your sins and this is how you treat Him?

What do you know about that, your still the American you where few lines earlier. I do not hate Jesus I luv him.

Well, that is very easy. Just read the Bible. We agree with the Bible on every point. If you know the Bible, you know how we think.

Checked.

I say it is easier to use the program to which I linked you. You can copy the prayer in this thread.

Of course it is easier for me (with brains) to do stuff, but it won't be the same as having your prayers on loop.

I'm going to use your words for the program. It will give you a voice (and I want your voice to be unique).

You can also use an online Audio Bible and listen to the Psalms directly.

Where did you see me say I wanted to listen to something that King David, Asaph, Solomon or the others there wrote? I was asking for your prayers!! (sry for my yelling, I forgot that you Americans need to hear everything pretty often to understand a bit).

You have insulted three Christian members in one post.

Mind your betters or your time here will be short indeed!

DID I!?! Thats easy then Isn't it something you just do without any help at all. Just by being who you ppl are? regards to your believe. Am I keeping on insulting you? I'm sorry, I just talk to you ppl like I would with every idiot that would come my way. I'm like True Disciple, I'm open in telling folks what I thank about them.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Friends don't call friends retarded.

Why not? If your friend is retarded, why not tell him? I always am open with my friends with these things. I think that that is essential for a healthy friendship.

But I do understand your misunderstanding, usually ppl don't only have retarded friends around them like you do, so the True Earthlinks™ just call there friends friend, but it can be understood being only in the surroundings of retards that ppl start to call friends, yes, retards.

What are True Earthlinks(tm)?

I do read the bible, but it's like your prayers are working so mighty.

Yes, that's because we are True Christians(tm), and God answers our prayers, but not yours, as you are not a True Christian(tm). You can fix this by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour.

You got to do better then this. Yes True Christian Vikings™ do exist (I even put a ™ behind it, makes as much sens as your ™s)

Of course they do not. Vikings are heathens. Listen to "viking metal," (a retarded style of music, designed to mock God and honor Odin) and you will understand what I mean.

Yes yes Sister Kitty. I thank we all got it, you don't have anything inntelligant to say and you don't make any more sense then Cranky old man. Go collect yourself some posts where you do make sens (doubting that you will find that place), don't you have any forum called "New beginners who need training in being annoying"?

You are treading dangerous ground here, boy! Sister Kitty is a great True Christian(tm) Sister, and though she has been here shorter than you have, her posts are without exception a thousand times more Godly than yours. Whiny heathens like you can learn a lot by reading her posts. It is not her fault that you misinterpret her True Christian Love(tm). Try to keep up, I realize that it is hard for your tiny eskimo brain to follow, but everything we say here is Biblical, and therefore Godly.

Good idea!

Finally you said something that did make sens.

Yeah, I thought, maybe I should leave out the longer and more adult words, so you might comprehend what I'm saying.

Still you're confusing me! I am a Viking, and I'm born as such and will die as such. Edit: For your informations and Education, Viking is something you are born as and will die as, just like being born black, yellow, white etc. So isn't the only right thing for me to take my Suburban (thats a car more informations/education) and surf the lave listening to you ppl praying in my IPOD until I die.

That is sad, and it is not true. No one is born a viking, just as no one is born gay. Why do you hate Jesus so much? He died for your sins and this is how you treat Him?

How can a man make a sens of how your church thinks or doesn't think?

Well, that is very easy. Just read the Bible. We agree with the Bible on every point. If you know the Bible, you know how we think.

My home is under the lava so I moved myself to my friends house (he lives up on the hill), so the true Christians out there that know how to use some kind of recording device still have time to send me some clips.

I say it is easier to use the program to which I linked you. You can copy the prayer in this thread. You can also use an online Audio Bible and listen to the Psalms directly.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You have insulted three Christian members in one post.

Mind your betters or your time here will be short indeed!

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

I am your friend.

Don't be retarded, say your own prayers and read the Holy Bible KJV1611.

There is no such thing as a "True Christian Viking". Everybody knows that vikings cannot be Christians.

Friends don't call friends retarded. But I do understand your misunderstanding, usually ppl don't only have retarded friends around them like you do, so the True Earthlinks™ just call there friends friend, but it can be understood being only in the surroundings of retards that ppl start to call friends, yes, retards.

I do read the bible, but it's like your prayers are working so mighty.

You got to do better then this. Yes True Christian Vikings™ do exist (I even put a ™ behind it, makes as much sens as your ™s)

Jesus hates you.

That's right, I said it. Do you think Jesus does not hate sinners?

Romans 9
11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Yes yes Sister Kitty. I thank we all got it, you don't have anything inntelligant to say and you don't make any more sense then Cranky old man. Go collect yourself some posts where you do make sens (doubting that you will find that place), don't you have any forum called "New beginners who need training in being annoying"?

I suggest you just take a program that transfers text to speech, like the DSpeech program you can download here, and then enter this thread into the program.

Are you sure you don't want to try to save your skin and the skin of your fellow eskimoes by allowing Christ into your heart?

Good idea!

Finally you said something that did make sens.

Still you're confusing me! I am a Viking, and I'm born as such and will die as such. Edit: For your informations and Education, Viking is something you are born as and will die as, just like being born black, yellow, white etc. So isn't the only right thing for me to take my Suburban (thats a car more informations/education) and surf the lave listening to you ppl praying in my IPOD until I die.

How can a man make a sens of how your church thinks or doesn't think?

My home is under the lava so I moved myself to my friends house (he lives up on the hill), so the true Christians out there that know how to use some kind of recording device still have time to send me some clips.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

No come on! Be a friend!

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

Would be nice if the recordings could be available for me to dl. before 02:00 pm tomorrow, you know, the lava is pouring pretty much as we speak.

I suggest you just take a program that transfers text to speech, like the DSpeech program you can download here, and then enter this thread into the program.

Are you sure you don't want to try to save your skin and the skin of your fellow eskimoes by allowing Christ into your heart?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Jesus hates you.

That's right, I said it. Do you think Jesus does not hate sinners?

Romans 9
11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

No come on! Be a friend!

I am your friend.

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

Don't be retarded, say your own prayers and read the Holy Bible KJV1611.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

There is no such thing as a "True Christian Viking". Everybody knows that vikings cannot be Christians.

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Only a devil worshiper would say things like that.

No come on! Be a friend!

Since your prayers are working and everything, could you be so kind to record your prayers tonight against Iceland (the great), and paste them so I can dl. them.

This is maybe a wish of a dieing man here, since the lava is pouring out like the devil is vomiting over here. I just wanted to listen to your prayers as I embraced my destinies as a true Christian Viking while the lava runs over my home.

Would be nice if the recordings could be available for me to dl. before 02:00 pm tomorrow, you know, the lava is pouring pretty much as we speak.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Only a devil worshiper would say things like that.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

Sounds to me like you sniffed to much of those volcanic gasses.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

[Icelandic]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you yelling laughter? Everything going CRAZY at the volcano. Me like this, you ppl keep on your yelling, this volcano is AWESOME!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Don't you dare try to justify this. And I am not your "Friend".

Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions. If you think you'd be saving them by having them killed ~ Do the world a favour and hang yourself. Go meet your "Maker" now.

And there is for people who think we were flown here by some super alien in DC10s? Really?

And why do you hate us? Did a catlyck priest molest you? We're True Christians(tm), we don't do those kind of things.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Each and every one of you should be killed - there is no place in modern society for people with such disgusting, immoral and absolutely outrageous opinions.

I do not understand your hatred and murderous rage. You make Baby Jesus cry.