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    Pray for the Minutemen


    A credit to our great nation, these manly Christians are putting their lives on the line day after day to protect America from the Brown Menace. They are working tirelessly to guard our freedom from those who would destroy it. We pray that they will be successful, and that their courage and ammo supply will not flag until the Rio Grande is clogged to the brim with decaying Mexican't corpses.

    Amen.
    Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 07-13-2007, 02:58 PM. Reason: formatting
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    Re: Pray for the Minutemen

    The ones crossing the border harm the good soil of the US of A. They cut fences and don't put them back together again. The Messy-cans poop on the ground and not in the proper campground sites. They steal and break expensive American equipment.
    Then they have tons of babies out of wedlock.
    Not only are we importing poverty, but SIN as well!

    No thank you Mexico, we dont want your Mexican gangs and drugs or pesos! The dollar suits me fine!

    I pray for the Minutemen. That they may send those hellion illegals back to where they came from!
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      Re: Pray for the Minutemen

      Originally posted by nikilds View Post
      The ones crossing the border harm the good soil of the US of A. They cut fences and don't put them back together again. The Messy-cans poop on the ground and not in the proper campground sites. They steal and break expensive American equipment.
      Then they have tons of babies out of wedlock.
      Not only are we importing poverty, but SIN as well!
      You wouldn't care to back that up with some hard facts, would you?

      Eh, border patrol... Can't say that I have much of an opinion either way as to the current illegal immigration from Mexico. However, on a random note, that man's shirt is entirely true. I have really got to get one for myself.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for the Minutemen

        And don't forget the hordes of illegal cannuckistanis pouring over our border to the north! The only reason we still have "blue states" at all is because the cannuckis infest certain states and force gay marriage on everyone. God protect us from these back-bacon terrorists.
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        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for the Minutemen

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post



          Godly Sister Templeton, I NEED one of those shirts to wear to my Coon Hunters Against Hilary club meeting. Any way I can get one?

          PS I think the evil empire of Catilckers is mostly to blame for the invasion. First we lose WWII to Honda and Toyota and now we're losing our God given land to folks who have kids like puppies!
          Last edited by Elmer Christianson; 07-20-2007, 02:15 AM.
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          • #6
            Re: Pray for the Minutemen

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post

            A credit to our great nation, these manly Christians are putting their lives on the line day after day to protect America from the Brown Menace. They are working tirelessly to guard our freedom from those who would destroy it. We pray that they will be successful, and that their courage and ammo supply will not flag until the Rio Grande is clogged to the brim with decaying Mexican't corpses.

            Amen.
            These are the REAL heroes protecting America day in, day out. If it wasn't for these guys Islamo-Fascists terrorist would be running rampart in our streets! Remember Ben Ladin, like all Muslims is from South America.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for the Minutemen

              Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
              Godly Sister Templeton, I NEED one of those shirts to wear to my Coon Hunters Against Hilary club meeting. Any way I can get one?
              They are selling them HERE, Brother Elmer, but the writing is on the back of the shirt. On the front is a curious-looking gentleman...


              I'm not sure who he's supposed to be, but I don't like him!

              You know, we wouldn't need any of these dirty Messcan'ts if we didn't abort so many white American babies. Tom DeLay explains everything:

              "I contend [abortion] affects you in immigration," DeLay told the Washington-area gathering. "If we had those 40 million children that were killed over the last 30 years, we wouldn't need the illegal immigrants to fill the jobs that they are doing today. Think about it."
              DeLay '08?
              Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 07-20-2007, 03:11 AM.
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              • #8
                Re: Pray for the Minutemen

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                These are the REAL heroes protecting America day in, day out. If it wasn't for these guys Islamo-Fascists terrorist would be running rampart in our streets! Remember Ben Ladin, like all Muslims is from South America.
                Good point. Thanks to that dirty Mahommedan Chavez, I won't be surprised if, in a few years' time, Mexico is renamed Meccaico, and all barbarous Mudslimes have to pray to Che Guevara instead of MooHAMhead. It'd be the logical outcome.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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